You know the drill

You know the drill

hi *sits beside you and cracks upon a monster* uhm, want one?

i am a closeted homosexual and want to suck your cock all night long and take your anus out of this solar system

Say: Fuck you! I fucking hate you! Never talk to me again! Jesus Christ, you annoying bitch!

Is It a dude or femanon

My dick got stuck in my computer's disk tray, can you offer assistance in getting it out?

I'm posting you're next reply on Sup Forums...

I'm Char Aznable and I never betrayed anyone

Whatchu want from a nigga

roll

Hey baby like vodka?

rawl

When's the last time you had some hot sauce near and/or around your anus?

it's a chick
What's next

I'm fucking a tinder date what do you want

rawr xD

Yo? That's how you start a conversation?! WTF is up with this generation and all of this new greeting? All I want is a 'Hello' or a 'How's it going' but I get 'Yo' as a greeting?! God damn you should be glad that I don't leave you for my waifu you 3DPD

kek

Shut up faggot

I would call 911 but i don't want a doctor seeing my junk like this.

...

I'm thinking of putting my dick in a glazed donut. Thoughts?

"Anyways why haven't we fucked?"

i bet trumps tiny hands would make my penis look huge.

Will you suck my dick or nah? Bc that's the only thing I'm here for tbh

Roll

go on

Kek rolls

roll

Yee

I loaned my fleshlight to a friend, are you busy?

i once grazed my penis while watching my little pony, and tbh? i didnt hate it.

I feel like it'd be very necessary to nuke Japan again, just in case they thought we were sorry.

Tootsie Roll

Personally I think Jewish people are psychic vampires.

tbh I wouldn't mind a qt trap

Roll

Oh my fucking god yes please

Can i put my thumb in your butt?

Holy trips

...

nice

Do ya like jazz?

Trips got it first then you

WINRAR

Trips!

WINRAR

I had a dream last night, where I drugged and raped you. Weird huh?

Put this op

Si papi trips was me

fuck yes

Kek has blessed this thread

Mother of god
user won't deliver

user got trips before him

rolle

*teleports behind you* nothing personnel kid *sticks cock in you from behind*

Roll

Blessed be thy thread

I always thought Hitler was kind of sexually attractive

Do you swallow?

Why roll? It's already dubs

Double dubs

lamest fucking dubs

and I think OP has left the building

Sorry guys work WiFi blocked me

post her reply and tits

lol haha ,but srsly i do like you, And i am a little horny rn! how about you?

checked

reroller

duubs

"I just ate my cum"

Roll

OP please deliver

Rolll

Rolllll

"i'm gonna wear that ass out"

"you gonna come over and peg me this weekend?"

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Op don't be a fag for once

Op dead

op is a ded

nice dubs dood

"i made u a cum tribute"

the only time i get dubs, op dies.... gonna hang myself tonight

interested in how this ends. bump

Put my dick inside yours?