How are you celebrating St. Patrick's day, lads?

How are you celebrating St. Patrick's day, lads?

He just became an official Orthodoxy saint.

the way the greatest of all saints deserves to be celebrated, by drinking vomitous green-colored beer and fucking something that is hopefully a woman, like a good catholic.

getting lit with the mandem

dunnoe pham

alone in my room

wear green or else you get a beatdown

MUH

I'm not, too busy focusing on weight loss (13kg and counting)

do you get muh heritage tourists for st patty's?

I'm saving up to go to Dublin and get smashed next year lol.

Already have my utility kilt picked out and everything

>st patty's

I'm gonna eat lucky charms and sing Danny Boy.

I'm having a keg party at my house

Gonna be drinking all day

only in dublin

>Already have my utility kilt picked out and everything

Getting drunk dressed with a Guinnes T-shirt, green pants and a green hat, I'm sorry irish people but I really want to drink and being dressed like a moron makes me get free beer sometimes.

Call my grandmother
Drink poitín
Watch Irish kino

no apologies, march 17 is the one good thing ireland gave to humanity

BRITISH RETREAT BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

holy fuck you're old!

I plan on getting drunk on Guinness.

Checked.

Hope it's Extra/Foreign Extra, otherwise that's like 20 pints of Draught, man

Drinking a $2.79 bottle of wine from aldi and browsing Sup Forums while reading an adult HP fanfic.

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St. Patrick's Day is kind of like Cinco de Mayo with one key difference:

On Cinco De Mayo, no one wants to be Mexican.

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I'm pretty sure St Patrick's day is celebrated in Ireland.