G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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Lmao cause im happier than someone who makes the same thread on fucking Sup Forums all day

/sage

I'm a huge pussy.

congrats i'm happy you're happier than that guy.
going to do something about that ?

I gots bills and theys ain't gonna pay themselves.

this.

also sauce?

because i've been sober for 23 days and I want to do coke off my 30 day chip

no

indeed.
sounds like a good plan
you should.

Cause I have to shoot another load in here later

Because I must bury a lot of people before that

But also, she might let me cum in her tight little asshole again too

Haven't slept in a while and it's triggering a manic episode. Those are fun so I'm going to see how long it lasts then sleep. So probably won't off myself today. Plus I'm going to try an ice cream roll. Did you know they roll that shit now? What a world!

ur a lucky guy.
i hope you get some sleep soon user.

i want to live

Missed you and your threads user

I really don't want to kill myself
Been changing crutches...left booze (0.5-1liter of vodka whiskey) for clonazepam like a week ago...then taper off and be normal again

Been sleeping 2-4 hours daily... for a bit over a month
being kind of dozed off makes my writing skills sharp
Between 2am-7am I wrote 3 short stories, kinda feel good.

lol you've been making this thread for years now, why haven't YOU killed yourself OP?

find BBC

stay strong man
that shit's tough

Hey bro, I'm what's your story?

>Missed you and your threads user
i've not going anywhere, iv'e been here.
congrts on the life improvement.
no reason.

I may go out and see the girl I like

Good for you, user! You should do that!

goodmorning at 14:38 ? :P
you slept long

coool. i hope she returns your affection.

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u ever heard of timezone bro?

hey user, looks like we're on the same time zone, where are you from?

Yup, plenty of time tomorrow to kill myself though

cool bro, we'll be chatting

the only thing that I think got fucked big time is that I don't like porn anymore, probably fap 1-2 times a week to imaginationland

Must've been because I fucked waitresses and sluts like that...feels like assisted masturbation

last week I fucked my ex 2 days apart and for the first time in months it felt like glorious love making

in EST, you're probably cool but sharing info on b sounds liek a bad idea. Hope our day is good tho.

Tried twice last year when I was unemployed. Now I have a job but still feel misarable. I am just a huge loser and weak enough to stay alive.

>cool bro, we'll be chatting
>the only thing that I think got fucked big time is that I don't like porn anymore, probably fap 1-2 times a week to imaginationland
>Must've been because I fucked waitresses and sluts like that...feels like assisted masturbation
>last week I fucked my ex 2 days apart and for the first time in months it felt like glorious love making
that's cool. congrats on the sex. and yea porn can get played out sometimes. I still enjoy it. And enjoy sex too.

as long as I don't like traps I'm fucking golden

agreed.
stay trap-free, user.

I can't honestly tell you that I won't.
For the first time in nearly 20 years, I am finding it hard to find a reason not to.

take care bro, I'm off to work

maybe on another of your threads I'll post a translated version of my insomniac stories

one is inspired on a friend that OD on heroin and his conversations with death

stick around bro,
do it for me. GIve it one more day.
Go for a jog today, to clear your mind and report back tommorrow. :-)
have a great work day.

were gonna die anyway, might aswell see if this shit gets better

Cause life can be easy with the correct view of things.
Not talking bout money, talking bout beeing happy with what u got.

Think about it.

i like your logic
i agree with this.

God I wish I had a big dick.

why not just be happy with what you have, or learn how to eat pussy really good ?

I'm teetering but your question doesn't have an answer.

Because you post sex gifs every day and l like them alot ^-^

Because I am a 32 year old man who called in sick to work and spent the day cuddled up in a blanket with some hot chocolate, reading a book and periodically glance out to window to see the snow slowly falling.

Guess I just need to get comfy.

I don't know. I live with a girl I don't love anymore, but leaving her would fuck up her life since our flat is really expensive.

My reason to be on this earth is to put an end to traps and femboys, and my job is definitely not complete

I might kill myself today because I hate myself for losing my ex.

epitome of being beta

Hey man, whatever floats your boat.
Even a 6'3" bearded welder like me feels like cuddling up sometimes.

>when you get made fun of on the internet, so you lie about your appearance

As I said though, whatever floats your boat, I'm happy with cuddling up with a book.

It's interesting that this beta meme is still going though, it's been like 6 years now.

This is the epitome of being beta

stay alive.
happy to help out.
>hot chocolate
coool, is hot chocolate your nickname for a cute black girl ?
stay alive, get a new place to live.
fuck that bitch, keep living. i think your day sounds great user.

