Which sport would he dominate in the most?
Which sport would he dominate in the most?
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nhl goalie
synthol body encasement
why aren't goalies just like 600lbs/wide?
no one that big is coordinated enough
not coordinated enough to sit their fat ass on the ice and plug the net?
Competitive shitposting
reflexes friendo
get an ass fat enough and no reflexes are needed, only a pulse
Designated Hitter
suicide bombing
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american football
maybe as an OL only
nigerian football
Killing fellow muzzies.
would dominate new years eve in cologne
Cricket, you obviously don't need to be fit to play it
but he's a poo too
good post
it may not look like it but the nets are pretty big, would need a real wide fuck to fill one
also he wouldn't be able to cover corners very well
but that's dumb
>basically a penalty shot scenario with no D-men 15 feet away with a guy that has no goaltending knowledge or practice
there are plenty of fat goalies in beer leagues
they don't perform any better than smaller guys really
Competitive Hugging.
boko haram rare
He's a rather large bloke
MMA?
kek
wreck-it ralph
kek
underrated
10/10
I would say (literal) bullfighting
Woman's lacrosse
i hate his face
hockey nets are too big to do that, it would be 100x more worth it to have a guy that can block 90% of shots rather than a guy who can block 90% of net (thats what the world's fattest man could probably get) but is practically immobile, as the first guy will get 90% shots but the second guy will leave 10% of the net permanently open which O-lines will abuse the fuck out of.
nice
percussion
there are no sports he could play with that body.
Why do you even need pulse? What are NHL's rules against corpses on the ice?
Is that schwarber? He's already great as baseball
long throws in football. he could do 75m long throws. totally change the game.
Kek