What's your job?

What's your job?

How much money do you make?

Do you enjoy it?

Janitor, make around 14$ an hour. I guess I'm satisfied but one way takes 1.5 hour to drive. I commute 3 hours a day :/

Programmer
2300€/month
Yea pretty okay. I smoke weed every other day and have a gf, still kinda empty tho. Need an hobby. Any tips?

Web Developer
52k/yr
I love it and i love the work environment but it's mentally taxing at times

i delete posts on an imageboard and i do it for free

Nothing
gets
720-750$ each month

Delivery driver

I make around $300 a week

I hate myself and fantasize about death daily.

Software
159K/yr
Its ok but half my coworkers are idiots and it kills me.

Corporate recruiter.

$70k/year.

It's equal parts boring and stressful as hell and I kinda hate talking to people about whatever job they're applying to. Pro tip: the recruiter you talk to gives no flying shit about you.

sysadmin specializing in bringing HA to the unwashed scrubs

80k/y... definitely on the low side but the company has nice benefits, is a comfortable place to work, and doesn't drug test.

loc: southeast USA

Enterprise security architect (not as exciting as it reads) 115k.

I enjoy it most days. I'm happy with my hobbies of fire spinning and my wife/daughter.

Would love to quit the job and walk some days though.

Paramedic in Norway. Making around 100k$ (yearly minimal is 70k'ish) a year, depending on how much I choose to work.

I love my job.

Diesel mechanic
32.50/hr
Yes, i love the fuck out of what i do.

>It's equal parts boring and stressful as hell and I kinda hate talking to people about whatever job they're applying to. Pro tip: the recruiter you talk to gives no flying shit about you.

this is me definitely dealt with recruiters hiring for positions where I work, they bombard us with resumes that have nothing to do with the position, and have clearly been edited to try and match the job description. It's like they dont know we quiz the shit out of a potential hire and can tell if they are googling.

I'm actually surprised to see you'd make that much... would have expected the 50k range. Is your salary common in the industry?

Protip: nobody gives a shit about you either

Do-all Engineer in a small machine building company
1,5k$ a month, which is quite fine in my country
I like it, however I'm contemplating moving to automotive industry

I'm in the Intelligence Community - IMINT specifically. 73k right now, working on my networking to move into some more lucrative contracting jobs before selling myself to NGA or NASIC.

EMT/Guardsman
50K a year
I have ptsd and want to die

Working in IT now I fantasize about working on cars or aircraft, but it would be tough to give up the salary and start at square 1.

I dont know a hell of a lot about mechanical things right now but feel it can be picked up easily by someone who is constantly having to learn complicated technology on a daily basis.

Will you speak a bit to the difficulty of learning what you need to know for that job?

Machine operator,

Currently 21 every year is one dollar and some change more.
With overtime i clocked 54k this year.

The job is easy but i work with a ton of older ex cons/mil vets who gossip like women and have little clicks like 14yo preppy highschool girls. So most of the time i dont like it.

I'm internal. I don't work for an agency so typically I get paid a higher base and have little to no bonus/commission.

Senior talent acquisition and executive search can get up to $90k plus. Furthermore I do technical positions-- which also pays more.

>I'm in the Intelligence Community - IMINT specifically. 73k right now, working on my networking to move into some more lucrative contracting jobs before selling myself to NGA or NASIC.

embrace the booz allen ham lifestyle user, rake in the big bucks on short term contracts where you're out the door and on to something else by the time you start to hate it. lots of great travel..

STEM tutor
~$175 per week
Yep. Four hour work days, keeps my brain sharp, and allows me to care for my children.

Father
-$250,000/17 years
I get to play legos and watch Spongebob, so fuck everything else.

US Navy active duty. 11years
Not enough for this
Terrible. PTSD and overwhelming desire for death

Cool.

Security Guard 85k a year.

IT tech, about 4500$ /month. not liking it

Duct cleaning i fucking hate it gonna quit in the next couple hours just trying to do it in style.

>Automotive technician
>about $65k a year
>my job is ok


I am actively looking for a new career. I am good at what I do and the money is ok. It just takes a toll on your body and mind after a while.

Plus people are fucking disgusting and I hate having to get into cars driven by slobs.

I'm on workman's comp not making shit. Pic related, fell of a fuckin ladder.

What
How and where

as a fag who recently decided its impossible to avoid work anymore, I have a question to ask.
>how do I get over the fear of getting a job I know nothing about?
I'm looking at jobs atm but none seem like the kind of thing I'll get the hang of
>used to work at a shitty local supermarket where I was just 'told to work' but nothing about how to do it. Bad experience, don't want it happening again
>shit short term memory, can't memorize an order thats longer than a 10 word sentence
>have no qualifications to do any jobs other than the ordinary stuff, restaurant, kitchen cleaning, store assisting, managing phone calls
>every job I looked into I was told "don't do this, this job is too hard" "don't even look at that, look for a better job, trust me"
what am I supposed to do?

