Which sport would he dominate in the most?

Which sport would he dominate in the most?

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nhl goalie

synthol body encasement

why aren't goalies just like 600lbs/wide?

no one that big is coordinated enough

not coordinated enough to sit their fat ass on the ice and plug the net?

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reflexes friendo

get an ass fat enough and no reflexes are needed, only a pulse

Designated Hitter

suicide bombing

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american football

maybe as an OL only

nigerian football

Killing fellow muzzies.

would dominate new years eve in cologne

Cricket, you obviously don't need to be fit to play it

but he's a poo too

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it may not look like it but the nets are pretty big, would need a real wide fuck to fill one

also he wouldn't be able to cover corners very well

but that's dumb

>basically a penalty shot scenario with no D-men 15 feet away with a guy that has no goaltending knowledge or practice

there are plenty of fat goalies in beer leagues
they don't perform any better than smaller guys really

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boko haram rare

He's a rather large bloke

MMA?

kek

wreck-it ralph

kek

underrated
10/10

I would say (literal) bullfighting

Woman's lacrosse

i hate his face

hockey nets are too big to do that, it would be 100x more worth it to have a guy that can block 90% of shots rather than a guy who can block 90% of net (thats what the world's fattest man could probably get) but is practically immobile, as the first guy will get 90% shots but the second guy will leave 10% of the net permanently open which O-lines will abuse the fuck out of.

nice

percussion

there are no sports he could play with that body.

Why do you even need pulse? What are NHL's rules against corpses on the ice?

Is that schwarber? He's already great as baseball

long throws in football. he could do 75m long throws. totally change the game.

Kek