Let's play a game bros

Let's play a game bros.

We'll begin once at least 5 Houses are claimed.

MUPDATE: Turn 0
Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Martell, Stark, Targaryen, Tully and Tyrell

Claim Stark

>teleports behind OP

Nothin personnel kid

Claiming Martell.

>Brandon 'The Builder' Stark, Lord of the North and Winterfell and "He who defeated the Others"
>Allies
>NAP

Claim Lannister

>sig inc

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2 more to go

Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Targaryen, Tully and Tyrell

Hey kid.

>Prince Constantine "Conny" Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear and the Sandship
>Allies:
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Prince of Dorne, UUU (1/1)

Claim Targ

>Pussy

>Lord Tytus Lannister, the Regal Lion, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands,
>Allies:

claim baratheon

- hey bro
- hey bro

MUPDATE: Turn 1
Open Houses: Arryn, Greyjoy, Tully and Tyrell

Event: Early Expansion Expedition - All T gains are doubled (whether into claimed, unclaimed or neutral)

Bonus Event: Inhospitable Hosts - All rolls into unclaimed Houses have a penalty of -2 Ts and -1 to sieges

Bonus Event II: So It Begins - The first House to attack another claimed House receives a bonus of +3 Ts

March to surround the Twins
>Brandon 'The Builder' Stark, Lord of the North and Winterfell and "He who defeated the Others"
>Allies
>NAP

Surround Highgarden and Oldtown.

>Prince Constantine "Conny" Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear and the Sandship
>Allies:
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Prince of Dorne (+1 in Dorne), UUU (1/1)

Take Essos because thats what Targs do

>Lord Pussywillow Targaryan, The Horny Lizard
>Bonus: Essos' Daddy, Dragon x1
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace
>Prisoners:

Surround Pyke, spill to Ten Towers

>Lord Tytus Lannister, the Regal Lion, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands,
>Allies:

start annexing Dorne
>Lord Eddard Baratheon, the Bronze Stag, Lord of Storm's End and Dragonstone

5 spills

Lord Lannister-we seem to both have dreams of conquest-perhaps you would be interested in a NAP to ensure our dreams to not clash?
>Brandon 'The Builder' Stark, Lord of the North and Winterfell and "He who defeated the Others"
>Allies
>NAP

Use UUU.

>Prince Constantine "Conny" Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear and the Sandship
>Allies:
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Prince of Dorne (+1 in Dorne), UUU (0/1)

and I screwed that up lel, since Dorne is taken, move instead to take king's landing
>Lord Eddard Baratheon, the Bronze Stag, Lord of Storm's End and Dragonstone

Rest of Iron Islands then surround Riverrun

Sounds delightful. Let's sign a treaty.

>Lord Tytus Lannister, the Regal Lion, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands,
>Allies:
>NAP: Stark

Uh... OP? Can I retract this?

>Prince Constantine "Conny" Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear and the Sandship
>Allies:
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Prince of Dorne (+1 in Dorne), UUU (0/1)

I didnt see that dorne was claimed, I wont march on your lands

MUPDATE: Turn 2
Open Houses: Arryn, Greyjoy, Tully and Tyrell

Event: Inhospitable Hosts - All rolls into unclaimed Houses have a penalty of -2 Ts and -1 to sieges

Continue into Tully lands
>Brandon 'The Builder' Stark, Lord of the North and Winterfell and "He who defeated the Others"
>Allies
>NAP

More Essos because I'm just a train, rolling down the tracks. I can only go where dey takin me

>Lord Pussywillow Targaryan, The Horny Lizard
>Bonus: Essos' Daddy, Dragon x1
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
>Prisoners:

Siege Pyke

>Lord Tytus Lannister, the Regal Lion, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands,
>Allies:
>NAP: Stark,

This isn't going to happen again, Lord Baratheon. I used my secret guerrilla in order to stop you.

