I'm drunk Sup Forums. Ask me anything

I'm drunk Sup Forums. Ask me anything.

in b4:
>Are you drunk?
Yes

>Can we ask you anything?
Yes

Are You That girl?

That's not a girl, faggot

>girl
kek

Are you drunk?

have you seen my parents

Will you post yourself?

are you famous?

Your parents are having a foursome with Bailey Jay and OP.

Do you have more pix of Bailey Jay?

Could you post a visual representation of yourself?

Do you wanna play trucks?

im not the guy you replied to, but i have a few to share

No, and it's hardly a girl.

Yes, at the foursome mentioned.

No, not really. I am a bartender at a bar that's favoured by local celebrities though-

I'm afraid not.

Yes, yes I do. Would you like to see some?

Still no.

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Then I'm out.
Need to see at least one body part with timestamp fore I go any further.

> (You)
> Yes, yes I do. Would you like to see some?

Yes, please.

I mean, I'm not much to look at. Although I am 6'4 feet tall. Other than that I'm left with a pretty good charisma and an interesting job, hooking up wise. What would you want to see?

Oh, I'm not trying to hook up.
Anythings fine. Arm, leg, hand, whatever.
But timestamp is a must.

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Will you promise to save it? btw the pic is from Bailey's members only site :3

I just love seeing a panty-clad man. Seeing the cock bulge just gets me. No homo.

Btw OP, whats your special concoction? Since you bartend and stuff

Do you want me to?
I don't really care either way.

Also, skinny Bailey before the boobjob is best Bailey.

>skinny Bailey before is best Bailey.
this

That's where you're wrong, kiddo. Also I dunno, in a way it would be nice to know my pics are being saved. Even though the pic itself would be meaningless.

Even "her" face looked cuter then.
Fucking rock hard at those pics.

Same goes for Sarina Valentina, back when she went by the name Alexis Saige

any links for bailey jay vids?

I'll agree to disagree.

But I'm gonna need that pic before I keep talking.
I'll save it. And post proof if it'll make you feel good.

I think so, too. Of course, Bailey eventually lost the extra weight was gained after the boob job. It was the hormone therapy that caused the weight gain, or so Bailey said. After adjusting the hormones, the extra weight came off.
I had lots of photos of Bailey, but a hard drive crash caused me to lose everything.

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I agree.

One of my favorite shots of Bailey.

hey faggots im just here for them dubs, ok bye

So what's going on in this thread? Is OP a troll? Legit?

I can't be the only one preferring chubby, fake titted Bailey? :(

Also I'm sorry user I forgot to include a pic of me. Is the bottle of enough or should I show some bare skin?

I'm legit I just got home from work where I might've enjoyed too much alcohol :(. How are you doing, user?

don't worry user, I like thicc bailey. also czech'd

any pics of her pussy?

Not good enough.
Doesn't even have to be bare skin.
I don't know why I care so much about this.
And I like chubby Bailey, but mainly it's the face. I like skinny Baileys face more.

them repeating digits tho

That girl has a sweet ass, OP.

I'm doing fine. Drunk enough to order an escort and have her do what we tell her?

will she have a girlcock?

You're gonna say what you're gonna say, but can we try not to say stuff like that.

oh, you prefer shenis?

I prefer calling it what it is.
Don't get me wrong I fucking love it, but those words irk me for some reason.

What is the most recent pic of Bailey Jay naked?

This, why can't user appreciate trips? There you go user, there's my fattie arm and my sausage fingers :(.

Naw I have a wife, user. We do have a pretty open relationship but I don't feel like ordering an escort right now would be the right move.

Liking traps makes you pretty gay, my friend.

I dunno user, I unsubscribed from her website when I went back to school.

This works.
I'm oddly satisfied for some reason.

>calling it what it is.
>girlcock
seems pretty accurate to me

Married? Post nudes......

dam das a hot pic

Girl? Well, I'm sure Bailey would be flattered, but Bailey is transgender, not a female.
"She" originally posted on forums as "Harley Quinn" and "Linetrap". Now she's Bailey Jay. Bailey started making the trans-ition by self-medicating, getting hormones from questionable and otc sources, because a doctor would not help at all. Now Bailey has a doctor or doctors helping with the trans-formation. Bailey still has the penis--and one that has been "enhanced", at that. I liked Bailey's cock better when it was 100% organic. Now I'm pretty sure that it has non-human ingredients added to give it more girth. The problem with that is that it makes the glans look too small for the rest of the cock. I do wonder how it feels since the enhancement, though. I've handled dildos and real cocks. Does Bailey's cock feel somewhere between one of the more realistic dildos and a real, non-enhanced cock? I would almost pay for Bailey's air fare down here just to find out first-hand.

Not really.
I mean a cock is a cock, not matter what it's attached to.
But a cock does look better on a feminine body tho.

You subscribed? I guess somebody has to.

I chatted to Bailey briefly on a javachat once. That's my claim to fame.

Sorry don't have a lot of nudes saved. Even this doesnt really do justice to her ass which is godlike irl.

Can we ask you anything?

