How do i get a gf b?

how do i get a gf b?

bump for interest

b-but you can't desu~

>asking Sup Forums for relationship advice
>being this retarded

can I even talk to one?

there are dozens of us! dozens!

>woman
>b

Welcome to Sup Forums are you enjoying your first day?

Be yourself and don't ask for sex on the first date.
Dubs or higher say you take my advice, nigger.

>be yourself
I'm not so sure that'd work
>don't ask forsex on the first date
>OP getting a date

Try eating pussy, chicks love guys that eat pussy

>talk
KEK

Checkem'd

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Just be cassual and dont be pussy

where do I even find women? they never come into my room and my classes are male-only since women can't into math

It doesn't live up to the hype my friend. I could have any girl in the world but she will never be as good as 2D girlfriend.

can you recommend a 2d gf ?

Dont expect them to come to you OP
1. Spark up a conversation
2. Ask her her out if goes well
3. ?????
4. Profit

be confident

but talk about what? and what if they think I'm a criminal sparking a random convo?

and that way how do I know we are even compatible? maybe get her name and check her facebook before?

>maybe get her name and check her facebook before?
nah

Why the hell would you want to do that?

You have to come up with something somewhat relevant first

The whole point of a conversation is to see if their a cuck or not
Come up with a topic you like and start talking
They are women so treat them kindly not cuckly

to get marry and have little mes, i dunno

Sup Forums is becoming unfulfiling and I dunno where to download superior waifus

but I only like shit women hate, like nerd stuff (not bazinga nerd, roots nerd), politics and war and shit

Do you think "Hey babe who you think gon win the batlte of alBab" will work?

"Be yourself" doesn't work for me :(

It's tough man, and it's not your fault. The problem is that you have more personality than most women out there. Most women are devoid of personality and have no interest in immaterial things. You just have to keep it simple and tell her what you want.

just start off by asking her name then say something like "So you into -insert personal like-?"
Saying babe is cringy retarded

rip my dude

Kek has spoken

I follow thot tho OwO
I had some ideas, tell me what you think:
>raining a lot lately huh?
>excuse me, what time is it?

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Are you tall? Shit is easier when you're tall.

Relatively. Not buff tho

i think being funny and nice are good attributes

this. OP you need to make girls laugh. It's not hard because it's biologically impossible for them to tell good jokes, so they don't have anything to counter your jokes with.

I can do that. Is it better to be ironic, goofy, fat-guy funny or what?

Everone has different tastes. Do some research user, dont just ask the virgins in this place. Google is your friend. Its late gnite

Never be fat guy funny

Fuck
Ok. I heard this roosh guy knows a lot, I'll watch his vids

Btw is it really worth it to travel to asia to get a gf?

And has anyone tried those russian-wife-in-24-h sites?

Go to the gym virgin boy

>Btw is it really worth it to travel to asia to get a gf?
That sounds like a terrible idea.

Uh, I'm actually 27 so I'm not a boy

Not s dangerous places in the jungle. Like SK and shit. Maybe Chyna