GIVING AWAY $50.00 AMERICAN ($65.80 CAD) FOR NO REASON

GIVING AWAY $50.00 AMERICAN ($65.80 CAD) FOR NO REASON

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What country are you in?

Canada.

You are currently front-runner for question originality. Clock expires at 8:30 MT.

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How do you have enough money to give away some?

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What do you enjoy doing in life?

I work a regular blue collar job, make $90-110k/year. Shift work. Getting worse every week. Thinking of quitting. Am single, no plans to marry or have kids.

Very little. I drink every day. The only hobby I have is writing, and even that is only once or twice a week. What about you?

I'm going to college doing science and biology classes. Looking to become an X-RAY tech. I enjoying hanging out with friends, partying, camping, etc.

i hope you have enough savings to be able to quit - i just got back from a year in america and getting a divorce - good plan to not marry

Good job. My cousin is an X-ray tech. He and his wife are child free and have an awesome life. You are now front-runner, Taylor. 8 mins left.

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How was your day?

What caused your marriage to crumble? Where did you return from America to?

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Will i get the money?

she cheated on me and stole all my money - i live in uk now - Leeds, rebuilding my life, got a job in a bar too

honestly its pretty haard to restart. but i think i can manage it. i just wont look at women for a long time! haha

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whats your dick size?

Not too bad. Worked out in -25C weather. The place I work is experiencing higher than projected (+33%) traffic volumes, so everything is slow and inefficient. Found out that there will be some changes to management and work schedule which is making me pursue a complete career change (starting with a few months backpacking). What do you do?

5 minutes till payout

Also, any particular way you decide who to give the money to?

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Circumcised or not?

I'm currently a behavioral health case manager. I work with low/no income and mostly homeless people. I help them get housing, find work, I do rehab classes for stress management, etc. I'm also in grad school for clinical mental health counseling.

In can any one please help to and identify this raptor?

That question is not particularly titillating, so probably not. But thank-you for participating. And yes, you may ask another question. I am extending the deadline for another 15 minutes to 8:45 MT.

Sorry to hear. I've never understand how people "fall in love" in the first place. I always measure things as cost vs benefit. It's very cold and miserable, but I've never been wronged.

Say, if I were to hop on a plane to England, how hard would it be for me to find a simple job in a pub or a hotel or something?

About 5.5'' soft, 7.5'' hard. Uncut, slight downward curve. Yours?

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i arent sure - its hard here to find work sometimes, in hull my home city i found nothing. but in leeds its a bit easy - took me a month of solid looking - but you know. i am pretty depressed too so that was the hard part

also mr married here - after the giveaway does the conversation continue? i find this fairly interesting

The person who strikes me as the most genuine, honest, and broke will get the money. A starving student. A former addict trying to rebuild his life. A divorcee trying to put his life back together...these all draw my sympathy. But only one can win. Prize is awarded in 14 minutes.

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Thank you for sharing. I appreciate the work you do. I went backpacking last year and slept on benches in Portland because I couldn't hitch a ride to save my life. I talked to quite a few of Portland's (many) homeless. You do good work. And though I know you're probably in debt paying for your doctorate, I know others in this thread need my small donation more.

I dropped out of university so I only have high school. I picture myself taking the basic bartending course and applying at quiet restaurants and whatnot. Why are you depressed?

I hope so. There may be a second give away.

12 minutes to first giveaway.

I think if you have any experience in hospitality you could get a job here - just been thinking about it - just go to cities like Leeds or Norwich and you will do well you sound fairly okay with work stuff

i think then if you had a bartending course in cities with students you will do great - we all love pubs here and restaurants like hard workers. i am depressed because i thought my life was sorted. met an american girl online. fell in love. lived in WV in the woods, had dogs and cats and such - i have a imgur album somewhere she made of the year i can find for you. but i am hopeless romantic and always wanted to wander. never found my place you know

Understandable. You have to love what you do to be able to work in mental health in Oklahoma. Especially in nonprofit settings. Government cuts funding constantly and we are always trying to find ways to get more resources for the clients we see. So doing what I do for $12/hr and going to school weekends is taxing on myself and my family, but I love helping my clients. It's amazing to see someone go from being homeless for 8 years to living on their own and working a job just feeling great being able to meet their basic needs again.

