Sup Forums anons write and direct the Sup Forums movie

>Sup Forums anons write and direct the Sup Forums movie.

What would you do?

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>movie starts
>everyone is having a good time
>mods ban the entire cast and crew
>movie ends

Up vote it on reddit

Social Network but with moot instead of Zuck

The board-tans get a full animated movie

starts off in a bar type setting at night where the protagonist is drinking and sharing a conversation with a stranger about something like politics. the protagonist is bored as usual, as he has been coming to this bar for a long time and finds its usual patrons to be very boring themselves. the conversation starts to turn south when the protagonist shares some off-color views and starts making politically incorrect jokes a little too candidly out of frustration and other people in the bar start to get involved until a small uproar has developed. Several female patrons in particular remark how mean spirited he seems. the protagonist begins to have a hard time getting a word in edge-wise and appears to be losing the argument when suddenly another man emerges who is even more politcally incorrect and crass and starts going off on various patrons among those debating the protagonist, who now begin arguing with the new man. The patrons become incredibly upset by this new mans offensive remarks as they continue to argue and eventully the bar owner tells all of them to cease arguing altogether, citing the bar's policy of civility. the protagonist decides to go home for the night but the man that had come to his rescue catches up with him outside and convinces the protagonist to follow him to another location wheres he supposedly spends his nights and where he promises the protagonist he will feel more welcome. He leads the protagonist to a shady looking part of town where they arrive at a large gray building that is featureless save for a small white door that serves as the entrance with a lamp centered above it and angled downward illuminating it. Next to the door is a small porcelain sign displaying the Sup Forums clover emblem with a yotsuba theme colored gradient background.

>title sequence starts with words appearing on a white screen
>thousands of words repeated all over the screen like "faggots, faggots", "mods, mods", "kek, kek", "kill yourself, kill yourself"
>slow zoom out and a 180° pan on moot typing away on some old computer.

wew lad

It already exists.

Jesse Eisenberg as Moot

But who could play Hiroshima-san?

occasional reminder Sup Forums made a movie
youtube.com/watch?v=qnI7J7A-WMQ

im seeing it

John Cho.

Cast 0 women, niggers, sandmonkeys and spics.

What would the story even be about?

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

OP: youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
ED1: youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
ED2: youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo
PV: youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
EP 1: youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
EP 13: youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic

JESSICA CHASTAIN

LIZ HURLEY

KATE BECKINSALE

EVA GREEN

AND

EMILY BLUNT

LEZ IT OUT

ON THE GODDAMN OCTAGON

NO HOLDS BARRED BATTLE ROYALE SUMMERSLAM

BLOOD

TEARS

SEXY, SEXY SWEAT

SUMMER 2017

A Christopher Nolan joint

FINDS

Holy shit, I really can't escape this, can't I?

Jackie (4)Chan

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/

name?

>movie takes place at utah
>a young man is bullied by a group of football players (the big guys for u)
>that young man is mot

A CIA agent falls in love with Bane.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the big guy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he engages in banter with the masked terrorist and asks what happens if he takes off his mask, he says it would be very painful. The CIA agent says he's a big guy, then the big guy answers, "FOR YOU."

Confused by these turn of events, the CIA agent investigates and finds out that the man he called is not the same man he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the big guy's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PAIN.

So the inside of the building would be several different rooms with signs that indicate the topic of discussion?

>protagonist goes to a room titled "video games"
>tries to start talking about games
>gets beat up