That is a really nice looking ass your wife has, do you use it as a pillow every night? I would if I were you

From Bailey's pre-enhancement daze--er--days. Bailey's face was cuter then--but Bailey was a teen at that time. Bailey's face is more "womanly" now, and since the weight came off, Bailey's body is definitely more "womanly". Bailey's a knockout in an evening dress. Bailey definitely "dolls up" well.

I just opened up my FIFA FUT monthly packs and got Giroud, Ziyech and Dost IF's. Feels badman

also inb4 eurofag playing FIFA :3. Football is the best sport on this planet and you faggots know that.

I do every now and then when we lay in bed and just chat about what we've done during the day. Feels very warm and soft.

>Yes, unless it makes me reveal my identity I will probably answer it because I like anons.

Definitely.

whats the biggest dick youve ever sucked?

Found this on twitter, most recent post teasing a new set coming to the member's section. So probably the most recent pic.

Would you let another guy fuck your wife.
Or another woman, but you just watch.

I've jerked off once when I was 15. I was still testing out my sexuality and ended meeting up this 40-something guy from our local craigslist. I wouldve probably fucked him too but he came a bit too quickly :/.


Thanks user, saved.
He was around 18cm/7 inches long.

Yes, and I have done that. As I said we live in a pretty open marriage.

Which one, that was a two parter.

Another related one, would you let me double team with you on your wife

It looks like Bailey Jay basically quit twitter on New Year's Eve, only that one pic tweeted out this year. Also found out BJ is 5'5" if that interests anyone.

>manlet

Both actually. My best friend has fucked my wife, and we've had a threesome with my wife's friend where they had sex for some time while I watched. Felt good man.

Damn. I'm actually pretty jealous.
Can't seem to find that one.
You should let me fuck your wife with you.

>So probably the most recent pic.
Mmmm... maybe, but I doubt it. I saw a set quite awhile back of Bailey in the red wig and about that weight. It was not long after the boob job healed and she put on weight. That particular pose may or may not have been among the set that I saw then. Definitely about the same weight as back then.

If I were guessing--and I am--I would say that this is part of a "hold-out" set--one that Bailey or the photographer or the studio decided not to publish at the time. There are usually several dozen photos shot in a session, and the photos are broken up into sets after the worst shots are culled. I think that shot may just be from one such set that has not been released until now.
I've seen interview vids of her recently, and the extra weight is off. Bailey is slender and looks like she may have taken up a workout routine to keep the weight off and give her figure a more natural look.

Do you live in Northern Europe? Otherwise that isn't very likely :(

Why isn't Bailey Jay a girl? So cute. That damn penis though is a dealbreaker.

No, but I could.
I'll keep a look out for an open couple if I make it over there.
American.

My parents have a similar sort of relationship. I swear the more open it is, the longer people stay together.

True words, user. I personally think that open relationships are pretty much the only way to go long-term.

Because sucking a dick is a lot more interesting experience than licking pussy.

Yep.
I'm even bi, so if I could actually find someone, I'd even go with her on a cute guy.
I'm not even bad looking, so I never understood why it's so hard.

Bailey isn't a girl, because she was born a he. She was a little bit cuter when she was a teenager, but she's still gorgeous--I think so, anyway. I'm definitely not gay, but for Bailey Jay, I could definitely be bi.

I don't understand why can't people admit that they're at least bi if they like shemales/traps. What's wrong with it?

Really because it's my favorite picture of moot

Would you suck Baileys cock and deepthroat her while she cums?

I don't understand why it even matters.
Just follow your dick I say.

Yes, definitely. I've actually toyed around with the idea of seeing a trans escort. Might be an interesting experience.

i drank a bit last night and went snowboarding today, should i drink now too?

I would definitely do it if I were you. Although if you have something important to do tomorrow I might keep it more low key.

They don't want to think of themselves as not "normal". Straight is normal. Bi or gay is not. So if they find Bailey Jay attractive, they jump through mental hoops.

Liking dicks is gay as fuck. But if that's what gets you off, go for it.

I have considered sucking dick, but never actually done it. Feel the same about the experience.

Without a doubt.

just going to work like normal.

What is your full legal name and address?

No reason not to drink at least a little.
I started myself because of op.
Just some beer tho. Work for me tomorrow too.
Gonna get my ass reamed for some shit I did today tomorrow morning, so it makes me feel better.

Well am I somehow weird because I've never been ashamed of admitting it? I mean I've openly talked about my experiences with my high school friends while butt naked in a sauna.

Well just make sure you'll make it to work in the morning. Otherwise it'll become a world of shit.

I'm sorry user, I'm not gonna provide that information. Would you like to have something else?

Post an uncensored picture of your face then you fuck.

Just so you know, you're cool in my book.
Posted my request, and I'd do a bro pound if I could.
Genuinely sound like a guy I could have a beer with.

guess ill have a few vodka cranberrys then

are you drinking to run from your gay thoughts?

Thanks man, that really means a lot. I try to be nice to my brother anons.

I'm sorry I won't be doing that either even though I know you couldn't really do much with it. Feel like asking something else still?

I hope you won't put too much vodka in them because that's like super easy way to ruin a decent drink.

Good on ya
Just don't go overboard.
We all have to be productive members of society in the morning. Or at least try to be.

You're a shitty OP.

Rough day for me, so I appreciate a kind user.
Beer is making me a bit touchy feely though.

I've seen worse.