Where the alphas at? This bitch is hot but Idk what to say

Where the alphas at? This bitch is hot but Idk what to say

>Pics or it didnt happen
>Then ask for snapchat
then post on Sup Forums

Send a pic of your dick and say
"Show me where this goes"

If she sends a pic of her mouth/ass, keep her.

Say "I'd rather do that myself" don't even have to be alpha to talk to bitches just have some type of confidence and don't send without reading it one more time. She seems like an easy one though so don't need much game just follow along

Just say some funny shit. She seems like she's got a sense of humor

this

>Spread barbecue sauce on my tiddies and call me daddy
I wish a girl would say something that sexual to me before I die ;_;

Forgot about thread here's part 2

Bro she wants the D

This. Do you really need fucking help at this stage? Just invite her for some alone time

Bro I cum in 30 secs

Ok but will I get to lick your feet and get a footjob?

this

Reroll

Kansas City barbecue sauce, or South Carolina barbecue sauce? There's a lot of subtle differences

man this is so fucking easy. bring it home. I believe in you user!

how do we solve radical islamic terrorism

This can only go one way. Dinner and fuck. Where fuck == dinner and dinner == fuck

I will destroy dat ass like a Palestinian Village. But first I need a pic of those ta tas.

She's obviously a catfish

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lol no way... she (or he) must be trolling you. no girl talks like that.

Some do. Its just banter init.

Lmao y'all haven't talked to enough bitches to believe they talk like that

I'm also pretty handsome

roll

This looks like you're texting a guy who made a thread called "Dubs Decides"

Check other boards for me bro

Catfish or neckbeard...she's not real

great job stealing your line from Eric Andre

this is an absolute cringefest. wife that she-beta because you 2 cringelords will never do better than eachother.

Photo?

Lol, people still believing snapchat message threads are real.

Lol people believing Grindr is Snapchat

this is literally the easiest lay of your life, the fact you came here with this shit basically proves it's fake

No nigga the ultimate problem is I am not an endless stream of conversation that this fierce bitch is. I also can't fuck cuz I nut in 30 secs