You meet this girl at a bar

>You meet this girl at a bar
>after I few drinks later you're at her place
>she bends over and pulls down her panties and you see this

What are you doing next Sup Forums?

putting it in her butt

anal
obviously

Breaking out the gloves, a flashlight and various objects... We're making a YouTube channel calling it "inserted observations" become YouTube famous and buy a ranch house where we will live out our days together.

Judging by my track record of clumsiness, no doubt I'd put my foot in it.

Throw objects from my bedside table into the abyss.

Pulling a flatscreen & a lounger in there & binging Black Mirror.

It sort of looks like Gimli with his mouth agape and and a shorter beard.

I yell NOOT NOOT and stick my anus to her vagina and then proceed to take a shit inside it

>Condom over hand
>Fist the living shit out of her

After she cums
>Fuck her ass raw because at least that looks a little tight.

probably because you've seen that before

YES! I knew it looked really familiar, thanks!

>see if you can fit a whole garbage bin inside
>if fails, get a long stake and sacrifice her in the name of Vlad the Impaler

Stand back and yell " Echo........"

Shopped, her asshole is facing into the open cavern and there's no lump on the inside where her colon should be.

If only it were real...

Advise her to see a doctor/gynecologist for that and nope the fuck out of there; that's unhealthy, man.

Call my black friends and let them gangbang her

I'd probably be worried that my big black cock won't fit. Wouldn't wanna hurt the poor girl.

Have a field day cause that is hot!

I get the lube and give her a pillow to bite

>What are you doing next?
The obvious answer: stick my fist in her gaping pussy, stick my dick in her ass, and jerk off using the thin barrier between the two as a human fleshlight. Probably while fapping to traps.

Spelunking

that's my boy

Stick my hand in then stick my dick in and start masturbating inside her vagina

It's my first time user

Shoving both fists in there

faggot nigger, stop believing your own made up me-me