>a cute black girl?
Aw man, unfortunately not. I used to be involved with a colombian chick. Amazing ass and had the libido of a fucking rabbit.

She was also a tad bit insane, but oh well.
Should probably hit her up again and see how she's doing.

>Aw man, unfortunately not. I used to be involved with a colombian chick. Amazing ass and had the libido of a fucking rabbit.
bet you have asome great memories from her.
i fucked a columbian before too. Very passionate.
>She was also a tad bit insane, but oh well.
lol, the hot sexy ones always are a little off, aren't they.
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i have alot to live for, so I shall not hero today.

this is good to hear.

i made i pact that i kms this year so it's my last year

I got 8 hours of sleep, and I have shit to do.

I'm not really sure. I guess just because I'm on an SSRI and my life could be worse but I don't feel like I'm really going anywhere with my life, so logically I don't see why not to just end it. I'm a senior in highschool and my anxiety/depression is so bad I can't even get to school most days. I have friends but I can't make any progress with this girl I like. Help?

i hope you stay alive after this year, user.
g'luck getting your shit done.
stay alive user.

im not killing myself today because im too comfortable and im going back to sleep

cause trump won.

Because I'm turning my life around today, starting with leaving this shithole for good. Godspeed, faggots.

sweet dreams user
that's not a good thing.
g'luck user.

I'm too much of a bitch to do it. I hate my life, its really not all that bad, but I just don't want to be alive.

I don't want to pass my sadness onto my family.

cause i'll miss your threads otherwise :P
plus gonna see bruce springsteen in a few days

have fun at the concert user.
that's a good reason.

Advice anyone?

Pussy smells like shit to me

How does this even work?

He's fucking one,
Getting pegged by the other.

Do any of you ever think of death and how when you die you don't know what happens, like all your memories will be gone and it is like you never existed or would something else happen.
Also I didn't sleep much last night

only the bad ones do.
>Do any of you ever think of death and how when you die you don't know what happens, like all your memories will be gone and it is like you never existed or would something else happen.
that some deep thoughts.

>like all your memories will be gone and it is like you never existed

That'd be nice.

nice trips.

I just went on a date and the chick thinks I'm hot. Sometimes I force myself to socialize just because I want to finally kill the remains of this social anxiety once and for all. Also I have two Benzos and some Hasch left to use.

Because I'm on meds and they seem to be working! And I have things to work towards.

I did not sleep well. My wife has a parrot that is hell bent on making sure I don't.

I've decided as of 0400 this morning, that in precisely one month, I'm going to kill, cook, and eat this bird. I'm going to post everything on Sup Forums, and I'll just tell my wife the bird escaped.

i'm glad about that.
i hope u get better sleep tonite user.

I haven't had an uninterrupted nights sleep in 2 years.

tried drugs, like some overthecounter sleep aid? could help. either way good luck. lack of sleep isn't a good thing.

I've got one more thing to fail at and then I can do it with no qualms.

Hiking accident, here I come!

Honestly wanted to, then my cousin died a week ago and found inspiration through it

rip to your cousin.
i'm glad you found strength though. g'luck user.

Benadryl does nothing for me, I've tried homeopathic stuff like melatonin and magnesium. I smoke weed daily. These things make it easier for me to go to sleep, but I'm just a naturally light sleeper, always have been. Im the kind of guy who wakes up swinging sometimes also.

wow,
well at least you have learned to live with it. When was the last time you got a good amount of sleep in ?

...

How is the parrot keeping you up? Noise?

and i wish i could cut 2 inches off mine so i was able to pound as hard as half these gifs without hitting their cervix and hurting them :(

lol, dick too big.
most of wish we had that problem. congrats.

yes and that's is what i'm looking forward too most

death is just a new adventure

for your sake, i hope you're right.
but why not enjoy this pre-adventure time here on earth alive ?

ive enjoyed my time enough, i feel like i get it already

i just see no point really
its impossible to be even mildly intelligent and somewhat observant and want to contribute to this thing we call humanity
ive always said when i hit 30 i will just "be done" here, but maybe instead ill become a freemason and see what happens

>ive enjoyed my time enough, i feel like i get it already
are you old?
a young man shouldn't be talking like that. there is so much more to do, and see. Have you done and seen everything you want to do ?

24 so not old

i think ive done all i wanted already but open to new suggestions i guess

your dubs stay stick around.
there's much more to see and do.