You wake up in the countryside of Poland

>You wake up in the countryside of Poland...

wat do

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clobber the nearest person with a sword while exclaiming 'what now, you filth?!'

Quickly try to get to my embassy as quick as possible, before I get beaten up or killed for being brown.

Frolic in flowers.
Pet the Cow.
Praise Jesus.

"what the fuck"

take the first plane back home

>Comoros

Literally who? You mean Cameroon?

im sure if you did that someone would had notice and called the cops to report a special needs person got lost and needs help.

INVEST

!?

>comoros

make the international news as a random american college student with no transportation records or id seemingly materialized in the polish countryside

>he doesn't know about African island nations

I go to church
and eat lots of Pierogi
why not? This seems comfy.

rare

eat meat dumplings then fly back home

1. hitchhike to the nearest major city
2. find a job and settle down in comfy Poland

1. have an orgasm
3. marry my polish bf
4. be happy forever after

R A R E
A
R
E

Have some fun with the Polacks and then go homw.
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Three rares in a single day.

Would help a farming family and marry their daughter.

Good answer

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