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what would you do if you weren't giving out money right now

I think she made this to fuck with my head a bit. but this is what she put together about our time together.

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Also you're in Canada so am I

I don't care about the money, I just want to ask you a question. What is the scariest, dying itself, the thought that there is eternal life after death (in heaven or hell), or the thought that this is it, and there is nothing afterwards?

That sucks dude. I wish I understood that romantic feeling. I imagine that when it's good, it's great, but when it's bad, it's really bad.

Though I can't tell you firsthand what it's like to suffer, if I can offer you any insight it's this: doing fulfilling work for little or no money is much better than doing shitty, dispassionate work for lots of money. Keep doing what you're doing. You'll be a better person.

Well, I'd be shitposting on Sup Forums. But that gets old, so after a few drinks, I usually drift over here and give something away. I bought someone some headphones yesterday for some reason. But why not?

Not OP, but in my opinion most people fear death because of the unknown. Dying itself isn't really scary unless it's a long drawn out process. Wondering if there is anything after this or not is what most people dwell on.

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Yeah, I used to run a nonprofit and made 90k a year. I did it for 8 years. I just couldn't stand doing it anymore. I wasn't doing anything worthwhile. I wanted to help people more than I wanted to make a lot of money, so here I am.

i think i just need to stop thinking about other people - before my wife it was this youth club i gave all my money and time to, and before that it was all sorts of shit. i gotta focus on me for a bit and i hate it

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The only person you have control over in this life is yourself. If you can't be happy with who you are then no other person or groups will ever really make you happy.

In my last job before america i was a youth worker and a activity coordinator in a home for people with severe dementia. i would sit with them till they died. often for 20 hours or more, it was horrible, they usually stared at me pleading with their eyes. then i would go to the families and say that the person died peacefullly in their sleep.

That hurts, dude. Can't quite tell if she's being manipulative or if she's regretful about it.

There is nothing afterwards. I'm a nihilist. Our experience after death is the same as we experienced before birth. We are programmed by evolution to do what is most conducive to reproduction and the perpetuation of our genes. Everything in a modern context is either self-serving or mindless consumerism

HEY ALL, IT'S TIME TO GIVE AWAY THE FIRST PRIZE.

And the winner of round one is:

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Here comes your money.

I hope the conversation can continue. And I hope I am buzzed enough to give away another $50 American.

i see your point. when i had control and such though i spent my time and money on everyone else. and now i have none and have to rely on other people, and i just dont want to do it

Well done to the first winner, how will you use your winnings?

In the last few hours before my great-grandma died, she was shouting with her eyes closed telling someone to, "Give me back my baby. Give me my baby!" She was clutching a little doll and was speaking in her native tongue.

yeah that sounds really close to what i had to deal with. i had everything happen to me from sweet to horrific

Thanks Kyle, I really appreciate it!
Probably use it for my car. I quit my job last month and I have car payments to pay off. Currently getting a new job at a local hosptial

Were you really in control though? If you look back at that time, were you really happy with yourself? Most times people use their time and money on others because they're looking for adoration to fill some void in their lives. Then you feel worthless when you're unable to continue showering people with gifts and donations. You lose that sense of importance.

But does it not comfort you to know that she isn't truly suffering. Like we don't actually suffer when we have a bad dream. It's a detached, superficial anxiety. It's not tangible.

thats really cool, hope the new job goes well

ah yeah you got me, its probably that. i have more bad days than good now, but its been likethis from a young age and councillors are shit so i might just leave it

There is a rectangle. The perimeter is 8in the area 4in squared. The side lengths are not equal, it is not a square. What are the dimensions

My friend is it not the long periods of insanity when we are living in a waking dream. but the small moments when you see into their eyes, and they know, or they look at you, and ask to die because they see true reality.

