name something that is long, hard, and enjoyed by women..
Name something that is long, hard, and enjoyed by women
Thomas Fisher
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Wyatt Price
Sub sandwiches! No wait those aren't hard.
Popsicles!
Jacob Nelson
a big fat cock, steve
Grayson Watson
MY COCK
Ian Adams
pregnancy
Xavier Hall
Not 's dick.
Jaxon Morgan
...
Landon Bell
A stripper pole.
I love dancing on mine for my bf =p
Dylan Wright
The Smith family playing against... the Negro family!
Adrian Murphy
>something a woman does with her fingers when she's by herself
Benjamin Campbell
Text her black bull
Austin Barnes
S H A N G H A I
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Matthew Carter
Name something that gets harder when you rub it.
Brayden Powell
Knitting. I mean it's so obvious.
Jeremiah Foster
click 'buy'
Mason Myers
STIMULATE HER CLITORIS, STEVE
Matthew Cruz
Dough
Alexander Roberts
Progressively difficult mobile games
Cooper Mitchell
If she knows what's good for her, dinner
Jose Mitchell
its only been like 2 minutes but fuck it
underrated post
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Owen James
Name something you might find inside your wife when you came home early from work on Saturday.
Adrian Jones
A lot of wine because she never leaves the house
Brandon Murphy
a type of person you would not want your daughter to bring home
Ayden Richardson
The knife I left behind before going to work that morning
Oliver Kelly
A nigger, Steve
Jacob Turner
all the fucking food that i pay for
Adrian Lewis
Potential witnesses
Asher Brown
Name a reason a black person might be in a tree
Chase King
...
Nolan Martinez
The boss's son. Can you imagine what might happen if he says bad things about us to his father?
Julian Rivera
My wife's son's cock
Josiah Garcia
Rescuing a cat
Connor Foster
BECAUSE I HANGED HIS DARK NIGGER ASS, STEVE
Parker Perry
Someone who posts on Sup Forums
John Collins
That's a good one. Steve, I'd like to change my answer.
Carson Gutierrez
>tfw i had anal sex with my drunk mom when i was 14
it was a horrible experience and i want to die when i think about it
im sorry i had to tell someone and this was my chance
Gabriel Bailey
An increased water level
Henry Jenkins
looking for bananas
Jackson Walker
That sounds awful, user. Although i do enjoy my fare share of incest porn, i imagine the real thing would only be traumatizing
Hudson Bennett
...
Leo Perez
Running from cops
Noah Thomas
They could just be rednecks
Robert Moore
We all have secrets, the best part about them is no cares that you told the truth here so there's no consequence to it.
Parker White
did either of you cum?
Wyatt Scott
Does your mom have big tits?
Elijah Sanchez
Name something you'd like to put in a young girls mouth.
Tyler Ramirez
thanks
we both did
no, just a big ass
Nathan Ward
A sock so she can shut up about her "girl problems"
Isaac Jones
...
Jeremiah Perez
Does he actually say stupid shit like that? I've only heard how he's religious and women are retarded or something
Michael Taylor
your 12 inch alabama python, steve.
Nathan Young
I always look forward to the crude obvious answers in these threads just to see the Steve Harvey macros
Zachary Stewart
A LOLLIPOP, STEVE
A BIG, FAT, RED, LOLLIPOP
Colton Price
Jack Gutierrez
Candy
And by that I mean actual candy
Sebastian Kelly
>we both did
Sure user. Sure
John Gutierrez
would you cum in your mom?
Joseph Myers
i know because we did it more than once
John Sullivan
That's not a very big python
Easton Cruz
you'd love the show then user
Cooper Jackson
i can't host this show no mo
Wyatt Wright
NAME SOMETHING YOU MIGHT FIND ON YOUR SON'S COMPUTER
Evan Martinez
My twelve inch... alabama python... oh lawdy.
Lets see if Steve Harvey's python is on the board
*bing*
Hunter Perry
A screen capture of the movie American Psycho
Adrian Mitchell
FART PORN
Luke Perez
UHHH A FILE
Ian Nelson
...
Carson Russell
[footage of steve shaking his head and mumbling how america as a country is going to hell and he doesn't want to do this job no mo]
Jeremiah Myers
Frogs
Carson Morris
protein stains
Julian Campbell
Name something starting with a P you might find between a mans legs.
Robert Gomez
A pony
James Hernandez
I DUN WAN DO DIS SHOW NO MOE
Jordan Diaz
A pussy
provided that the person identifies as a man
Jaxon Nguyen
I dont think so, al
Levi Reed
Steve harvey pictures
Evan Rodriguez
I watch the show when I'm bored at home sometimes
Brody Sanders
Pie
Benjamin Mitchell
Patrick Stewart
Landon Walker
Name something that gets harder when you pull on it.
Juan Nelson
...
Liam King
Life
Grayson Jackson
NAME AN EVENT YOU WOULD WEAR HOODED ROBES TO
Zachary Mitchell
CHINAMAN FINGERTRAP STEVE
Gavin Harris
The strings of fate
Dominic Lee
a noose, nigger
Andrew Cooper
Divorce
Jace White
MY NIPPLES STEVE
Noah Harris
A mans penis, steve. And to a lesser extent, a womans clitoris. FUCK
Carter Sanchez
KKK bi-annual group spa day
Cooper Wood
YOU CAN'T SAY DAT ON TEE VEE
Joshua Nelson
A golf cup
Ryan Thompson
A satanic ritual
Henry Rivera
Oh. I'm sorry folks, it seems that I read the wrong card.
I was supposed to read "Name me a hole that you want to fill".
My apology
Jack Foster
my grave
Noah Morales
It's ok, Steve.
My answer is the one in my heart
Adam Gonzalez
The one in my life
Nathan Johnson
lol your mom raped you
John Bennett
Pee
Gabriel Phillips
Why anal?