I just watched the first episiode of this meme show...

I just watched the first episiode of this meme show. What a disappointment; most shows try to end the season on something thrilling but the whole thing just made me yawn and completely lacked any thrill. All the violence lacked impact was it really that easy to shock people in the 90s. When it comes to dramas with male antiheroes that go on for many seasons mad men is much better.

"College" was the most really interesting episode in the season. The res just blurs together.

>Its a tony being a mobster episode

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Season 1 is the worst season, and it's still great.

I'm on season 2 its not much better

College is great.

Maybe you're just dumb

Sorry that this show doesn't hold up. Mad men and dexter surpass it in every way.

It's a solid show but it's no 2 Broke Girls

You sicken me.

Nice bait thread

>calls something a bait thread because it contradicts the hivemind and you don't have any arguments.

I hope you're joking because Dexter after season 4 is pretty bad, watchable but bad. 7&8 are alright but 5&6 Lumin was boring the whole season, and I liked the twist on the dark passenger but otherwise pretty shitty.

But don't you get it!? Don't you see the swans represent the gabagool Tony missed out on that one time when he didn't come home for dinner? It's a metaphor for the gabagool lost. True poetry.

>Tony is a mobster episode

No fucking shit, he's an asshole but it doesn't just boil down to that. These characters have complex personalities but only through watching do you learn that. I hope OP gives it a fair shake, because in all honesty it isn't shocking coming from other movies like Goodfellas and Casino which have some of the same cast. I mean understand some things don't appeal to everyone but it's a watchable show.

Not OP, but the show is extremely slow to the point that I'm surprised HBO picked it up past the pilot. I don't know what else the network had going on at the time though, so there's that.

>it's a tony is depressed episiode
>it's a his mob life interfers with his family life in some sort of hip post modern way (think giving his daughter her friend's car)
>someone mentions prozac

OP I am almost done the second season now; but its still pretty slow.

It's slow but the dialogue and setting make it. Hell they cut shit out of Thrones like Tyrions battle from book 1. Every show has a slow beginning until stakes rise. If anything Thrones has a slow first season but still fucking memorable.

The whole thing is slow, are you expecting Scarface to bust out of nowhere with a bazooka or something? I mean you watch the show for the characters and setting. You might as well drop it if you don't care for it. It isn't action packed at all.

>the show is unentertaining on purpose that's what makes it good.

Its not that it's slow it just always feels like nothing is at stake. He never goes to jail no major character dies; Chris with the screen writing thing seems interesting but then it just dies out and nothing happens with it. Chris dies and has his religious experience but no character changes because of it. None of the characters are affected by the events that happens to them.

I'm tempted to spoil the whole thing for you because you're so adamant on putting it down.

Please don't I'm on season 2.

kys

Well stop being a bitch and complaining about it. Main characters do die, and the screen writing does come back up. Wait til you see what happens.

Na I think I will live a long and happy life and fill it with shitposting on Sup Forums instead. That sounds good ? Good.

In that case AJ kills himself, Meadow falls in love with a Somalian nigger in season 3, Paulie murders Adriana because if Paulie can't have her panties no one will, Uncle Junior starts hanging out with a Japanese kid and gets into anime, Ralph is the hero that kills Tony after he fucks Janice in the ass, Chrissy write a snuff film about a gangster fucking mob wives to death, Bobby kills Harpo, and you'll never be a professional soccer player Meadow.

>unironically using the word meme to describe the sopranos

This show isnt for you. I think the big bang theory has a new season coming out though.

> "College" was the most really interesting episode in the season. The res just blurs together.

>I just watched the first episiode of this meme show. What a disappointment; most shows try to end the season on something thrilling

Right? What a fucking pleb. I like my crime dramas to be 86% interpreting dreams in a shrink's office and fat guys stuffing their faces, like a true patrician.

>I just watched the first episiode of this meme show

>most shows try to end the season on something thrilling

DUDE MALAPROPISMS LMAO
DUDE GABAGOOL LMAO

Sorry it should be first season. And right now I am watching the end of season 2.

>episode
>season

>malapropism

>doesn't know what a malapropism is

Spelled out in plain english.
Stop right there and just save your retarded brain and read this user's synopsis.

malapropism
ˈmaləprɒˌpJz(ə)m/
noun
noun: malapropism; plural noun: malapropisms; noun: malaprop; plural noun: malaprops

the mistaken use of a word in place of a similar-sounding one, often with an amusing effect (e.g. ‘dance a flamingo ’ instead of flamenco ).
synonyms: wrong word, solecism, error, misuse, misusage, misapplication, infelicity, slip of the tongue

Origin

Only numale faggots think this show is boring. Did you get offended by the crass language? Too many white males?

Why are you even replying to a 1.3/10 shitposter? Just report and move on.

The Shield > The Sopranos
Sopranos is pretentious shit for faggots. fite me irl

Kys

*kisses you softly back*

I haven't actually watched The Shield. Watchable?

Was Tony in the right here?

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That smile on Jamal's face tells me yeah. Don't blatantly say I wanna fuck your daughter with a smile and maybe Tony wouldn't have been such an asshole about it.

Fuck that ditsoon.

no

Is he worse than Melfi's son?

