My IQ is 166. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.
I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.
While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia Band's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is for the Week and Love Ire & Song.
All this and I'm an 18 year old still in high school.
why grace our presence here and waste your time when you can be listening to your faggoty music, you narsassistic twat?
Andrew Rodriguez
Do you have AIDS?
Dylan Clark
mfw this thread
Nathaniel Ross
how do you deal with the constant pussy you must get
Xavier Torres
Please only ask serious questions and not something that is ridiculous.
Jaxon Baker
stfu you posted this bait a week ago
Matthew Barnes
ok.
why am i depressed? why can't the doctors find anything wrong with me?
William Morgan
Me too. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Dominic Sanders
2+2
Lucas Russell
more like penis-level iq
Joseph Wright
do you have a 13q maternal loss of function deletion? your writing sounds like you have the intellect of an "angel"
Jose Edwards
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories. I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
Ian Nguyen
how often do you get laid?
Ethan Martinez
Women can't go above a certain IQ point. Their brains aren't designed for it.
Tyler Howard
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
Cameron Edwards
If you had 166 iq you would know that noone here is gonna believe you without proof. And considering you didn't post that in the original post, you clearly don't have a high iq
Angel Sanders
Shit tier bait
Jayden Hill
My IQ is over 180. You little mental retards should try and get on my level.
Jack Smith
What field do you planning on going into?
Jayden Carter
you looking goooood El
Hunter Anderson
This, but "no one" is two words.
Christian Lee
I'm striving to master Aeronautic Engineering and currently have an intern position at JPL.
Daniel Thomas
166iq 18 still in high school.
lol
Jeremiah Morales
Having a high IQ and being a cum guzzling idiot aren't mutually exclusive.
Aaron Diaz
Slow down Einstein. "even Sigmund Freud's theories"? While respected and influential, there aren't really any psychologists who still believe in Freud's theories at all.
Mason Martinez
What are you gaining making these threads impersonating Eliza?
>166 IQ >wants b to be serious Here goes my question: ¿How does it feel to be retarded?
Joshua Lopez
which is why i claimed op sounded like a retarded angelman's disease gurl.
Justin Sullivan
i love sucking dick but im not gay
Daniel Jenkins
Maybe not, but in this case op both has low iq and is a cum guzzeling idiot
Noah Howard
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Kayden Martinez
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Asher Reed
Sup Forums is bland
rip the only thing going well for the site
Evan Johnson
You're eighteen and you're still in high school? I graduated at seventeen and I've never gotten below a 140 on an IQ test. You're wasting your potential by not going to college early.
Lucas Jackson
are you a boy? or a girl?
Ian Flores
Cool! I plan on working at IBM, and I'm interning at Oak Ridge Computing Facility.
Caleb Gonzalez
not any of the other faggots in this bread, but Eliza is not the AI chatterbot you're looking for
this. i ain't no scienceperson but being retarded has nothing to do with IQ, i've met some retarded people with high IQ
Jonathan Morgan
Regardless of my IQ, I would like to preface that IQ is merely a single attribute of what makes a person. IQ facilitates quicker learning, (ideally) less errors, and allows for larger leaps to newer ideas. It's a gradient, and high IQ is like starting life with a trust fund; it makes certain things easier, but it's not going to stop you from throwing it away or doing anything remotely useful with it either. For a living I'm an entrepreneur. My favorite hobbies are riddles, video games, and prototyping random engineered creations. Favorite books are on neuroscience. I can't pick just one I'm an idiot moment. I have an abnormally high aptitude for fucking up relationships with girls. I don't know what my IQ is exactly. Once I tested at above 180, but I do not believe that test was geared towards high enough IQ's, which essentially nullifies the results. It's also an unimportant metric; it is what it is and I have no control over it. I can sleep well, remain healthy, etc to do better, but otherwise it's just a number. It's not really something to be proud of because I didn't really earn it. I can only be proud of what I do with it. Socially, it sucks because if I ever make an error, it's HURR DURR you're a genius, and if I ever do anything intelligent or remarkable it's HURR DURR we expected as much. (I still love it though, I'm hoping by the 2150's to enhance my brain with implants :p)
Jackson Sanchez
Wow, gj, you have a number on a paper, you really are superior. Ohh wait, if you had actually acomplished anything worthwhile or done anything impressive you wouldn't need to boast about your made up iq score and be seen as a real intellect
Jason Ross
Are you an anime main character?