>Prince Constantine "Conny" Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear and the Sandship
>Allies:
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Prince of Dorne (+1 in Dorne), UUU (0/1)

move north to surround KL
I didn't see you were claimed, I'll leave you alone
>Lord Eddard Baratheon, the Bronze Stag, Lord of Storm's End and Dragonstone

Only one guerrilla? Is he of house Goodmen, perchance?

>Lord Pussywillow Targaryan, The Horny Lizard
>Bonus: Essos' Daddy, Dragon x1
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
>Prisoners:

We should sign a NAP in order to be sure.

I'm not going to give away my secret that easily.


>Prince Constantine "Conny" Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear and the Sandship
>Allies:
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Prince of Dorne (+1 in Dorne), UUU (0/1)

MUPDATE: Turn 3
Open Houses: Arryn, Greyjoy, Tully and Tyrell

Event: Inhospitable Hosts - All rolls into unclaimed Houses have a penalty of -2 Ts and -1 to sieges

Siege Highgarden.

>Prince Constantine "Conny" Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear and the Sandship
>Allies:
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Prince of Dorne (+1 in Dorne), UUU (0/1)

Siege Pyke

>Lord Tytus Lannister, the Regal Lion, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands,
>Allies:
>NAP: Stark,

March to Surround the Twins
>Brandon 'The Builder' Stark, Lord of the North and Winterfell and "He who defeated the Others"
>Allies
>NAP

I'd be up for that
more land around KL
>Lord Eddard Baratheon, the Bronze Stag, Lord of Storm's End and Dragonstone

Take more Essos, because I'm just another cog in the machine, man

>Lord Pussywillow Targaryan, The Horny Lizard
>Bonus: Essos' Daddy, Dragon x1
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
>Prisoners:

MUPDATE: Turn 4
Open Houses: Arryn, Greyjoy, Tully and Tyrell

Event: Inhospitable Hosts - All rolls into unclaimed Houses have a penalty of -2 Ts and -1 to sieges

Bro let me take Riverrun and the t directly above it and the rest of Tully lands are yours.

>Lord Tytus Lannister, the Regal Lion, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands,
>Allies:
>NAP: Stark,

SIEGE REICHGARDEN

>Prince Constantine "Conny" Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear and the Sandship
>Allies:
>NAPs: House Baratheon
>Bonus: Prince of Dorne (+1 in Dorne), UUU (0/1)

Siege Ten Towers

>Lord Tytus Lannister, the Regal Lion, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands,
>Allies:
>NAP: Stark,

you can have stoney sept also if you agree to an alliance
>Brandon 'The Builder' Stark, Lord of the North and Winterfell and "He who defeated the Others"
>Allies
>NAP: Lannister

finish off taking the neutral land south of the fingers, then start to seige KL
>Lord Eddard Baratheon, the Bronze Stag, Lord of Storm's End and Dragonstone, NAP with Dorne

Claim Tully
Tully>out from strongholds into Stark in the riverlands
>Fred Tully

Take more Essos because my destiny was written long ago

>Lord Pussywillow Targaryan, The Horny Lizard
>Bonus: Essos' Daddy, Dragon x1
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
>Prisoners:

Take Tully land to the left of the Twins-spills to the 4 territories around Harrenhal
>Brandon 'The Builder' Stark, Lord of the North and Winterfell and "He who defeated the Others"
>Allies
>NAP: Lannister

Sounds good to me.

>Lord Tytus Lannister, the Regal Lion, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands,
>Allies: Stark,
>NAP:

WiC
>Brandon 'The Builder' Stark, Lord of the North and Winterfell and "He who defeated the Others"
>Allies
>NAP: Lannister

MUPDATE: Turn 5
Open Houses: Arryn, Greyjoy and Tyrell

S-Siege Highgarden.

