I'm American and haven't eaten a single sugary treat or had any soda or coffee in over 6 years, I don't eat anything too greasy or high in cholesterol and if I go out for dinner and order a sandwich or burger I order no sauce on it, no ketchup or mustard. When the waiter asks for my choice of side I get a salad.
I drink a cup of green tea everyday and if I need an extra boost I drink wheatgrass.
I don't eat egg yokes only whites
I've learned to love eating raw carrots and broccoli and I can eat salad without any dressing on it.
I don't smoke or drink alcohol
I drink 8 glasses of water a day and take vitamins everyday, I jog or at least walk everywhere and rarely drive to my destination unless I really need to. I workout every other day In America this means I'm like a god, I feel better then I ever use to
AMA
Angel Barnes
>egg yokes
Owen Richardson
Only one cup of green tea?
Daniel Harris
Sounds boring.
Charles Walker
>In America this means I'm like a god say that to a .45
Andrew Walker
You are probably gonna get deported as soon as the wall is up.
Jackson Butler
>or coffee
nigger you dumbfuck there is nothing wrong with coffee.
Xavier Jones
You must be a real joy to be around.
Nathan Smith
Not really.
Jeremiah Robinson
Dries you out and contributes to bad teeth and quicker aging as well as dehydration
Joshua Russell
How mad are you going to be once you get thyroid cancer despite all these healthy choices?
Jace Williams
How's it feel to know you're going to die in a car accident and none of that shit mattered?
Ayden Morris
so you're not american
russian sleeper
Jason Nelson
It yellows your teeth it doesn't rot them like sugar.
Also your other points are made up or you're trolling.
Colton Williams
What do you do for work? How did you live before making these changes and what made you want to change?
Ian Long
Because of what I eat?
I have a great sense of humor, I play video games and play music and work in music professionally, I travel and hike and like going out with friends I like to go to bars I just don't drink and I still get down on pool and darts etc.
I do a lot of fun shit why would the food I consume change that?
Jaxon Anderson
boring af nigga
Elijah Peterson
Coffee doesn't dehydrate you. Yes, caffeine is a mild diuretic, but you lose less water than you get from that cup of coffee. Do some fact checking before you start believing internet myths. Med. student here, btw.
Matthew Williams
fucking normie faggot
Connor Lee
youre such a pussy op. I dont eat at all on the weekdays and drink only water or chew gum. i work out on tuesdays and thursdays for about an hour and 15 min. On the weekends i usually hang out with friends and eat decently then but mostly protein. Keep being fat.
ps. Im american
Carson Cooper
I take good care of my teeth and yes coffee dehydrates I know this because I use to drink it all the time
Colton Davis
>egg yokes
James Jackson
Great life choices, glad to hear there are people like this in US.
Greetings from Finland.
Isaac Ramirez
Whats special about this lol, who the fuck has sauce on their sandwiches anyway? raw carrot isnt even bad what do you mean learned to eat raw carrot?
Grayson Lopez
Why does food consumption = boring
I haven't changed what I do for fun I only changed what goes in my stomach
Lucas Powell
>AMA The only logical question: Why would anyone want to ask someone as utterly boring as you anything?
Elijah Hughes
What do you do for fun? You sound like the most boring person on the planet
Joseph Diaz
Take the stick out of your ass
Luke James
Coffee does not dehydrate you in any significant way if you are drinking the regular amount of water.
William Wilson
Do you eat what I like to call 'dirty foods' like raw mushooms, raw sushi or any kind of whole animal like clams, oysters, small fish, crustaceans, etc?
Parker Ortiz
DO you at least smoke weed once in a while? Maybe shrooms or someshit?
Sebastian Young
Get yokes out of my eggs #makeeggsgreatagain
Cameron Reyes
can someone please tell me what strain of autism this is?
Jayden Perry
>only whites racist fuck
Robert Diaz
I rather kill my self from a heath attack while drunk off my ass eating a triple cheese burger with extra cheese and bacon than live like you.. Fucking hell. Food and alcohol is the two main things I love in life.
Brody Jenkins
I work play music and work in music, producing and promoting, booking for several bands locally as well as stage set-up and monitors at venues.
I did the same thing before but I had worked at coffee shops and grocery stores I've also been a commercial painter and construction for a while.
I made the change because I wanted to feel more energy and focus as well as just feeling better in general
Aiden Reyes
What are some of the exercises you do? And/Or In your eyes, what would be an ideal breakfast, lunch or dinner.
