What should I do with this pathetic razor blade?

What should I do with this pathetic razor blade?

calve a dick shape into your thy

microwave on high for 3 minutes

Cut it out with you gay ass shit

down the river

cut yourself

Shave your neckbeard and go outside and talk to a girl. get laid.

if this post is an epic get circumsize yourself

Put it back in the pencil sharpener in case a pencil breaks in the future.

It's up the stream

That's not a razor blade you stupid asshole
That's a Hyperspace Discombobulator.

That shit might kill him if he takes a warm bath and cuts really deep but it's still hard to kill yourself like that

Swallow it, faggot.

swallow

great minds think alike

If dubs, cut wrist

Reroll

place in ass

>Across the street for attention
>Down the road for results

Your choice

I prefer across because im a sadistic bastard

Cut wrist OP, check em

Place inside empty beverage can,
slightly crush can.
place can into trashcan.

Cut your dick off and eat it

Obey the dubs OP