What's the most cringe worthy thing you've seen happen in real life?

What's the most cringe worthy thing you've seen happen in real life?
I saw a woman yelling at her boyfriend at a bar once she was drunk and flirting with another guy and when he was pulling her away she was yelling out how he couldn't sexually satisfy her. It was bad even the guy she was flirting with felt bad for her bf and was all like "she's drunk bro" I felt bad and could tell the guy was really hurt so there was some truth to it

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Went to an anime convention.

That is all.

A kid with aspergers on my work crew slowly developing a crush on another member, and showing it to her in the cringiest of fucking ways. She takes it pretty well, but oh my god, I don't know how.

Everyone was dressed stupid I assume? Like. Room full of guys in the picture here?

What does he do? And it's very cool of her to let him down easy.

I once saw a fat weeaboo at a local mall. He was wearing a trenchcoat and had a wooden training sword slung over his shoulder. He looked like he was at least 25-27 years old, probably older, which was the most disturbing thing about it. I thought they kept that kind of faggotry to their bedrooms and various nerd cons, but apparently he was feeling adventurous that day. Unsurprisingly, he then walked into one of those shops that sells all that Warhammer shit.

Every now and again I'll see a morbidly obese customer walk into my supermarket. Naturally he has thinning hair underneath his fedora and a rat-tail. Nothing TOO bad but yeah.

Yeah she's chill as fuck. Shit like say "hey (crush)! I uh... I wanted to tell you something!"

Crush: "yes (aspie)? What is it :)"

Aspie: "i really, uh... I was thinking about you last night.. and you just... You just make me feel good... Hey, do you uh... Do you want to go watch videos on how to make your own computer?"

Crush: "Sure (aspie)!!! I'd be happy to continue that."

She's legit so nice to him. Pretty sure it consistently makes his day.

Mfw pity love is beautiful.

Me again, edit here, it's hard to describe how it's cringy- it's his mannerisms. If you've ever met an aspie, you know what I mean. Maybe.

Saw this dude on the train on my way to work playing Pokemon Go he looked to be I'd say 20 btw he was Asian.

Have met aspies, I know what you're talking about.

really spooky

>i really, uh... I was thinking about you last night.. and you just... You just make me feel good... Hey, do you uh... Do you want to go watch videos on how to make your own computer?
That guy is just too smooth.

my goodness some people's households (bucket next to couch)

We can read what he says. Trust me, it's cringy enough.

>Looked 20
>Asian
Probably at least 30. Only loser Asians that can't make it in Asia move to Western countries.

This guy is happier than any of us will ever be, it must be fun being retarted or insane

He must get his power from the space heater.

I see a guy at work almost every day who has worn a fedora/trenchcoat every day for well over a year. One of my female friends who usually goes through men every other month started dating him maybe 2 weeks ago and when i found out i seriously asked her "jesus christ why would you do that"

What the hell is he even trying to be? He looks like Marsupilami joined a metal band.

i mean WTF. no intervention why?

>it must be fun being retarted or insane
he could be one of us

>This guy is happier than any of us will ever be
Speak for yourself; I sincerely doubt it.

The fucking filename.

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i've seen a few kids (one was in late teens? other was college aged) with furry tails sticking out of their pants. they weren't doing anything cringy (playing basketball or talking with friends) but i still didn't really understand the need to wear it out in public

Springtrap from FNAF it looks like

>be me idk how many years ago
>be 15
>larping with sticks and shit in backyard
>car suddenly crashes through gate surrounding yard made of wood
>almost die
>she saw
>bystanders saw
I think somebody took a picture too

>kid in my school used to naruto run with his arms behind his back to the lunch line every day
>everyone would bully this kid since he acted like a huge faggot
>would constantly practice his hand signs for his ninja justsu
>would read manga during class and try and speak japanese
>wore a hidden leaf headband for a few months before someone stole it from him
>one day during PE he got into a confrontation with a large kid named Sergei
>Sergei shoved naruto so hard that he lost balance and went tumbling
>everyone giggled while he stood up with a bright red face
>being a master of genjutsu and ninjutsu he wasn't about to let this shit slide
>he started to scream while making handsigns as quick as he could for a good 20 seconds before doing a flying kick aimed at Sergeis chest
>mfw he barely had to move away to dodge the blow
>mfw he landed on the asphalt scraping his elbow and started crying
>mfw sergei mounted him and got 4 good blows into his face before campus security came
>mfw still jack off to his sobs

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Woah there... Uh, to each his own I guess.

