Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html
vocaroo.com/
twitter.com/0neEtt?lang=en
youtube.com/watch?v=5A4EFXLlUfE
youtube.com/watch?v=Hj0VqBa60Sg
youtube.com/watch?v=FU4Jo4A7Cpk
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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i've had a good run.
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
i will not return.
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.

i was cc-fag/uta-fag.
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.

THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.

/WAIFU/ SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.

lyrics:
azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html

quick way to sing it:
vocaroo.com/

Well, of course. Just your original wording made it sound like you had no idea who it was

oks

Just made it to Phoenix and im fucking dying

>Hamakaze claimed

Fuck that thread in particular.

...

Alright well I'm getting in right now

well i did build a large wooden ship once and that was fun

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y da heg r u in phoneix?

>so smug
Have fun!

you don't like playing with others ?

...

Because stuff tomorrow

Go home

I'm am

Oh, fair enough
What even happens in Phoenix though?

i dont have friends to play with and i dont feel like joining public servers

Hello Utah's

hello again
I only knew 2 that played but not anymore I just played on public servers mostly they can be fun if they have the right mods

What stuff?

Did you sew I'm close yo Homura?

good evening
im tired or griefers in public servers

QOTT: Your waifu is real, but you can't have sex with her for the first year of her existence. otherwise she will explode at the end of the year. Not in a way that leaves collateral however. It'd be like if she got blown up via killer queen. If the year passes without any problems, then there's a one percent chance that she will morph into cyborg cthuloaf. The cybernetic dark god of death, destruction, and baked goods. If this happens, the world is fucked.

Would it be worth it?

And no, I don't think I'm on any drugs.

How ate you ?
>she would look trice at me
LUUL
Otherwise ues

Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
No!
You are now in a hole that you must find your own way out of.
Hello cutie
Of course it's worth it what kind of question is that

yes I'm missing that sword but I did get madoka's bow

I was too , I had to search a server with protection on my buildings took a while always

I can t phone. Help

are you drunk?

Claimed

dont tell me youre doing this again
oh i didnt know that was a thing

In just used 5 books got it
I would never

Let me clean my wording. Auto correct means we'll

>back from the sea of spam

Yep, dunno how things would go with the 1% chance of apocalypse, but I wouldn't live to tell that story anyways.

got some here twitter.com/0neEtt?lang=en

it is it was nice they may have something more advanced now
lucky , I keep getting shields and spears

Do you know why I came equip the bow?

:(
how did that work?

Alright that was shorter than I wanted. I'm back now.Hi

Do not sad face, be happy

>Fucking Mexican homework

>tfw grade is only a B because of participation and tests (!!!)

>homework is a C-

can't? you need to raise your gear level before you can equip a 4-5+

some had stones you could place and protect a radius , some let you pick the shape with a shovel others just had plots , most even let you keep more than one home and teleports to them

I've have mami gun equipped

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gunner is a nice class but I can't use it if I want to bring my healer

Oh shoot...
I'm sorry! You're pretty cool

>Mexican homework
Kek. I'm sure there's people here who could give you a hand with it if needed. ¿Quieres ayuda?

its harder when i know youre not
that sounds like some convenient systems

I only slept for like 5 minutes I think. Now I'm cold

I'm have a spare, sword, gun, priest Archer
I'm rarely happy, don't vworry about that for you're mood

...

tfw you wanna work on your bike but it's snowing outside, but you're outside with a t-shirt on.

how's everyone else doing

Return of the bote

youtube.com/watch?v=5A4EFXLlUfE

it was , they even let you be immune to pvp

no axe? those hurt

:(
Are cuddles a necessary?

...So are you working on your bike?
I'm good, super sleepy though, but kinda in a nice way

No necesito ayuda senor. It's just that the homework is time-consuming and difficult, the tests we are given a study guide for and ample time, so those are hard to fuck up. Participation credit is easy too, so really the only issue is the online stuff.

Please stop posting so many lewds. I'm trying *not* to break NoFap here

カラミチーマス

Goodnight

niiiiiiiiight

Can't fit it

i dont know if that was supposed to help but it doesnt
thats very useful as well
sorry
goodnight

Post more cute pics like that and I'll consider forgiving you

No, it's just hot enough to wear a t-shirt, but for some reason it's snowing. i can't take it apart in the snow.