That's a real brainbuster.

3' x 3' x 1' x 1'? Did not apply any trigonometry at all.

If you find a therapist that actually cares and has been through shit then it can be helpful. My clients love me because I've been through their shit. Addiction issues, I'm Bipolar, have severe depression, major panic attacks, attempted suicide multiple times... they trust me and open up about things because I'm not a stiff in a suit and tie. That's why I wanted to work in mental health. People love to talk to me and I love listening and helping them work through shit. Sometimes you just need an outside perspective from someone you trust.

It could be a desperate, emotional plea. Or it could be a defense mechanism. Suicide is a defense mechanism. But the question that gets me is: is it rational to reduce suffering by committing suicide? One side of me says that anything that prematurely ends ones life is, by definition, irrational. Rationality ought to be defined by what perpetuates our genes and helps our species to thrive; for there is no motive more fundamental or noble than survival.

what has my life become. its 4am and i am getting therapy off Sup Forums

Quite often nightmares are not detached or superficial. They are repressed traumatic experiences that only are able to come out subconsciously.

my mum did it, my grandparents did it, i am sure their parents struggled with it. sometimes survival isnt enough

Ehh, it's not therapy. Just talking shit out. Could be worse... at least you're not jerking it to trap threads.

im sorry i am really brining this chat down i will shut up for a bit. - mr married.

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Are you your body?

But then you get to wake up. And you're not falling in a pit. You're not being chased by wolves or murderers. You're just awake. You get out of bed and trudge to the soul-crushing activity we call employment. That is the real nightmare: that billions of creative, thoughtful, formerly energetic humans spend the bulk of their lives toiling for unknown, unseen corporate overlords. And for what? To be able to watch NBCs Thursday night lineup and eat chips?

Fuck that.


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If all of your relatives and friends were dead, and you inherited $20M, how would you spend your days?

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Spoken like someone who has never dealt with real pain or struggled to just stay alive day to day.

Spend a week in a homeless shelter and see what people have to live with and see if you feel the same way. Biological survival is complete shot when you include psychological survival.

To the extent that knowing oneself is possible, yes. But there is no "I," there is only: "collective consciousness of "my" cells. Just as plants and animals are individuals, so are we. But the separation between individuals is fairly arbitrary, but also useful to their functioning.

mr married here - probably i would go walk the earth and go anywhere and everywhere, even dangerous places. offer people hugs, people need hugs, just a lot of travelling and meeting everyone, work in all sorts of places with anyone, give money to people if i think they need it - user though so i can keep travling and talking with them like i am me. probably also look for better support for my cerebral palsy - mild i can walk - so that i can get by better

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What's the weirdest thing you've done?

Honestly, I would finish my degree, open a practice, employ more people with like minded thoughts on helping people, and continue the work I love. I would put some away for my daughter to go to college. Mostly just keep living life and helping people. After 33 years I finally found out that's what I'm here to do.

If I had 20 million dollars I would immediately go out and buy a car. Nothing ridiculous, maybe 80k tops. Probably just a really loaded truck.

Then I would go and find the perfect house. Something small with a really nice garage. Then for the rest I would just hire someone smart to invest my money while I learn more about my hobbies.

You're right, I haven't dealt with real pain. But biological survival is intertwined with psychological survival. And how you perceive yourself and your life determines how you respond to threats against your personal and psychological survival. I lives next door to junkies for two years, and though I knew that their lives were, in every conceivable sense, wasted, I also understand why they do what they do. I am an alcoholic and make choices based on that addiction the same way the junkies do. My choices just have less severe implications at the moment.

Mr married again - i forgot i would also do the clowning course at the patch adams institute in WV

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How do you feel about the Armenian Genocide?

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Big ass or big tits, explain yourself.

Tbh, I would continue living life as a normal guy. Finish uni, get degree, try to find a job. Don't need to worry about money anymore, but I'd still like to contribute to society. Maybe even try to improve myself / get a hobby

Most times those junkies do what they do because of reasons they do t even know. I've worked with clients that have been through therapy and gotten clean because they dealt with demons they didn't even know they had. They might have wasted a portion of their life, but until you are dead you still have the ability to do something with it. All it takes is the decision to do so.