Ryder Watson
I'll never understand why people do this. What's the point in adding a couple of years to your life if you can't enjoy it?
Lucas Reyes
but do you have a job? you walk to and from work every day?
Justin White
Would you rather be Rosie O'Donald's sex slave for 12 years and earn $1M a year, or be have 6 years to live, but with any man or woman of your choice desperately thirsty for your dick?
Hunter Moore
Get the fuck out normalfag
Isaac Campbell
How would you feel if you end up getting a terminal cancer at a very young age while knowing you did everything you possibly could to stay healthy?
Dominic Wright
Not fat at all, good for you though
Ryan Allen
>Drinking american green tea hahwew. water has more benefits.
If you can see liquid in the cup, you're just wasting your time and money. You're also a pussy.
Andrew Mitchell
Who says the OP isn't enjoying themselves?
James Hill
>I order no sauce on it, no ketchup or mustard
Mustard is pretty much no calories. Ketchup has a little more because of the sugars used in it.
Logan Hill
A lot of people can't stand raw veggies and need them cooked with a bunch of salt and shit on it
Lucas Brooks
Fuck off the yoke is the best bit
Brandon Robinson
Again what makes a person boring based on food consumption
Explain yourself
Daniel Martinez
> It dries you out and dehydrates you
You're one of those tards that double clicks everything, aren't you?
Blake Brooks
>basically OP
Luis Butler
I like edibles
Gavin Evans
And yet you still have this massive cancer in your anus. Kill yourself already piece of shit
Carter Murphy
Matcha is disgusting
Jack Butler
if all of that was true, you wouldn't be here attention whoring like you are now. fuck off faggot
Juan Cook
>matcha is the only green tea with health benefits >if you mix a liquid with powder you can't see the liquid anymore nigga you dumb
Julian Richardson
>taking vitamins every day How does it feel to be literally pissing away your money every day? Have you considered taking a freshman-level language arts class lately?
Camden Watson
it's the mammy and diddy never hugged me autism. he needs attention from Internet strangers
Adrian Jenkins
Would you rather live the rest of your life as the aspie that you are, or kill yourself with the warm knowledge that you've spared society from your ceaseless and robust retardation?
Kevin James
BUT UGH COFFEE DEHYDRATES!!! I'M DRINKING COFFEE RIGHT NOW I FEEL IT SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF ME IM THIRSTY AGAIN ALREADY!!! MY MOUTH IS A DESERT
Henry Thompson
nice job getting baited retard
Gavin Garcia
I don't have any specific diets or food patterns, I just stopped consuming a lot of things, I like the typical balanced breakfast, eggs (just whites) toast(whole grain) with maybe some hash browns and a side of fruit
Alexander Watson
nobody said he adds anything to his life. if he has shit genetics,he'll die at a predesignated age. he'll get cancer by the time of 50 and will never have enjoyed anything
Landon Johnson
Then again, is that really living? Moderation in all things is the key to a good and happy life.
Jayden Stewart
You assume I don't enjoy life and I'm boring simply because if what I eat and drink lol
Sounds like a lot of weak butt hurt people on here that would have no personality if they stopped eating garbage
Nolan Moore
Some job locations I can walk to and most the time I choose to take public transit and leave my car at home,I always use stairs and no elevators
Zachary Howard
Yeah because it's funny as fuck seeing how butt hurt you all get
Blake Garcia
Too busy
Nicholas Nelson
eating junk on certain occasions will not hurt you. it will only start hurting if you start binge and make it a habit. also,who said you can't make your own burger instead of going to mc donalds like a peasant? you can choose what goes into your food. have you never thought of this?
Nathan Sullivan
Legit question/
can I stuff you full of junk food and then fuck you up ur ass??
Jack Cook
you have no idea if anyone here is truly butthurt or not. you're reading the text and make up a voice in your head that goes along with it. you only imagine people being assblasted because the voice in your head sounds assblasted
Christian Green
Need more details. Does Rosie like sex weekly daily, hourly,constant? Does she like to fuck on her period? Certain details make 1m a year not worth it as a sex slave could be working 24/7
Luis Jones
Ahhh, your alright then
Thomas Gutierrez
>completely ignored the first point
Noah Rogers
Go fuck yourselves fuckin europoor sandnigger wasteland. I eat what i want and i eat american. Nothing wrong with coke and burger you stupid skinny hairy eurotrash fgts come on i spit on your stirfried vegetableshit. Im obese and i never drink water. I eat my burgers with so much sauce its flowing out of the burger everytime i bite. Now fuck off eurogarbage go let some sandnigger fuck you good
Sebastian Garcia
Even if coffee dehydrated you like that, you could just drink some more water to compensate.
