Homosexuality crumbles empires

Homosexuality crumbles empires.

empires are a bad thing

As well a sign of a crumbling empire.

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You are an enormous faggot

Zelda, Mario, Donkey Kong country to name a few

What's really neat is there's no limit of codes you can enter.

you're turning into a crazy cat lady

i wouldn't lose a long metal tube. its just stuck is all, got it out by furiously shaking my finger

Every day I pet a cat is a good day.

Oh, Satan... I already know that.

I want one.
Ah alright makes sense. Have you gotten to go up to England before?

Nope
Would be nice

I've never been to Europe before.

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we have a ton of cats nextdoor. my favorite is this grey obese cat i call Tony Baloney.

pet me

yeah. OC too.
chaser gonna be mo liquor
k night all

We will go together, I have unfinished business there.
that is going to bed not hugging me :c

>pet me
i would, my mang

no I meant lose a finger

you should gather them all together and pet them

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Nite fag

Gonna kill the queen?

image was, addeed bunch of spaces but

VoilĂ !

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nite nite

Darn. I said. VoilĂ !

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seems like a stew for some contradictory commands

i will be going to bed now. fare well

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oh, yeah dont worry, i got it out. worst case is i woulda just got up to get wd-40 and lube it up.

more grain alcohol :3c

truck yeah

sometimes they flock to me! they meow and circle me and i play duck duck goose

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losing it would've been pretty terrible

you're some kind of king of the kitties or something
I bet they beat you at duck duck goose

how do i find men to fuck who have a brain
i only find brainlets to fuck

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s-sometimes I get confused and they trick me into being the goose even though I'm the one calling the goose.

So what's ppl's favorite position to see in artwork?

Grindr probably.

wouldnt wanna lose it until youve had a chance to see it

missionary for frot

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but that's what i'm using now

Pinups or cowboy.

do they walk around and poke you with their little paws?

or use it

Ask someone already in a relationship I guess.

She has had her time, they need a strong Muslim ruler now.
Also need to take Cheeto's virginity.

Doggy style


Ba dum tss

ill give you something you can use

my bum

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y-yeah
es time for bed. gnight jeffer

night all

nite nite kitter, sleep tight

I'm gonna head off too. see you around matty

We can double-team him

>they need a strong Muslim ruler now
praise allah

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KK, I'll try to draw some stuff up.

bye bye jeffy

Rip everyone

We will Eiffel Tower him.
No one cares, kill yourself.

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one on top of the other.

That's like a spit-roast with a hi-five, right?

Fair enough.

Precisely. The most wonderful symbol of friendship available.

Everyone's a winner

The way it should be.
This fucking brand of milk my mom buys sometimes tastes so weird it's kind of gross.

Couldn't sleep.

Is it low fat or something?

I typically drink full-cream

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It's 2% just like we always get but it's Value Corner brand and tastes way off.

It's probably full of chemicals to mind-control you by the government

And everyone left when I came back.

They are now tracking me.

bored.

You'll have to browse on Incognito now to hide yourself

They can have me, I'll go down fighting. Dragon dildos and used onaholes await them if they try to take me in.

Play OverWaifu with me

I A) don't have a good enough PC and B) I really don't have much interest in that game.

nice feet

2 I has on Xbone

> ^^^^^ so we couldn't play anyway

Its mehh
So is Halo 5
But its what my BBBFF plays

My rig isn't hooked upped yet

Back from eating my second meal of the day. It's so hard to do anything in the house when my dad sleeps on the fucking couch despite there being open beds in the house. Fuck him.

He made you ungrateful fuck

I didn't ask to be made or consent to being made.

Fuck him, literally.

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>fuck him
how about you not be a worthless nocturnal neet and not have to sneak around and risk waking him up. You don't get to complain about people being places sleeping if it's night time, keep a normal schedule you cretin.

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>your post
Too bad everything in your post is wrong. I'm being polite by trying to be quiet when eating. I could've used the microwave right there, and it would've been his fault for being bothered since he chooses to not sleep in a room with the door locked and closed.
But I'm the better man and make my meal as quietly as possible, which is why it took so long.

Learn to be quite

In my house as a kid. You'd get beaten to a pulp.

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You said bed hours ago

Yeah, my parents beat me a lot too. What about it?

And I couldn't sleep.

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Listening to you makes me want to beat you

You should get something inanimate to subject to your anger, instead. Hurting people isn't okay.

kk, sorry sketch sucks, tired.