>Prince Constantine "Conny" Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear and the Sandship
>Allies:
>NAPs: House Baratheon
>Bonus: Prince of Dorne (+1 in Dorne), UUU (0/1)

siege the Twins
>Brandon 'The Builder' Stark, Lord of the North and Winterfell and "He who defeated the Others"
>Allies
>NAP: Lannister

Siege Braavos

>Lord Pussywillow Targaryan, The Horny Lizard
>Bonus: Essos' Daddy, Dragon x1
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
>Prisoners:

kek
>Fred Tully
out trom twins and HH into stark

Siege Ten Towers

>Lord Tytus Lannister, the Regal Lion, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands,
>Allies: Stark,
>NAP:

march through tully land so I can start working on grabbing the fingers
>Lord Eddard Baratheon, the Bronze Stag, Lord of Storm's End and Dragonstone, NAP with Dorne

MUPDATE: Turn 6
Open Houses: Arryn and Tyrell

SIEGE HIGHGARDEN

>Prince Constantine "Conny" Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear and the Sandship
>Allies:
>NAPs: House Baratheon
>Bonus: Prince of Dorne (+1 in Dorne), UUU (0/1)

Surround the Twins
>Brandon 'The Builder' Stark, Lord of the North and Winterfell and "He who defeated the Others"
>Allies
>NAP: Lannister

Kindly ask the residents of Braavos to suck a dick and allow me to siege them

>Lord Pussywillow Targaryan, The Horny Lizard
>Bonus: Essos' Daddy, Dragon x1
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
>Prisoners:

take more tully land so my borders are pretty
>Lord Eddard Baratheon, the Bronze Stag, Lord of Storm's End and Dragonstone, NAP with Dorne

Take Old Oak, Bitterbridge, and that t in between them. Spill to the Shields.

>Lord Tytus Lannister, the Regal Lion, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands,
>Allies: Stark,
>NAP:

Push out from the Twins and HH into Stark
>Fred Tully

MUPDATE: Turn 7
Open Houses: Arryn and Tyrell

Siege Highgarden.

>Prince Constantine "Conny" Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear and the Sandship
>Allies:
>NAPs: House Baratheon
>Bonus: Prince of Dorne (+1 in Dorne), UUU (0/1)

Siege the Twins
>Brandon 'The Builder' Stark, Lord of the North and Winterfell and "He who defeated the Others"
>Allies
>NAP: Lannister

Siege Braavos, offer sexual favors

>Lord Pussywillow Targaryan, The Horny Lizard
>Bonus: Essos' Daddy, Dragon x1
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
>Prisoners:

Push out from the Twins and HH into Stark
>Fred Tully
>Allies:
>NAP
>Bonus: F,D,H

The food of the Reach is finally on my hands.

>Prince Constantine "Conny" Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear and the Sandship
>Allies:
>NAPs: House Baratheon
>Bonus: Prince of Dorne (+1 in Dorne), UUU (0/1), Bountiful Harvest

start conquering Arryn
>Lord Eddard Baratheon, the Bronze Stag, Lord of Storm's End and Dragonstone, NAP with Dorne

Push east from Old Oak to take Bitterbridge, spill to take the Shields then the Arbor

>Lord Tytus Lannister, the Regal Lion, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands,
>Allies: Stark,
>NAP:

MUPDATE: Turn 8
Open Houses: Arryn and Tyrell

Siege Oldtown.

>Prince Constantine "Conny" Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear and the Sandship
>Allies:
>NAPs: House Baratheon
>Bonus: Prince of Dorne (+1 in Dorne), UUU (0/1), Bountiful Harvest

Siege the Twins
>Brandon 'The Builder' Stark, Lord of the North and Winterfell and "He who defeated the Others"
>Allies
>NAP: Lannister

Make for the Eyrie

>Lord Pussywillow Targaryan, The Horny Lizard
>Bonus: Essos' Daddy, Dragon x1
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
>Prisoners:

take more Arryn land
>Lord Eddard Baratheon, the Bronze Stag, Lord of Storm's End and Dragonstone, NAP with Dorne

Push out from the Twins and HH into Stark
>Fred Tully
>Allies:
>NAP
>Bonus: F,D,H

Fortify the Arbor

>Lord Tytus Lannister, the Regal Lion, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands,
>Allies: Stark,
>NAP:

I claim Arryn!
Arryn > Push from Eyrie; reclaim the Vale!