Liam Bell
And what have you achieved with this, exactly?
Grayson Kelly
"affect"
OP is a faggot that doesn't know grammar.
Levi Walker
do something useful with your life or all this means nothing.
Christian Cook
With intelligence comes a trade of souls. Robert Johnson sold his soul to the devil to be the best blues musician ever , he died at age 27 because he was poisoned from a jealous husband , that husband was jealous because his wife was sleeping with the best blues player in the world
Elijah Cox
Intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor, right? I've seen you before
Luke White
Why are you such a fag?
Kayden Miller
Stop this now. Signed, I control your food. I'm not fucking around. Wanna see food prices quadruple overnight? Fucking test me. I own the full rights and patents to zero-light crop production. I am the future of your full belly, and the full belly of your children. Understood? Oh, proof is always needed, of course. EDIT youtube.com/watch?v=9ZTikdxj8AI There you go. This company owes its existence to me, along with the LED lighting you spot on the right side of the video. Oh, wait, here's more proof: Have some behind the scenes photographs from my roving bot that I use to monitor stuff in the UK facility from the USA. i.imgur.com/g2ogEFV.jpg I have the tech. Nobody is even close. I'm half a century ahead.
Evan Edwards
my iq 163 not even lying
Asher Lopez
Same
Nolan Collins
> Ask me anything
You're so smart you confuse Sup Forums /b with reddit.
Also, I've spent more time buttfucking girls that look like you than you've been alive. My life experience + amount of buttfucking you will never be sble to catch up to
Jose Perez
Me too
Luis Ramirez
>genius >posts on Sup Forums i think you need to stop projecting falsely online & put your dunce cap back on
Kayden Campbell
Old Pasta is stale pasta.
What am I saying... nearly every thread on here these days is pasta. Place might as well be nothing but bots.
Ryan Ward
>wait people think OPs pic is legit too Jesus groist m8
Eh, if it's true, it's actually kinda sad, because statistically speaking you'll probably either flip burgers or deliver mail for a living, or end up in a job where you're completely isolated. Assuming you live, anyways, because those with high IQ levels have a significantly higher suicide rate.
You're also more likely to be neurotic, and while the whole 'antisocial genius' thing is a myth (unless you've got aspergers), you're more likely than not going to grow up disliking just about everyone you meet. You're more likely than not going to live your life in a state of perpetual loneliness, and have to deal with a constant and profound introspection-related existential crisis.
If you're lying, then it's also kinda sad, because you hate yourself enough to put such a genuinely shitty life on such a high pedestal, and should probably go back to claiming that you dated a porn star in high school.
Samuel King
I don't like people with high IQ because they all act like assholes
Colton Thompson
/thread
Parker Perez
I would suggest you learn humility fairly quick as what you have posted is dog shit. Anybody graduating with a degree in biological engineering would be able to construct such a basic hydroponic system within weeks, even with the addition of IoT sensors for further automation wouldn't be that difficult. Get over yourself nerd
Jonathan Watson
Maybe because you're dumb as fuck
Christian Williams
you came to Sup Forums for serous questions
Jason Jackson
Nice try. I have seen this exact thread multiple times with '166' substituted with '163.' Either you cannot remember your own intelligence quotient or this is bait.
Jose Gray
Hey man, I've been listening to the dead, garcia, phish, etc for years. I'm curious, what do you mean you understand music at a deeper level? I personally love the music and it spiritually satisfies me. Peace..
Dominic Richardson
My IQ is of 269, as a result bodily functions like defecating and urinating are now at an all time minimum, I am capable of using my great intellect to absorb every micron of sustenance from my food, as a result I only eat once a weak, something light so that I don't gain too much weight. Not only that but with the sheer power of my mind I am capable of building lean muscle, I also sleep 2 hours each month because I do not need sleep. Music is just a baby babble to me, I listen to the sounds of our cosmos through my acute hearing, I am capable of hearing a needle drop in Uganda all he way from the US, my sexual potency is astounding as I can go for months without cumming (I end fast so that the ungrateful bitch doesn't complain about her pussy pain) as a result of my mental muscle building my dick has reached a length of 15 inches when hard and my scrotum has retracted to the inside of my body where my testicles remain safe and healthy.