Sleepy in a nice way? Is that a thing? Sleepy in any way makes me wanna lay in bed and nap...

That's wishful thinking. I was thinking more like a heater

I had that issue with unit costs too

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I always remember Spanish homework being a lot easier, but then again there wasn't an online component. It was more book exercises for homework, talking in class, and then exams. The oral ones usually demoralized most.

Pretty good, while the calendar says the weather should be colder, it's been in the low-mid 80s this week. May weather minus the thunderstorms and humidity.

'Night.

I am actually desperately looking for reasons to break noFap

>misaki

I'm saying not to base your concern on me
Good night

claimed

it was
I haven't played ever since so I don't know what improvements they added to public servers now

sleep well

>I try...

Oh, it's kinda like that here as well. I was walking around in a t-shirt for a couple of miles today, it was nice. Dunno if its the same still...
I think it is! I feel very Zen. Everything is just quiet and I'm at peace with it currently

...why can't you take your bike apart? water and stuff would get in, or is it a matter of freezing?

Perhaps, it's good thinking though...
Do you have one of those nice briefcase sized ones that you can drag around?

Sorry about the late response, I was showering

Mexican legality stuff

Hello!

>Time to shave

oh shes a good reason i think
i know
goodnight
maybe ill look for some again

No I don't have any. I was just saying either of those two would be nice

Post more book on head
Adorable
How are you?

hope you find a nice one , it may take some time
you might want to read on the server rules they can tell you about their protections and special commands you can use

would you prefer it to be cold?

Cute

Yeah, i like the feeling of it too. Ah, well I guess I may get what you mean, sometimes after I wake up I lay in bed feeling that way for a bit.

I can't take it apart cause yeah, water and stuff getting all over the engine/frame. Don't know if it actually is bad for it, but don't wanna risk rust at all.

:(
Blankets, at the very least?

so much powah

How's everyone?

Yeah I'm laying in bed. Still cold

Well our Oral exam is only worth 5% so it can't be that bad.

Indeed

oh yeah i found some like that but you have to register on forums first and everything

Post more book on head.
>book on head is cute
>wew

I prefer the cold, if only because it's a change to all the heat we get for 6 months out of the year. Mild is fine too, I'm just not a fan of Satan's inferno after middle July until it finally dies down in October.

Ours was treated like a major exam. There were two, where you basically had to maintain a conversation with the professor for a few minutes on random questions about whatever. The worst part was that she had a Galician accent that made some stuff hard to understand. Looking back on it, it was good practice since I had to do the same shit over the phone to get language pay at work.

Peaceful night here, just listening to music and browsing some boards. You?

yes some did that too , there were some where you'd just write a password and got to play no registration needed

Take Houki with you.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hj0VqBa60Sg

Cold is okay, I wish weather would just be normal at all times, like 60 or something.

I hate the heat cause I sweat like fuck, but it gets really hot here, and Asians don't sweat at all. It's bullshit.

>That entire paragraph

sorry not lewd juvia
maybe ill look for those
goodnight

We just had a giant storm roll over us, was super fun to listen to. I'm about to head to bed actually, just finishing some work

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Hey there brother fucker

although nothing went beyond PG-13 in that show, let's just pretend for now.

good luck and good night

fuck off you cancerouss faggot

Weren't you after a specific OreImo song?
youtube.com/watch?v=FU4Jo4A7Cpk
I can't really remember.

you realise neither of those people are from here right

Yeah, 60-70 would actually be close to perfect. I sweat the same, doesn't take much. The advantage to that is I know if I stop sweating, it's time to call it quits before heat/sunstroke. There's nothing fun about getting it from overworking outdoors. I imagine the humidity is pretty nasty at times over there too.

It was tough, but even if you did a halfass effort and still turned in your other work/participated in class, you'd still be in good shape. That particular course was for intermediate Spanish, I called it a day there and didn't go with the advanced stuff. I'm sure that would have gone well, talking at Telemundo speed.

Yeah, it's always interesting watching those kinds of storms, as long as the tornadoes and hail stay away. Sleep well when you do.

I'm still looking for the song played during the airport scene in the last episode of the first season. Not the outro music, but the modified intro song that plays almost at the end.

>dubs
No, i-it's ok. I don't mind