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Would you rather have a hot ass wife, like the most beautiful woman imaginable, but she has the voice of kermit the frog at all times, or a regular girl with a normal voice?

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>how to get phishing emails?

post you PayPal here and enjoy what you get but it will not be money....

L*W = area
Area = 4
3*1 = 3

Dumbass

Oh and I'd use my money to build up my personal film / literature / music / video game collection

>walk the earth and go anywhere and everywhere

Gonna try do that this summer. Good call.

I'm a pretty boring person. Went hitchhiking in 2015, lived like a hobo for two weeks, trainhopped, then went back to my normal life.

Do you see existentialism and self-doubt as being a serious threat to millenials - a generation that hasn't seriously dealth with war, famine, or financial depression?

Which hobbies would you explore specifically?

Made me chuckle... well done

come to leeds i will buy you a pint if i can

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I actually do. Without real struggle people become weak and complacent. That is (unfortunately) why younger kids are so unable to handle anything remotely non-PC.

When we are actually faced with real threat they become a reactive culture. We should teach them to be more proactive and fix problems before they happen, but people want to pretend the problem isn't there until it explodes in their face and they have to find a way to fix it quickly.

Cenk told me it was a hoax. I believe him.

I'm a homosexual with a miserably low sex drive, so neither. Sorry to disappoint.

How do you see yourself contributing to society? Be specific.

Also, what kind of literature do you like?

I agree. The decision to change is hard to recognize, but once you have it, it's all in your hands.

I appreciate the question, but I'm gay and have no interest in hot wives or funny voices. I would prefer a thoughtful, healthy male who was soft-spoken, or even had a lisp. I could deal with that.

No problems so far. I gave away $50 already.

Correct.

Will some day. 2018 probably. Just have to find the balls to quit my job.

And this is how young people are being trained to live their lives...What will it take for them to wake up?

hit me up then! my gmail is also my first and last name and i havent got rid of it for years and never will

Alright, is this George?

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Am I too late?

Honestly? Struggle. Something to toughen them up. They've been babied their whole lives. They protest and riot things but have no idea what going through real shit feels like. We need a real war (not like the war for oil that's gone on with the Middle East forever, but a shit your pants, holy fuck we are all gonna die war) or a complete breakdown of society. Maybe if the internet went down that would be enough struggle for this generation. Just someone hits the switch and poof... internet gone forever... maybe that is this generations Great Depression.

As much as that would interrupt my day-to-day life, I would embrace it and go out on the road and survive.

it is, i am indeed mr married

But imagine the complete civil unrest... no one would know the answer to anything because they never studied, they wouldn't be able to pay for anything because they have no idea how to balance a checkbook... or write a check for that matter, they wouldn't be able to find porn... it would be anarchy

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Do you play any instruments?

Well, the winner of the second and final round is Mr. Married George.

This is the most expensive pint I've ever bought. I will seriously be contacting you when I travel to England next year. I am not joking.

Enjoy! And stay positive and get your life together.

thank you. i can get a taxi home from work tomorrow night instead of walking for an hour and a half! fun times. i could even buy a nice sandwich for lunch

Unfortunately no. I learned to play 'Clocks' on piano but have given up since then. I blow on the harmonica now and then in the car, but do not consider myself a 'harmonica player.'

And here's the sad part: they think civil unrest amounts to a protest organized by their campus student group for a march to city hall. In reality, civil unrest involves the national guard, the military, swat teams, lawyers, militias, assassinations, and all the rest. A lot heavier than they imagine when they're plotting their "protests."

Enjoy George.

I'm off to bed. Long list of clients to see tomorrow. I enjoyed the conversation. See you all on the other side.

Ham, mayonnaise, and lettuce. Everything else is needless extravagance.

See you next time. Don't give up that passion, bud. You're doing good.

that is more than i normally have. that sounds nice