Tough, but fair.

Why would you though? Nevermind all the usual not wanting to look like a fag shit, just the sheer lack of practicality in that photo. The ridiculous heat that person must be feeling under there, not to metion they probably can't piss or shit while wearing it unless they want to do it inside the suit. So you'd be wearing an overly hot outfit that you're pouring sweat, piss and shit into. So bad.

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Yeaaaah, I don't think so. Happier than you maybe, but me.... Nope

Oh sweet Jesus, I just noticed the feet. This is the scariest shit I've ever seen.

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same girl

she also drew herself with the brave little toaster characters

So What you trying to fuck her or something

Had to go to the same venue as an anime convention. Two things being held in the same location.
Cringed pretty much the entire time I was there.
Almost died of laughter and embarrassment in equal measure.
Though the cringiest part was a hand-drawn "brony-con" banner that was slapped over a table manned by two mentally defunct retards. One hugely overweight and about 30, the other a skinny as fuck teenager with severe acne, greasy hair and a "my mum dressed me today" sense of fashion.
No one even went near them.

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Oh boy, where do I begin;
>Worked for the company that owns the game Habbo Hotel
>Part of this role included me attending the underage festival in about 2007/8 and also attending "meet the manager" in which Habbo users could meet the staff in person at our London office.
I've seen some shit, dear Anons.

First off, the underage festival;
>Me and my co-worker who I'll call L are hanging around the main tent at the festival.
>Handing out leaflets with little codes on them that give users in-game furniture and stuff.
>Steady away, day is going fine, weather is nice, some shitty pop-rock band are playing in the tent.
>Wild kid comes out of fucking nowhere. Looks about 14/15, his mom is with him.
>"ARE YOU (USERNAME)?"
>I look to L with fear in my eyes, pleading him to stay with me.
>"user, C needs me, I better go and sort it, you hand out the rest of these, yeah?"
>Pats me on the shoulder, winks at me and blows a kiss as he walks away.
>I'll get you for this, you cunt.
>Best public relations mode engaged.
"Yeah! That's me! Just call me user though. What can I do for you?"
>His mom smiles at me.
>"UNBAN ME"
>See her expression fucking instantly darken.
>Oh another unban request, no biggy, had a million of those today.
>"LOOK (USERNAME), I NEED UNBANNING NOW"
1/2(?)

someone's jealous

No, you fucking nitwit

Well, what was her response?

I see this faggot every single day. Everything he does is cringe

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hot

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Interested

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Her response was literally "he's not as bad as you'd think"

>UNBAN ME
lol

30 seconds in

youtube.com/watch?v=niOqJLPRSQ4

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hehehehehe

I think I'm in love user, thank you for showing her to me

Well basically anyone talking to a baby like they found something really rare and are suddenly turned into an histerical baby themselves

But what comes to mind is:
>did you know that you have more chances of getting hit in the head by a meteor than winning the lottery?
>(sister) Really? Fuck, I'm never playing the lottery again

this is the cringiest thing ive ever seen or heard of it my life
youtu.be/G_XUgx5NAjs

I went to one and it made me think: Do weeaboos know what a shower is? The smell was atrocious

what the actual fuck just happened?

