Sup Forums hoedown

Alright, we need a suggestion from the audience of a big Sup Forums board for you.
>Sup Forums!!!!!
Sup Forums, okay we're going to do the Sup Forums hoedown! Take it away, Laura Hall.
>youtube.com/watch?v=5iZkz1aRfGs

I'm a baneposter, it is a quite tough job
Posting memes all day and night, makes my head throb,
Now seeing Yotsuba B makes my eyes fall out of their sockets
But at least I don't get paid in hotpockets

Cunnyposters are quite a pesty bunch,
They shit up Sup Forums all the way past lunch,
I really do feel sorry for all those lousy misters,
I learned that they were born when their dads fucked their sisters

Sup Forums is the best board, it is the board for me,
It was the first board I came to, after leaving Sup Forums,
I like all the people, and so I call it home,
That there's a lie, I only shitpost about Game of Thrones.

Sup Forums used to be a good board, with a good community,
Until 2014, and the fap-pen-ing
All the redditors came, and shot this board dead
OP's a faggot, hence why he made this thread.

Alone in this thread, why will no one else respond,
I thought it would be funny, I guess I was wrong,
I guess I'll go back, to wallowing in my misery,
Fuck that I'm kidding, I'll just go change my IP

i do enjoy a lot of memes, yes i surely do
but there is just one meme that holds my heart so true
i really liked the pest meme and enjoyed every thread
its just too bad that janny made sure that meme is dead

I'm turning 30 years old in a couple days,
The years have gone by fast, oh I am amazed
Luckily, I won't turn into a virgin wizard,
Because last week I stuck my dick in a lizard.

bump,
bump,
bump,
dubs.

Hey Colin sorry about your """"son""""

Stormfags here and reddit there, the thread sure got derailed
With off topic shit and race bullshit, the conversation failed!
But at least I can abandon thread, and hide this annoying pain,
Drag an image of old CIA, and start the thread with "bane"?

My wife's son sure triggers people,
From Sup Forums to Sup Forums, it's true.
As they whine and bitch about minorities, and constantly blame the Jew,
But at least I've got a good life, with more shekels so to say,
So I'll keep trolling the goyim, and with that I say, OY VEY!

I went to see the new Ghostbusters, just the other day
My family wanted to see it and I thought, what the hey
I know I know, dont judge me, I can already hear your moans
But you see my wifes son is a huge fan of Leslie Jones

I lobe this thread. This needs to become a thing.

i come onto Sup Forums after throwing up a storm
and stumbled upon a thread that was somewhat freeform
before i hit the post i thought that it was clever
yes, yes, yes...yes, however

Jay is no saint, and neither is Mike
But every RLM video, I must say I do like
When you consider Youtube now is mostly shit and dreck
Why don't you tell that to Zod's snapped neck?

i guess ill stay in today and post on Sup Forums.com
oh wow will you look at the time the jannys are all gone
theres about to be shitstorm and its not coming from my keister
everyone post this image and type out EASTER

It was all scripted

why do i keep getting banned, she is from this certain show
i just want to talk about her before she turns into a ho
i posted a subject so we all will stay on topic
braap braap braap her farts are really toxic

i want to get dubs its such a headcase
i post and post i have a sonic pace
i could have had a business that would go on the list of angie
instead i am here posting i'm so banji

the threads that hit the limit always get it in a rush
a lot of people in there really want to discuss
to myself i count how many of my posts have stacked
ooh look a new thread, guess what, it is blacked

>implying you could script Bill Cosby and Hitler as roommates

they serve some crab legs and they always mingle
though because the policy is no single
gee they must have a really nice life
no that is not my son that is my ex wifes

I'm your average Sup Forums poster and I shove things up my ass
I can't communicate well because I dropped out of class
I accuse accomplished directors of being a hack
Even though I'm jealous because his girlfriend's BLACKED

oh look user posted from his phone
he must have a lot of friends and not be alone
what the fuck did you, I'll break youre fucking legs
go back to that site where you got the dot jpeg

If you like a movie then you must be a shill
I don't care if its crap, I'll defend it still
You might think I was dropped on my head
My favorite movie ever is Drop Dead Fred

10/10

ohhhhh
i came here to discuss film and television
all that went to hell it was not what i envisioned
with the stale memes and shitposting i know i should have fled
but i can't help it i'm addicted to waifu threads