Video games are fun. Play League of Legends.

who plays that shit?

Saturation diver
$1200/day
I fucking love it.

I work at a music store, making about $9 an hour. I stock old vinyl records in my side of the building, while guitars and other musical things are sold on the other side. The owner is my best friend so I get a great discount on records and guitar stuff, and once a month we play a concert in the store and sometimes I play with the band, so I'm fairly happy with my job. I've been told that I may be looking at a managerial position soon

>engineering student
>no wage
>best years of my life

sounds like you had a shitty manager. Their fault not yours. With entry level jobs theyre supposed to instruct and guide you, so just get back out there and be honest with them. Tell them that you dont know what youre supposed to do and they will help you. Trust people more. Most people arent trying to fuck you over.

I do recieving for a hard ware store and make about $350 to $450 a week. I hate it.

I went to college for forensics which was a mistake because there are no jobs so now I am taking coding classes at a two year so I can hopefully become web designer. Any tips on what will make me a more marketable person in web design? I just started taking html and Java with other basic stuff too and love it.

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What is that even? What exactly do you do?

Self employed pilot, I make anything from 90$ an hour to 130$ an hour but I only work like 20 to 28 hours a week

Most companies offer all the technical training you need for in depth diagnostics. You would need some basic knowledge of engines and accessories like alternators, turbochargers, oil and water pumps, etc. Also, a good understanding of electronics, and how to use a digital multi meter.

Once you know the basic components of the power train and drive train, it all comes down to following the process of elimination. Most fault codes come with a trouble tree that guides you along until you either eliminate that possibility, or find your problem.

If you were to sign on with a shop right now, you'd probably do mostly oil changes, tires, light repairs, and maybe outer engine work. Replacing belts, hoses, stuff like that.

I will say this, it's not a cheap trade. I've got about 10k invested in my tools. Granted, you buy them over time and as you need them. But they aren't cheap.

do you have a mental impairment of sorts? if not, you can learn any low qualification job from scratch
>lie you have cash register experience on your resumé
>"learning" one takes literally 2 minutes
>get job as retail zombie(like me)
>???
>profit!

I work as an instrumentation tech at a power plant in Arizona.

$43 per hour (eventually; I'm in training). Stupid hours (can vary wildly and depends on incompetent managers) and stupid people (mostly).

I contemplate suicide frequently, but don't do it because my wife and son keep me going. I try not to burden them with things, so i don't think they know how bad it is. I can't blame it all on the job, but it doesn't help.

That's awesome. They guys who run my local record store look like they absolutely hate their job and I cant understand why

user :'(

Linux admin, 95k/yr, love my work

Security Manager
55K a year
Can't wait to quit this job

I work at 3d printing factory.

1850€/month if I do fulltime, I usually just finish my job and go home because I can.

Hate it, I do 3x more than others there, but they get 500€ more than me.

Only 10k well hey youre not that deep yet people out here be spending 30k in one transaction on the tool truck

old here

ops mgr, hired at 23,500usd/yr.
same job same place, now at 105,000usd

advice i followed:
if you can hack midnight shift those hours are job security.

Engineer. I design electronic circuit boards, and do low level programming.

44k eur / year

western europe

24yo

How old are you and how many years of experience do you have?
I'm currently working as software-developer too and I earn about 2100€

*not a security job

I also wanted to add that I'm an extremely 'worried' person, I don't think I'll be able to mentally handle a job thats 'unpredictable' in a way, like odd working hours, always expecting to do something new like one day you're stocking shelves and next month you're told to do something completely new and then if you fuck up on your trial period you're out of the picture and need to find a new job/repeat the learning process of a job...

I'm retarded I know but I ran out of options in life and look to just live to the end in monotony with a boring, repetitive job

I know that, its just an experience that scarred me in a way, I can't help myself but to avoid getting a job, like being picky in what I apply for.

I think I'm reasonably normal, I think its just that I'm like my mother, I worry about everything twice as much since she pretty much steered my dad's life into a right direction because he didn't give a fuck. I'm just extremely worried about everything, even if its a simple thing.
I applied for many regular jobs, cleaning shit in a kitchen in a few cafes, store assisting in local supermarkets and all that. But I'm looking to move out at the same time and finding a cheap enough house + a job to go with it is tough
>can't find a job locally, place is dead, everyone leaves when they have a chance. Looking for that chance now

commodity trader
1-1.2 mil
work from laptop so can travel alot and work from anywhere

Forgot to mention:I fucking love my job.

