Describe America in one picture

Describe America in one picture

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Much like this guy, it shouldn't exist

Anyone have hi res for this pic? Looks comfy af

>Still the most relevant and projects the most power, but on its last leg with a bloody eye.
>As a powerhouse, it's long in the tooth.
>Puts on a smile.
>Despite projecting power, still very insular (like American football) in its interests.
>The face of the country (hollywood) is far more handsome than everyone else in the country.
>Gets excited about shit (guns, abortion, american football) that no one else seems to give two shits about.
>Patriots

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Welp... looks like I'll be going to McD's for lunch.

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You say that as if your addicted fatclogged ass has a choice

American cuisine invented by Germans.

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This doesn't make sense Abdul.
America's don't have designated shiting streets like your beautiful country.

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Ah yes. The good old moon pic. That never gets old. Obviously every single one of you americunts are to be commemorated for helping in that achievement

/s

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It's a metaphor for the totality of American Exceptionalism, you retard.

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If you like traps, you're a faggot.

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No, I think it's a metaphor for the totality of the American delusion

All humans are just talking apes.

>Thinking you are any smarter than any other is stupid. You are dumb and don't realize it.

I wish brady's dick would fall off because his fans keep jerking him so fucking hard

but you have designated shitting isles, i know you murikans love shitting in the supermarket

To Omaha Beach !

not only do we provide awesome games, movies, and entertainment to the world, we have the strongest military by far, and some of the most renowned universities.

it should also come as no surprise that from every country first and third world, everyone is interested in everything we do, the rest of the world can't even stop talking about our politics as if it has anything to do with them, go support or criticise your own leader and then maybe your shit hole of a country will improve instead of constantly sticking your noses in America's glorious red white and blue ass.

>the smurfs

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See? That's what I said. Completely delusional

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look at this guy
just look at him

but like, that's your opinion man.

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But if there's a picture of some fat fuck (even if they're not American) then that automaticly applies to every American.

Ah yes. Instead of actually making a point, you just point out stuff on the other side that's wrong. That's how you guys argue isn't it? I noticed during the last election

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sadly...

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I should really update this

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blyad

no actually we're not

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>america
>fails to notice sign in background written in jibberish mud - language

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the British licence plate just adds

> Describe america
> Fails to notice that america doesn't actually need to be in the picture

mcdonalds is amurikka

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Hello Eagle eye!

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Hate us cause they ain't us.

>murrrikka

Is this what you think we look like?

Oh no you're retarded

Many disagree with that

>Describe americans
>Decides for moonpic cause muh patriotism
>Was ONLY getting on the b4 those communists bcause a Nazi helped them
>#SaturnFünf
SIEG HEIL

I don't think the zionists like trump much

How is this a bad thing

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Watch JFKs speech and learn something today.

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mothers of keks
one more example of the retardation in murica

We land on the fucking moon and you fucks still try to find something wrong with it. Pathetic.

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That's an old one actually, it was made under Obama.

they hate us cause they anus?

what does an anus have to do with anything??!

>Do you feel it Mr Krabs?

Kek!

>кирилица

How old are you?

Lost

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Any picture of Donald Trump will do. If they'll vote for him, they'll vote for anyone.

My Boston Terrier will be on the ticket in three years.

If thought this isnt YLYL
Thx user

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