Back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

Back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.

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man thinking about statting my IRL self is depressing

He's working on electrifying all of america's public boulevards just in case.

star wars is kool!

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It's useless to be here.
I'll retreat for now.
Hope you have a good night, whatever it may be worth.

Only the first 2 movies. Jedi was eh.

I have maximum stats

Goodnight you cute little virgin loser~

With no due respect, I disagree.

do point buy for yourself real quick I'm curious

point buy 20?

At least I have my virginity, you filthy perv.
Night night.

da

>tfw u will never be a cute catboy demon mage
night

I wander through each chartered street,
Near where the chartered Thames does flow,
A mark in every face I meet,
Marks of weakness, marks of woe.

Taking in my current physical limitations into consideration

STR: 8
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT: 16
WIS: 15
CHA: 15

I bet you liked the prequels.

I think my irl point buy would probably be 10. At best. But this is more or less representative.

I did, but I don't think they're good movies.

ez $$

wow that is fucking rude.

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where ya get this image

webpages.charter.net/tedsarah/Pathfinder/utilities/pointBuyCalc.htm

A wild jeff appeared

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Go take that authoritarian libertarian left right test.

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Subby's a horrible person.

Any one please can help with identify this raptor?

No. I don't like the questions on it.

banana

woof

how come?

And a wild wem appeared!

Looks about right I guess

I just want to see what you get.
I agree they're retarded and a lot are loaded.

lol nerd

hi jeffy

so actually my roll earlier beat a DC20 con check. Which tells me that I've never rolled a good check irl since alcohol always fucks my shit up, or I have a racial trait that gives me a penalty to liquor related checks

ugh fine

His name is Jim and he's a real asshole.

There is not a high enough concentration of orange juice in my home and I am not liking it

soup, lad?

soup?

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You could assume with each successive drink, the GM increases the DC

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Yeah but I'm usually boned after 2.

Pic related, soup you?
Bound was pretty short, but a nice little journey

>charisma 9
Sounds about right

hey matty, how you doin?

go out and get some then

not much, some underwear I ordered came in, and I have to do my workout. whatsup with you?

He enjoyed the Star Wars prequels.

shitty test honestly

wow, really? Surely not.

Not sure if the store is open yet
Sup sloot?

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stfu and go drink your prayer pot

I think I might be a horrible person too

just walk there anyway, and hang out waiting for orange juice
got some underwear and need to do a workout

NICE AREA JULIAN.
also yeah, I use con to amplify cha
I am awfully un-dexterous.

spicy. I am playing socom.

pics of unders
just playing some game. I should watch a movie instead and i think I will do that

what's a roller?
give me food

>I use con to amplify cha

pardon?

>I use con to amplify cha
wut

jesus fucking christ I have this entire paper to write and I'm sitting here watching the cruz/sanders debate and drinking and fantasizing about being a wizard irl

why god fucking dammit

what movie are you gonna watch?
they're pretty cute

I think I'm purple
send link to test pls

The Place Beyond the Pines
i require piiiiiiics

You should write the paper

I am making a joke about persistence. politicalcompass.org/test

Maybe I'll break it, take a pack and leave money on the floor
Don't mind if you catch a little banana staring at you c:
Think I've heard about it, looks realistic

still abit sick, hbu

drink ur little overloads with ur dharok lol thats old meta anyways with ur 2005 based easyscape setup bonus hhahah

break in*

Bad Jeff.

Hot dog roller.

Oh.

I don't think your dex and cha are that low. Certainly not cha.

Well, obviously. But I want to keep drinking. Maybe until I pass out or die.

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STR: 8 DEX: 10 CON: 12 INT: 18 WIS: 10 CHA: 13

might actually be more correct for me
I actually think I have a severe dearth of wisdom

they're super cute and super comfy

just break into the cash register and leave your money there

I'm doing ok, not really up to much

but they weren't that bad
at least not when I watched them

it's socom 4. looks pretty okay for an old PS3 game. I needed to use some credits at a local game store and none of the PS2 controllers worked they I was trying to buy there so I decided to get a few games

give me dogs. all of them.

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you also have some amount of bias.

>nmzing melee
pathetic

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praise kek

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you have a ground level of social competence that implies your score is above penalty level.

Yes, best plan I heard in a while, how do I turn on the scanner tho
My ps2 save card got corrupted with literally thousands upon thousands of Tekken 4 replays that my brother would save
That egoistical bastard

yeah that sounds accurate, I also wanted to offset just adding numbers.

like below 10 requires that you're unusually bad at something rather than merely mediocre. Nef is an 8 in two physical stats since he's a literal cripple.

Yeah but 18 is like a godlike supergenius

Honestly no one here should be above like 12 in any stat

hnggg I bet!
anything fun happen today?

lol that always sucks when they did that.
I have a controller, but I wanted a second one for playing with my buddies. Guess I will get one online.

he is kinda smart

Right where I thought I'd be.

redo it with 10 point buy then. I think that's more reasonable.

STR: 9 DEX: 10 CON: 12 INT: 15 WIS: 10 CHA: 12

any plans at all?

1v1 me fd no items

just guess at how much it costs and leave that inside the broken register
also break the cameras so that nobody will know it was you

other than the package finally arriving not really. you?

you have a helicopter ticket but it's low priority

fox
only

falco is ok I guess

what?

Yeah but like
>Genius-level intelligence, may invent new processes or uses for knowledge

That is more reasonable.

Speaking of which, did you know about this weird thing with ps4 controllers? L3 becomes more sensitive to the left while R2 in pushed down, got excessively prevalent in GTA for some reason, I thought something war wrong with my controller and bought another one
Shit you tell me about the cameras now?!

whatcha do today?
nothing here. kind of an annoyinh and frustrating day. PC issues and then those controllers not working ugh

ive only practiced falco. otherwise i would go marth instead, low risk high reward lmao

INT is too high.

They were terrible.

We don't have any.

Like I said, 20 point buy is way too high for any normal human being. It was a choice between making myself seem way better at stuff I'm legitimately not good at or overinflating the one thing I am.

I would ruin your marth. Marth is not a low risk character by any extent.

20 point buy, see above.

probably can, i havent practiced in a few months

I'm also siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

do a work out, that's about it
you?

oh well, just go and break into the server room and get the tapes

nothing really, did some shopping, and some homework.
what's wrong with your controllers? and controllers for what?

I haven't seen them in like 10 years, but I liked them when I did watch them

I guess that might have been somewhat amusing if I browsed Sup Forums

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i find upsidedown hand grip almost painful