/bb/ big brother 18

Previous thread: No links to live feeds, they all get taken down and it's like $6 or some shit anyway. Have your parents buy them for, you plebs.

HoH (Head of Household): Paulie
Roadkill: Tiff
Veto: Corey

HoH Nominations: Tiffany and Natalie
Roadkill Nomination: Day

CANNOT BE NOMINATED THIS WEEK: The Tank, Top QT, Reddit (Michelle)

black girls in the house are worst girls. #notracist

Third for my dean

>Tiff OP

good job /tiff/bro

I vote to evict Devin again

>worse than big meech

n-bomb, pls

>there will never be a season with Caleb, Devin, Frank, Ian, and Austin

Hello, how do you win big brother?

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9th for argentina

Eat everything in sight

>Paulie: I've been trying to figure out what types of stuff the ants are attracted to

www.autismspeaks.org

i would have thought nicole would have grown up a little but she seems even more immature and dumber than her last season

damn you fast spencer

I made one for no reason :(

that is racist though

fuck off

Tiff just needs a long hug

Holy shit that dude is cray cray

"black girls" is few letters than "single unemployed mother and Lisa" and that's why I typed it

i wish i could give her one

How is Tiff's mood today?

/tiff/! ASSEMBLE!

>Her real name is Lisa but changed her name to Arabian sounding name.
>gender studies and african history degrees
>70K student loan debt
>fake tits
>yeast infection
>threatens other girls with violence behind their backs
>says chinky eyes
>throws a birthday party in for a stuffed animal
>Laughed when Tiff was crying
>Said she wanted to break Bridgette's ankle
>Threw Bridgette's cookies in the trash several times and brags about it
>Threw a birthday party for an animal, to make Bridgette feel like shit because no one celebrated her birthday, and she even used the cake mix meant for her birthday.
>Reminder that Bridgette made sure Zakiyah's team was invited to the outback, because it was Zakiyah's birthday.
>mean as shit to my waifu

what's wrong with a gender studies degree?

Reminder to ignore the tripfag

Tiff sure needs to shower...

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Don't make me filter you too

>be on the block completely safe
>up against prime target for 80% of the house
>paranoia sets in and try to damage control to ensure your safety
>end up arguing and yelling causing everyone else to reconsider who they want to go home
>you get enough vote and are sent home while the target walks free for another week
>rinse and repeat
Why are they all so dumb? Does CBS specifically look for morons to get on?

>replying

I don't see how James isn't 100% evict Davonne after that Michelle argument. If someone doesn't want you to even talk to someone then that should be an obvious sign that they are holding back information.

Why would anyone want to be aligned with that side of the house? Davonne literally would not leave the room when Tiffany was crying because she wanted to keep her contained and away from Frank. Now Michelle thinks Tiffany needs some sort of harsh punishment for simply trying to stay off the block after they "saved her".

I hate how when one group gains power early on in the season they get all entitled and think everyone is just suppose to throw in the towel and just let them have the season.

Michelle reminds me so much of Christine.

Reminder to filter this trip

Hey everyone, how's it going?

literally nothing

I don't know about that.

>tfw wasn't able to watch the feeds at all today

why are you letting everyone here bully michelle?

Is this actually happening? Black people on big brother are always retarded, at least Devin wasn't a bitch. Still retarded, but based af

Heres your (You)

>fake tits
>yeast infection
I'd like some proof of these

Ian give us a meme!

I'm mad you didn't reply to me last thread when I kept asking you to, even though I kept posting BB14 highlights

other than that, I'm drunk

You aren't Ian

Thanks, I will.

Ian we really need to know, are you a /tiff/bro?

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>implying I should white knight her

She said she had one after the first veto.
She said she had fake tits.

pls post a selfie

Its fair weather friendo.

pretty good, you?

what can you tell us about the DR? did they ever make you say something scripted?

She has pussy cream and her tits dont bounce and shes said theyre fake
Also shes a nigger

IAN IS COMING TO THE LIGHT SIDE

GOD BLESS

TELL HOWIE

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DADDY

does your boy dan know about this place? may he be with us this very moment?

side note when she is with Day she tells her all her nasty shit like period status etc

>Also shes a nigger
cut the racism out. seriously. we don't do that here.

Based

woah, easy there big guy

lets watch the n-bombs

James is only there to have a good time. He doesn't want to win, you're talking about the guy who allied with judas and the skelly twins to spend more time with his bed ridden waifu

Michelle is still top qt3.14 in my book, but I'm not going to get on here and be like "STAHP IT, GUYS!".

lets go ass 2 ass

since when are fake tits a bad thing?

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if you see a post shilling dan's book or youtube channel probably

so it's nicole the next goner?

makes no sense for tiff to put anyone other than nicole since she already nominated corey

Ian you're a /tiff/bro right?

this bridgette/tiff cam is giving me ASMR tingles

Ian you keep disappointing me with your awful taste.

HAVE YOU NOT WATCHED HER EAT AN ENTIRE AFRICAN VILLAGE WORTH OF FOOD IN ONE SITTING???

did anyone in your season ever try to keep contact with willie? if so, howd it go

I noticed today you are 1,300 followers away from 100k on twitter. can you do something fun here when you get to 100k like post a picture of you doing something?

Did you ever have a dick slip on the feeds?

what is you're least favorite Sup Forums meme?

>awful taste.
This is a QT, user.

Ian, did you go on a date with Jessie Kowalski

IAN! I said STOP THAT!

I'm friends with him on facebook. Haven't talked to him on the phone in a little over 2 years.

even at her best she's only a 6/10, and its all going downhill as she puts on weight.

>behind an inch of makeup
>clearly eyeing food and moments away from stuffing her face

yea, but that was 25 pounds ago

and she's probably still in better shape than you LOL

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when was the last time you hung out with brit brit.

You're projecting worse than Michelle right now

have you ever whacked off to tranny porn? i wont judge you

did you see michelle get BTFO by james today?

Ian, why are you going after moochelle when you could have any of the girl anons ITT

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What happened with that asian chick you were with on twitter?

Is she dipping an apple in ranch? Wtf?

frosting

She's a natural beauty.

Obviously she has put on a few LBs. But she is trying to get dem titties to sit right.

How's the teaching going Ian. I've thought about going into teaching, but my anxiety is pretty bad.

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>Corey and Paulie actually hanging out with Tiff

Is the flip happening?

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>low test betas not being into Michelle

faggots.

They just wanna Eiffel Tower that ho in remembrance of all who lost their lives to the assault truck

>She's a natural beauty
You've seen her without make up, right?