Ay caravan

>not as bad
Lmao even she knows he's pretty fuckin bad. Gotta be some kind of whore to be with that shit

No problem. Enjoy jerking off.

top kek desu

My cousin got me and my half sister fedoras to wear at the mall I convinced him not to wear his trench coat and I "forgot" my hat in the car. I left a link to a fedora cringe video on his computer tho

meteors are usually worth their weight in gold.

seriously tho, she is kind of pretty

Even as a cringe, it's still a girl and some guy out there is more than willing to bang her and marry her and find her sonic obsession to be quirky

Guy in the same boat has no chance for any of that. Feminism is absolute horse shit

Not the guy you replied to, but are you sure? You seem to have a bit of a thing going here.

>>be me idk how many years ago
>>be 15
>not knowing his current age

Good luck out there user

>she saw
she who? Lost

I'm actually laughing at how fucking retarded that ended for her

>here we go
"Sorry! I can't handle that, it's not my department, I work in community, but if you open a ticket with support I can put in a word for you if you leave me your userna-"
>*AUTSTIC SCREECHING*
>"NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!! MOM!!!"
>I actually almost fucking shit myself, it was so fucking loud.
>His dear, sweet, mother just gives me an apologetic look while trying to talk her son down, tells him to stop making a scene and apologise.
>"I'M FUCKING SICK OF THIIIIIIS ARRRGHHHHH! YOU'RE JUST LIKE THEM!"
>Starts stamping his feet and jumping up and down, shoves his mom away from him and everything.
>His mom is crying at this point
>He obviously does this shit a lot
>I put my hands up in mock defense and try to apologise
>Starts making an even bigger scene to the point where other kids start gathering to watch the fucking spectacular performance he is putting on.
2/?

>tfw you still do the Goukakyuu no jutsu hand signs like a complete asstard once in a while
>tfw you're actually proud that you're one of the fastest doing it
Kill me

>.
MOAR

She's a bit of a whore yea. Only 22 and has a son the whole time i've known her she's never had a boyfriend for more than 4 months without cheating on them which is the reason why i've never wanted to date her. I should feel bad because his grandfather AND aunt work with us so when she eventually does leave him it's going to be a shitshow. Part of me wants to warn him but i'm sitting at about 80% "fuck it it'll be fun to watch"

>In London
>MOM
This kid came all the way from North America?

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Can someone screen cap the whole thing when it's done? I'm loving this shit

Maor

I didn't feel like uploaded every photo of her, that is why I linked her Deviant art.

uploading*

Fuck yea it'll be great to watch. Just let shit unfold and laugh away. Work will be a joy to go to

Not sure if you're jealous about the whole thing or not, but if it makes you feel any better there's a good chance he's in way over his head.

keep going faggot

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Keep it coming. This is good stuff.

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Yeah but you've gone to some length to make a point is all.

Thats not feminism dumbass. That's just how shit works.

Second this.

warhammer isn't shit but the image of that guy walking around a mall with a bokken and trenchcoat is hilarious

People voting for Donald Trump unironically.

Hillary should have won.

>as a woman who fights for feminism
>shouldn't have to wash our vaginas
This bitch is as stupid as those cows that dressed up like actual cunts to go to the women's marches

lost

>One kid in the crowd who I will call Habbro steps forward and tells him to calm down, and that I'm trying my best to help him.
>Habbro is obviously a Habbo nerd and tries to explain the logic in why I can't help him.
>Foolish Habbro, you've only done more damage. Logic doesn't apply to potatoes.
>Autist kid is shaking with rage.
"Look guys, how about I get some more credit codes for you all, and we can go back to the party, huh? Sound good?"
>Audible "yay's" from the other kids, autist kid turns around and begins to walk away with his mom, I hand her a few leaflets with codes on for the kid, she thanks me.
>thought that this was the end of it, I begin to escort the other kids back to the tent so they can have fun and shit.
>I thought wrong.
>So very, very fucking wrong.
3/?

>>>>

You'd be being drafted to fight Hillary's political theater war with Russia right now if she'd won, you little shit.

just keep going stupid faggot, what are you fucking autistic ?