Yeah, only 12 years in. I'm an aftertreatment and under the valve cover guy. Haven't fucked with many transmissions and what not.

>muh boxes

I'm just about to graduate with a double major arts degree in English and History.

Any advice from you employed bros for what I can do for a living? Thinking advertising copywriter, publication, editing, something like that. Thoughts?

Chef for the Royal Family. 135k pounds per year +benefits +healthcare +pension. I love it.

i find pedos on internet chatrooms and get their ip, i then say i will report them only if they do not pay me x amount of bitcoin.

it pays the bills so i can't complain

Software Dev (junior)
1900$ a month (after tax)
Hate it

I am interested in becoming an industrial designer. Anybody got experience or tips ?

street sweeper/cleaner
496 euros per month..
yoooo hooooo!!!!!

damnnn

i still got 2 years and a half left before graduate,
cant fking wait

Lawyer
£60-80K/year
23 y/o
Love it

HOW DO YOU LIVE

I work for Walmart in Canada doing inventory management. Its alright I dont make a whole lot but its still $13 an hour. I try to not work too much and enjoy myself. Unfortunately I came from a very shitty family which put me in debt so never had the opportunity to go to college for a proper education and career.

Audio engineer
£7.20 p/h
hell yeah

Real shit fam.. guy paid me to provide address for IPs.. use VPNs and burn a box or two.. dude wasn't happy about being blackmailed

Maintenance Electrician at a plant
$105K/yr
It's alright.

i dont...im greek...
but seriously..i try to get any kind of menial labor or extra work when and if its possible,,jobless rate here is nearly 30 percent,,you dont live..you survive

I mostly work on underwater oil pipelines. I basically stay in chamber that's pressurised to the depth my team and I are working. Saves time on the decompression process and we can work as long as we need to. My job doesn't make sense to a lot of people just because there are specific gas/physics laws that only matter to divers.

Commercial barrister

No set salary but I'm expecting to make £150,000 this year

I'm very lucky, it could be so much worse. I could be doing investment banking for ludicrous hours doing monotonous monkey work for less money. Or I could be a solicitor in a commercial law firm doing equally uninspiring work for worse hours for less pay.

The hours are very good. I work from about 09:00 to about 18:00 or 19:00 most days. The work is intellectually challenging, varied and rewarding.

It's your family's fault. Sure. They stopped you from acting on your will too.

i am god

escort. it varies, 150-2000 once
i hate it but im addicted to shopping

And how well does that pay? I put my resume in but they obviously didn't have the position open still.

...

Barrister or solicitor?

Which area of law?

London?

Which university? Also undergrad law?

Goddamn, also security guard here, but in Europoor. 25k a year.

Tits or gtfo

Those men are more afraid of you than you are of them. Take what you want.

Wow that's really cool

Do you continuously blackmail them or just the one off?

I have a feeling you're probably not charging enough!

IT consultant, making 50k a year, I'm pretty happy and enjoy my work about 80% of time

Video & Audio editor freelance while working on starting up Youtube.
Not a lot.
Absolutely.

Ehh I tried to help my mother keep her house by helping pay her mortgage and bills. She faked a stroke for attention and then became a professional victim. It was way more than I could handle but before I had a huge falling out with her it put me in a lot of debt because I thought of the house as a future investment for if she retires and what not.

Long story short it just cost way too much and she snapped so I had to leave. Now im in a lot of debt and working an hourly job. It sucks but thats life.

read books, make porn with you gf, or maybe you can make whatsapp on ubuntu touch happen?

Male or female escort?

How did you get into this business? Did you intend it or did your other endeavours not work out?

just the one off.

i do it once a week so it adds up to liek £1000 a week.

I am also a hiki so its great fun and easy

Nuclear Inspector for a valve company
at top of the grade its like 40K base and 10K bonuses, but I'm not quite there yet so made a little under 50k

I like it alright but I get kinda annoyed cleaning up after idiots.

Don't you mean security officer?

What's a hiki?

glory of EU economics

Engineering student
--20k/year
Hate this shit, want to be in the trades..... Fuck math

Level designer at a small AAA game dev. 52k Trump Coins / yr. (And it's fucking awesome.)

hikikomori, Japanese term for someone who just stays inside all day and has no work or job

High School Physics Teacher

45,000/year

No, I'm becoming an hero after I finish the year.

Work as system analyst and operative in one major card procesing firm in my country.

Around 1000 euros a month.

The shifts are pain in the ass. 24/7 work time but its quite good pay for my country and i get mega benefits from firm in thier mother bank.

Pic. Related, my workdesk.