Luis Moore
>"genius-level" intelligence >straight A's
Unnecessary apostrophe is kind of hinting that you're full of shit.
Lincoln Allen
Do your 'google/wikipedia research' but you're not even close. You'll never get close. You dismiss reality as crackpot fantasy. Welcome to reality, you ill-educated fools. I can save Texas and California from their drought (though the brief winter respite has helped some, but not enough,) but they refuse to listen and as long as they do, it's your asses on the line with regards to either buying food or paying for your over-priced and tax-stolen internet/money. I'm just going to sit here and let you deal with it until you get smart and stand up, fuck you and your food prices. Not like I have to pay the price you do for food and comfort.
They will when they realize I'm holding their future in their hands. You can call me a delusional hobo but the fact remains I possess that technology, nobody else does, therefore, I own your little bitch ass. You haven't been on the BBC and recognized by international science, have you? I can kill the global economy with a snap of my fingers, child. 3rd world countries beg for me to not get mad.
Andrew Morgan
>eat once a weak
Levi Torres
itt newfags falling for stale bait
Alexander Campbell
Can any one please try in help with identify raptor
Liam Kelly
Why would anyone lying on the internet?
Asher Hernandez
Nah, they think they are superior and shit like that and I just dont like them
Angel Taylor
Seen it
Aaron Rivera
/thread
Kayden Moore
I never had my IQ tested. I think it's about average idk. you look cute op, wanna be my slave? kik: shockingboring
Joshua Morales
'cept OP. OPs a retard.
Jaxson Hernandez
I gotta take the bait, sorry guys. First off, synesthesia my ass. Just because you associate certain things together, such as colors and numbers, or notes and numbers, does not mean you have synesthesia. I do the same thing, I associate multiples of 13 with rhythm and other numbers with other things. Next, an IQ of 166 does not mean you are intelligent. That is like giving your Dungeons and Dragons character an Intelligence Stat of 16 while having a Wisdom Stat of 5. Sure, you got brains, but it means fucking nothing because you're stupid enough to go brag about it instead of putting it to good use. Then, you stated that, "I am able to understand music on a deeper level." Literally anybody can say this! Unless you are the creator of said music, you have no idea of what is going through the creator's mind as he creates it! You have no idea what Mozart was thinking when he composed symphonies. He could have been thinking about raping a small boy.
I took the bait guys, but I feel accomplished.
Lincoln Bailey
Can you tell me the Gumbel Max distribution of the Gamma IELT when i cum in your mouth?
Brayden Powell
My family members and I* you fucking faggot
Brayden Thompson
And who exactly are you? If you control the global economy and are really this intelligent, then you should realize that the existence of earth is pointless and you should crash the economy, massively reducing the population due to famine and disease and war. Then, we can rebuild and create a better world where we recognize our past mistakes and live in an egalitarian Utopia. Of course, since you're not intelligent, you won't do this since anybody with a lack of intelligence will want to stay in power, so as not to become 'normal.'
Nathan Cox
can we make love till the cows come home ?
i want to breed with a smart girl so that i have super intelligent children, you up for it ?
Owen Johnson
Wow slow down turbo dont flatter your self to much. Also what's 0 divided by 0
Jayden Butler
Who cares
Aaron Rodriguez
Who goes there by water forks sir b tard
Jackson Davis
Well, apply that skull have a think, then, yes?
0+0=0
0-0=0
0*0=0
So, following this INCREBIBLY SIMPLE PATTERN, what is 0/0=?
Carter Young
OP is a faggot but Frank Turner is a great musician. I just listened to Love Ire and Song earlier today
Gabriel Price
Alright, I'll bite. If you perceive music better than most why are the two albums you listed extremely basic compositionally? Not that they're bad, they're just extremely rudimentary. Wouldn't you be listening to something more along the lines of Messiaen or Scriban since you can articulate music at such an advanced level? Also if you really have an IQ of 166 you should be fine telling us your Mensa score then.
Jayden Cruz
i have a question for you ma'am
why do you think anybody here gives a fuck about you ?
Isaiah Allen
A high IQ only means that you're good at taking IQ tests.
Also, I'm getting pretty tired of the shitty pasta. I just wanted to get that off my chest.
