You know the drill
You know the drill
hi *sits beside you and cracks upon a monster* uhm, want one?
i am a closeted homosexual and want to suck your cock all night long and take your anus out of this solar system
Say: Fuck you! I fucking hate you! Never talk to me again! Jesus Christ, you annoying bitch!
Is It a dude or femanon
My dick got stuck in my computer's disk tray, can you offer assistance in getting it out?
I'm posting you're next reply on Sup Forums...
I'm Char Aznable and I never betrayed anyone
Whatchu want from a nigga
roll
Hey baby like vodka?
rawl
When's the last time you had some hot sauce near and/or around your anus?
it's a chick
What's next
I'm fucking a tinder date what do you want
rawr xD
Yo? That's how you start a conversation?! WTF is up with this generation and all of this new greeting? All I want is a 'Hello' or a 'How's it going' but I get 'Yo' as a greeting?! God damn you should be glad that I don't leave you for my waifu you 3DPD
kek
Shut up faggot
I would call 911 but i don't want a doctor seeing my junk like this.
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I'm thinking of putting my dick in a glazed donut. Thoughts?
"Anyways why haven't we fucked?"
i bet trumps tiny hands would make my penis look huge.
Will you suck my dick or nah? Bc that's the only thing I'm here for tbh
Roll
go on
Kek rolls
roll
Yee
I loaned my fleshlight to a friend, are you busy?
i once grazed my penis while watching my little pony, and tbh? i didnt hate it.
I feel like it'd be very necessary to nuke Japan again, just in case they thought we were sorry.
Tootsie Roll
Personally I think Jewish people are psychic vampires.
tbh I wouldn't mind a qt trap
Roll
Oh my fucking god yes please
Can i put my thumb in your butt?
Holy trips
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nice
Do ya like jazz?
Trips got it first then you
WINRAR
Trips!
WINRAR
I had a dream last night, where I drugged and raped you. Weird huh?
Put this op
Si papi trips was me
fuck yes
Kek has blessed this thread
Mother of god
user won't deliver
user got trips before him
rolle
*teleports behind you* nothing personnel kid *sticks cock in you from behind*
Roll
Blessed be thy thread
I always thought Hitler was kind of sexually attractive
Do you swallow?
Why roll? It's already dubs
Double dubs
lamest fucking dubs
and I think OP has left the building
Sorry guys work WiFi blocked me
post her reply and tits
lol haha ,but srsly i do like you, And i am a little horny rn! how about you?
checked
reroller
duubs
"I just ate my cum"
Roll
OP please deliver
Rolll
Rolllll
"i'm gonna wear that ass out"
"you gonna come over and peg me this weekend?"
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Op don't be a fag for once
Op dead
op is a ded
nice dubs dood
"i made u a cum tribute"
the only time i get dubs, op dies.... gonna hang myself tonight
interested in how this ends. bump
Put my dick inside yours?