How new are you?
youtube.com/watch?v=o3jR_9oW3Lk

>What if you find yourself in an airplane about to crash only seconds away from breathing your last breath, and knowing that the amount of cunnyposting you did gets you to hell
>you close your eyes and wait for the inevitable, you expect endless flames, limitless pain
>you open your eyes, you only see darkness, you see nothing
>you hear heavy breathing around you, but you are alone
>you feel vibrations moving, but you are completely still.
>Then your senses starts coming back, what you thought as pitch black darkness turns out to be a bag over your head
>Then the vibrations turn to a halt, you realize you we're in a vehicle all along,and and it stopped, a man grabbed you by the arm and took you away and lead you somewhere you dont know, somewhere unknown.
>You stand completely still, not knowing what is about to happen
>You then hear a voice saying "Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA"
>you say to yourself "Holy fucking shit, it cant be!"
>Hell is fucking Sup Forums manifest, Your eyes filled with joy, your heart beats in excitement.
>"Uh.. you dont get to bring friends", you smile for a reason you cannot comprehend, you think to yourself, "Hell isn't that bad"
>so you start to play along, with each and every scene
>you participated in it
>you laughed at every line, every exchange, every dialogue
>The scene eventually reached the part where Bane hijacked the plane
>CIA and his men are dead
>You notice Bane looking at you, and you dont know why
>Then to your horror you realize that you are Little Brother
>Bane is hanging by the rope looking down at you
>He's waiting for your line
>knowing this scene by heart, you say to him nervously, tears in eyes
"Have we started the fire?"
>As expected, Bane says "The fire rises!"
>in a blink of an eye, Bane is gone, the plane you're in is falling
>you close your eyes
>What if you find yourself in an airplane about to crash only seconds away from breathing your last breath, and knowing that the amount of cunnyposting you did gets you to hell

What about Reddit: The Movie?

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Go back to Plebbit.

Yes. The man the protagonist meets would be his guide and the two would stick together as they visit different boards and witness wacky user antics. Each board would have its own room whose design reflects its particular subject/hobby.

Sup Forums cinematic universe.

First movie is Sup Forums: The Big guy rises with an after credit scene showing Moot talking to Sup Forums about the Shitposters: Internet's mightiest Fags

This could be good. Who were you thinking of casting as whom?

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Main antagonist is Sup Forums who is trying to ruin the experience of the protagonist. Question is, which board is chill enough to be the friend showing him around?

>starts with an action
>random PORN sequence outta nowhere, it lasts like 10-15 minutes
>film ends with protag deleting his folders of pictures

>Question is, which board is chill enough to be the friend showing him around?
It would be a friendly anonymous user (a green skinned faceless man who wears a suit) and at the end it would be revealed that he's the protagonist who says "You are anonymous, I am anonymous, we all are anonymous"

>Each board would have its own room whose design reflects its particular subject/hobby.
A gym full of dudes sucking each other off and arguing about who's on steroids, a dystopian cinema bereft with danger and lolis, some type of vintage arcade (?) for the /vr/ friendos

Haven't thought about it aside from moot playing himself

Sup Forums would simply be the largest room in the building and would be filled with anons acting retarded. Anons would be represented by actors with their faces concealed, possibly with the green skin w/ suit getup. One gag be that underage users are clearly children physically, but can't be called out on it because they're technically anonymous and Sup Forums would be filled with them. The guide/mentor character would be a veteran of several different boards who doesn't have a strong preference for one or the other but likes Sup Forums as a whole and enjoys showing it to someone new.

>Scene when user shows the protagonist around
>Comes to a door marked Sup Forums
>"What's this user?"
>user turns around and says don't open it, it is a containment room.
>Protagonist goes in
>user waits for him outside
>Protagonist comes out with "Mein Kampf" in his hand

Sigourney Weaver should play moot

Wait, did a richfag from Sup Forums actually made this copypasta real?

The Joker finds himself surrounded by Joker copycats and starts to hate the counterculture he started. Some of them try to form a political movement, some literally become obsessed with mytlittlepony. Bane posting is the last gag he liked and that's years old by now. He eventually gains 600 pounds and kills himself.

Have Sup Forums as the big bad so normies stay away. CIA is the main character but he has to gain 200 pounds for the part. He lives in his mother's basement and has anal sex with his dog every day. He is also a neo-nazi and a pedophile who regularly shitposts on pol, b and r9k. In order to make a profit the main plotline will be about CIA getting taken down by an undercover SJW Hillary supporter (Sophie Turner). I don't know what else happens.