1. Flying no higher than five feet off the ground at five miles an hour. It expends as much energy as running at full speed while carrying 75 pounds and that will never improve.
2. Telepathy with a risk of transmitting a dark or extremely embarrassing secret to your recipient.
3. The ability to make anyone shit their pants uncontrollably at a whim. Each use will cause the death of one of your admired celebrities or public figures.
4. Invisibility that doesn't work on any article of clothing and runs the risk of failing mid-use at unpredictable times.
5. Phasing through walls and objects with the possibility of getting stuck. Getting stuck may cause severe injury or death depending on the part of the body.
6. Time freezing for five minutes or reversal up to two hours, both of which requires a six hour recharge. Frequent use will permanently result in a glacial perception of time, so a minute can literally feel like an hour, but your reflexes won't be any quicker.
7. Complete immortality but with extreme and incurable pedophilic lust. The lust is also exclusive, so developed teens and adults will never sexually satisfy you again.
8. Shape-shifting but only into fat and ugly people.
James Watson
1 and 8 are the only ones without real disadvantages. I can't see 1 being very useful.
I'd go with 8. There's a lot of ugly important people to impersonate. Shapeshifting into a butterface sounds fun too
Cameron Ross
2
I have no secrets that could actually hurt me. The state knows I killed a guy and they made me do 14 years for it
Aaron Evans
Obviously 6, I just can't get greedy
Christian Jenkins
6 or 7.
7 because basically I'm an immortal god but can never have sex. Besides, what's to keep you from imagining children and closing your eyes while fucking an adult?
6 for obv reasons, just don't get greedy with it
Carson Turner
7 is best power but you'd have to go live quietly until holodecks are invented i guess
Blake Williams
8 is the best one, commit any crime you want Shapeshift back to normal ??? Profit
Austin Hall
the invisibility, when it 'fails' how long would it take to activate again? im nudist so dont mind being spotted here and there. at what frequency does it fial?
so far thats where im aiming
Jaxson Ross
1 is useful as fuck. Everyone lost there shit at Chris Angels parlor trick levitation, think of the notoriety you would get for being able to actually levitate and move
Zachary Cox
40 % fail rate, won't reactivate for two hours.
Gabriel Harris
6 rob one of those brinks trucks once a year ill be fine
Gabriel Flores
I wanna be the immortal pedophile
If pedophilic lust is as great to satisfy as my lust for teens and adults have been I have no problems
Tyler Green
8 it has to be.
The possibilities are endless...
David Collins
40% fail rate
for what time frame? like if im just invisible all day is it just 40% fail the entire itme or 40% per hour or what?
Brody Mitchell
40 % chance of fail every session. It could be anywhere from five minutes to several hours into the session and you wouldn't know exactly when. Reactivation after failure means a new session.
Cameron Smith
8. I'd almost always shapeshift into fatties, unless a situation called for assuming an ugly appearance.
Gabriel Cox
>turn to fatty >do something really embarassing / start really bad HAES blog >make millions of moneys off of people coming and looking at my haes nonsense
John Green
>be fat >turn into a fatty
explain this OP
Benjamin Sullivan
the flying one seems like a good way to lose weight
Cooper Reyes
Pretty good, but it can mean that you will rot in jail forever.
Owen Anderson
You can shape-shift into fatter people that are uglier than you.