Also drinking 8 cups of water a day to be healthy is a complete myth. Everyone needs different amounts of water based on body size and activity level. Just drink when you're thirsty and don't overthink it and you're being 100% healthy.
Jace Reyes
I make my own food all the time and I never go to McDonald's
If I'm out with friends at a restaurant that's when I order no sauce and get salad on the side
And they miraculously still enjoy my company because somehow my personality remained intact
Whoa right?
Lol
"OP doesn't eat trash or smoke anymore like the rest of us, there is no way he's fun"
Why do you skip ketchup and mustard? I mean if you were skipping fucking thousand island dressing on your burger I could understand, but what's so unhealthy about mustard?
Jace Jones
the funny thing is you don't get what i'm saying because you're so far up your own ass,that you can't get out of it. i said moderation is key.also you assume everybody here must ONLY be eating shit and living like a pig just because they oppose your retarded idea of being a divine,all natural piss drinking human.
Nicholas Mitchell
You live an incredibly impoverished life. I genuinely feel sorry for you.
Jacob Lewis
Just an educated guess. From my experience, people who are obsessed with their health are generally boring fucking people. And it's not just based on "food consumption", it's the fact that these health nuts tend to be very stiff and orderly, and need everything to be perfect and pristine in their lives. This may sound mopey and dramatic, but life is suffering and I feel more comfortable around people who are more vulnerable to it.
Living a healthy lifestyle is obviously better than not. I've been on health kicks before and they're great while they last; however, I'm an alcoholic and it's difficult to maintain it.
Robert Reyes
Either way it's funny to see how Sup Forums reacts
It's a good experiment to see what anons have to say
Liam Powell
How is this dirty?
Carter Rivera
Yes i make it. I put the bum out of the bag and burger it. Add sauce and put it in the oven
Justin Martinez
i know.OP is retarded. who would have thought you can counteract dehydration by drinking liquids that rehydrate the "absurd amounts" you lose.
Noah Kelly
Condition myself to enjoy the flavor of food without all the added stuff
Ryan Stewart
Been cooking since I was 12
I don't cook with butter
Jeremiah Brooks
You forgot to say that 50% of your diet is semen from niggers.
Jackson Campbell
Aye Delicious
Nolan Evans
And you claim to to be someone other than the most boring person on earth.
Easton Jenkins
i dont think you understand what he said
Nathaniel Torres
Why?
I have a lot of joy in my life, I have a good wife, good friends, a kickass job I get to travel and live around a lot of fun areas
I've never been happier, I got to go skydiving last year and I'm still marking stuff off my bucket list
Ryan Allen
I'm not a "health but" I don't have a specific diet plan or certain foods I eat on certain days
I literally haven't changed my personality at all from back when I ate garbage and smoked and drank all the time
If my personality changed so would my social life and it hasn't.. if any thing I go out with friends more now and laugh and smile more frequently because I feel better
Jason Nguyen
I agree that OP is a gaping asshole, however you stupid fucks,,maybe he doesn't like coffee so give him a fucking break.
Grayson Johnson
She is into scat and bellowing, she will abuse you verbally and mock you on chat shows. Even if you have a cock like a diesel powered concrete rammer she will curse you for a micro maggot who can't satisfy her enormous clunge. She demands sex two or three times a day and will wake you up with a toilet brush if you are asleep. It's like climbing into a butcher's bin on a hot day, and she is extra horny when the red tide is high.
Jayden Hill
Still go out all the time, still play games, still travels, still play music, still shoots hoops, still like hitting up the same comedy and music clubs I always frequented with my friends and family, still do everything I use to
How do you retards think changing what I ate changes that all? I literally FEEL BETTER lol and I have more energy if anything I'm more eager to go out and have fun now
Sounds like y'all need your vices to enjoy life
Jackson Allen
So called teachers and their alternative education system
Adrian Wilson
The fact that you're so concerned with proving that you're interesting to a bunch of strangers on a forum that's mainly populated with degenerates and losers makes me think you're a little insecure... and boring. >b b but guys, I go skydiving and play music and travel and stuff. I'm interesting... right guys?