>Lady Ash Arryn

Lord Stark, we can forgive your transgresses against us if you but marry your oldest son to our daughter and retreat from our lands.
>Fred Tully
>Allies:
>NAP
>Bonus: F,D,H

I love you.

so be it, cede all lands in the Riverlands to the Tully's
>Brandon 'The Builder' Stark, Lord of the North and Winterfell and "He who defeated the Others"
>Allies Lannister and Tully
>NAP:

Cede all my lands in the Vale back to Arryn

>Lord Pussywillow Targaryan, The Horny Lizard
>Bonus: Essos' Daddy, Dragon x1
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
>Prisoners:

Let it be know that House Tully and Stark are bound by marriage (my bonus) and allied.
>Fred Tully
>Allies: Stark
>NAP
>Bonus: F,D,H +1T (Stark)

MUPDATE: Turn 9
Open Houses: Tyrell

>NEXT MUP WILL BE DELAYED

Siege Oldtown.

>Prince Constantine "Conny" Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear and the Sandship
>Allies:
>NAPs: House Baratheon
>Bonus: Prince of Dorne (+1 in Dorne), UUU (0/1), Bountiful Harvest

What are your intentions in Westeros, Valyrian?

>Prince Constantine "Conny" Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear and the Sandship
>Allies:
>NAPs: House Baratheon
>Bonus: Prince of Dorne (+1 in Dorne), UUU (0/1), Bountiful Harvest

Fortify White Harbor
>Brandon 'The Builder' Stark, Lord of the North and Winterfell and "He who defeated the Others"
>Allies Lannister and Tully
>NAP:

siege KL
we should like unite our houses
>Lord Eddard Baratheon, the Bronze Stag, Lord of Storm's End and Dragonstone, NAP with Dorne

Siege Braavos

>Lord Pussywillow Targaryan, The Horny Lizard
>Bonus: Essos' Daddy, Dragon x1
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
>Prisoners:

Fortify Ashemark

>Lord Tytus Lannister, the Regal Lion, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands,
>Allies: Stark,
>NAP:

Westeros? Nothing now.

I've got a Braavos to siege

>Lord Pussywillow Targaryan, The Horny Lizard
>Bonus: Essos' Daddy, Dragon x1
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
>Prisoners:

Arryn > Fortify The Bloody Gate

>Lady Ash Arryn

notice this cede and fortify SG
>Fred Tully
>Allies: Stark
>NAP
>Bonus: F,D,H +1T (Stark)

You're willing to sit on the Iron Throne, aren't you? You should know that the Rhoynar are unbowed, unbent and unbroken.

>Prince Constantine "Conny" Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear and the Sandship
>Allies:
>NAPs: House Baratheon
>Bonus: Prince of Dorne (+1 in Dorne), UUU (0/1), Bountiful Harvest

Well... since you and my friend Stark have allied I suppose I should offer you an alliance as well. What do you say?

>Lord Tytus Lannister, the Regal Lion, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands,
>Allies: Stark,
>NAP:

Updating one round since OP had to help someone shovel snow.

MUPDATE: Turn 10
Open Houses: Tyrell

do you want to unite our houses to counter the possible triple alliance between the Starks, Tullys, and Lannisters?
siege KL
>Lord Eddard Baratheon, the Bronze Stag, Lord of Storm's End and Dragonstone, NAP with Dorne

Siege Braavos because FUCK BRAAVOS

>Lord Pussywillow Targaryan, The Horny Lizard
>Bonus: Essos' Daddy, Dragon x1
>Allies:
>Non-Alliance Peace:
>Prisoners:

Fortify Prince's Pass.

>Prince Constantine "Conny" Martell, Prince of Dorne, Lord of Sunspear and the Sandship
>Allies:
>NAPs: House Baratheon
>Bonus: Prince of Dorne (+1 in Dorne), UUU (0/1), Bountiful Harvest