I guess in the end what the show was trying to say is that everybody is an irredeemable asshole

>OMAR COMING

Why is chess a focus in HBO shows?

Jason was barely a character.

>Good movies to eat pizza by.

Wonder how Milfi felt after reading/hearing about Tony in news and the papers?

>meme show

SATANIC BLACK MAGIC

>first episode
>meme show
>try to end on something thrilling
>"College"

Atleast try to keep a coherent narrative with your shitposting.

If you don't like the Sopranos you are a tasteless faggot and should just kys.

It is unquestionably the greatest tv show of all time (inb4 wire and breakingbad fags).

It has something to appeal to anyone. It's funny, it has action, it has drama, it has mystery, it can make you feel and you can even jack off to it.

It works on a surface narrative level and a deeper subtextual level. It literally appeals to all walks of life. It examines everything about human life. Everything from religion, to sex, to family, to loyalty, to morality, to war, to psychology, to government, to death.

A fucking 70 IQ blue collar worker and a 140 IQ Harvard literature professor can both find things to enjoy in this show.

Most likely you are just being a contrarian faggot, but needless to say you have fucking triggered me.

FUCKING QWUEEHS!

Paulie's antics were the funniest shit.

Ribbit Chrissy!

Agreed I love Sopranos and that lesbian whooer friend of Adriana's has that trashy guido blonde look I like.

are the wire and the sopranos connected? holy shiet

>You should've played that out.

Nah but I thought it was a pretty funny coincidence, only reason I posted it.

Christopher is the greatest episode of the series.

Oh and Pine Barrens was overrated

Agreed on Pine Barrens.

My GOAT episode is definitely "From Where to Eternity" though.

>You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add them together, and that’s your sentence. I figured I have to do about 6,000 years. That’s nothing in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It’s like a couple of days here.

>His house looked like shit!

I like Christopher centric episodes period so whatever.

I have no idea why I find this funny.

>classic italian degeneracy

>casual racism that made the Sopranos awesome

>dexter
You were doing alright till you dropped that bait.
Least you didn't say 'breaking bad' or 'game of thrones'

>Hey Fabio I'm available!

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I love Rosalie she turned me on so much. Why did that faggot Ralph leave her to get fucked in the ass?

I like "Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti. I don't know if its my all time favorite (though I do like the early S1/S2 Christopher eps in general) but there was something about him wanting to be noticed and failing, despite the fact that being invisible is what makes him good at what he does.

>sopranos
>crime drama

Things retards say

He realized that later. My personal favorite Chris episode is For All Debts Public and Private.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=d9uZiEIt4gU

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Thread theme.

Anybody met any moolies that have watched Sopranos?

>dexter

Those wings!

Kys pls

>HEH HEH

ralphie is our guy, right?

>Not Chrissy

Get assfucked

No, it has to be Ralphie.

Chrissy:
>actually tries to do something with his interest in movies
>has a deep knowledge of film
>has a hot girlfriend and a normal sex life

Ralphie:
>just memes one line from a blockbuster
>insecure
>has girls peg him and drip hot wax on his balls

Why can't it be Paulie or Silvio?

>When I thought I was out they pull me back in

I watched the trailer for the Sopranos and it looks like the most boring shit possible

don't bother watching it there's barely any action or quips. pile of shit

Good because we don't need Somalian niggers like you.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=aKbN8_exfhU

it's good but i honestly think breaking bad and walking dead have surpassed it in terms of quality

sopranos is still better than dexter and game of thrones though

>boring

into the trash you go

>Walking Dead

I like the show but no way is it better.

>Breaking Bad
Is essentially the same tier as the Sopranos.
>The Walking Dead
Is a piece of shit made for middle school "nerds" with retarded writing and cringey characters

They're too normie, Ralphie is one of us

>It's a Charmaine flaunts her massive tits episode

I like Breaking Bad a lot actually and agree on Walking Dead. I still watch Walking Dead but up until Governer died it really fell to shit. Maybe Negan can make me interested again but I doubt it.

That one episode was the best shit of that season. I do like some retarded shows though.

I'm a Rosalie guy myself because her voice is so appealing to my ears for some reason.

Someone put a pokeman in this picture.

kek nignogs btfo

why dont you watch the whole fucking series before you open your hole to talk stupid shit. It's the best show of all time, go suck a dick cause Mad Men is shit compared to based sopranos

I didn't like the finale for Mad Men in all honesty. Everyone but Don has a conclusion but he just keeps making ads I guess.

i liked the first episode, after having already seen all of the later ones but never actually watched the pilot, I found it pretty funny.

>tony berates and belittles chrissy about being sober
>tries to fuck ade
>fucks chrissys life beyond repair to the point he starts using again
>balmes nobody but chrissy for being a drug addict and kills him for it in the end

FUCK YOU SANTA

>dexter
You must be retarded dexter use the same predictable concept every season after season 5 it became unwatchable.

5 was unwatchable actually. Fucking Lumen, only episode I remember was hammertime.

Ohhhhh

I forgot this happens.

Heeeeeeyy

...

YES.

I just need to see a Jynx at KFC and I can die happy.

>dramas with male antiheroes