Walk in and see this

Walk in and see this

what do?

Kill myself

swear that looks like my penis

rip
what if it is?

I would be impressed at the size difference between flaccid and erect

laugh @ pathetic little weeny

get on my knees

my pubes are darker though

Give him a razor blade and say, "trim the overgrowth, your pubes should be a garden, not a forest!"

for that to be all I see that would mean it's the size of the whole room

leaving instantly, pervert fucking giant

Paint a David star on that belly and call that guy "Jude".

its fun to grow
sadface
:o
I see
true, grooming is important
giants need love too

Obviously I'd get down and service the cock. Because I'm a slut. And mine is small and inferior. So yeah. I'm gonna go with service it orally or anally.

Because cock whore.

Kik simplicity303

I would get down and beat that dick till completion.

Well aren't you a good slut
Where would the cum go?

I would start deep throating every single each of it until I get some of that good seed.

sitting here having never gotten a blowjob before and i really want one

why do more guys not do soft to hard stuff? always just boring dick pics

It seems like all gays have that gene where their dick can raise that high. Mine just stays like a plank

Can any one help or please to identify this Raptor?

mods

My first blowjob experience wasn't that great. Maybe because the land whale who was doing it didn't had that much skill to begin with. I haven't receive one ever since.

Point and laugh at tiny penis.

im not gay though
wat
That's too bad. You got off though, right?
sadface

oh my