Waifu claim thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not Sup Forums, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>oversexualised content encouraged
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>3D is almost always trash
>Most importantly, have fun!
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still here
I am hallow
Sure is getting hot in here..
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> lewding your waifus on a public chat
What are you? Cucks?!
Have a good night everyone!
hello
Honey, I'm home.
Faggot.
yes queen
I bet it was nice to have the night off. But that probably ruined quite a bit of food and stuff huh.
I feel bad i don't really have any lewds of you.. If your're gonna use your mouth, i'd like to use mine on you at the same time.
In more ways than one.
You as well, bye!
What's gay about greeting your wife, known as Sup Forums?
I dont exactly have any. Maybe I should look a bit. No no. You get to relax a bit and enjoy it after a long days work
oh heck
still here!
I want you to succeed
I was just speaking in general.
>Marrying Sup Forums
Top fucking homo right there m8
>calling other people homos
I want you to succ
Okay faggot.
At least I don't beg my wife to tie me up and fuck me.
emi ibarazak isi the best road
Implying something there?
>Implying
2bh if there was a war against hope and dispair...I'd be a fragment of dispair
I only succ ben :o
I only say pure truths
I don't know who that is, they sound gay
tomoyoyo poster -_-
why do you always talk about gay stuff? :o
Psst
You should! I would love to have some, i mean i could look for them myself but it just wouldn't be the same.. Well, if you insist.
K faggot.
You're totally a homo! I bet you even kiss girls!
Cause everything is gay.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
>Smashing X to doubt
Only you!
Nighty night
Whoo boy, Christmas sure came early~
Speak up Isis I can't hear you
Pssssssssssssst
Alright ill try to find a few I like. Of course and then when you feel satisfied we can relax a bit
I said allahu akbar
That's pretty gay though!
ALLAHU?
That's what I thought
why do you claim a waifu then? :o
We all know how gay you act in private when your collar is on.
Why wouldn't I? Nothing wrong with gay.
Gotta get that..
S N A C K B A R
Mako mako
how are you doing today
Now that we got the introductions out of the way, what's up? How ya been?
One smug for you, how's your day been?
claim a husbando:
Work, vidya, sleeping, the works
You? Hows camp?
I'm obsessed with smug, thank you.
It's been great, though it's over now!
How about you?
Why would I do that? I like grills.
you said you were gay -_-
How?!
Excuse me, I am not in the least bit homo!
Ayyyyyyyy, pretty good. id some car work over my days off and fixed a stalling issue I had! I can now take the corners supah quick! Still got another filter to change however, but that'll either get done today, or on Monday/Tuesday! Also going to a car meet on Saturday!
How's school been?
We're learning how to assemble and disassemble our AK's. Pretty neat, they put me in charge of the beheading for this week
But forreal, school's been pretty good besides my retarded advisor fucking up my first two weeks
And we have a 45 minute c lass that the teacher extends to a 1 hour and 30 min class because most people don't have a class after it anyway
I dunno, I guess more learning is good but I still want my short class
Work been good?
Welcome welcome! Doing good good. Weekend starts now and hopefully internet won't start randomly dropping for the memes.
What did you do last week? Or do you mean you're going to sleep now?
It's not the only thing that came.
> Ba dum tss
looking forward to it~. i don't imagine it would take much longer. I'd want to be cuddled up with you, and maybe watch a movie or something.
mako films herself for others? :o
Kissu the machine!
again!
Post video of you drifting please
What does a filter do makomako
Also what happens at a car meet? Do you honk horns at each other and let your cars mate or what
school has been P R E T T Y good but holy fuck some of the economics shit looks hard, I'm really having second thoughts and thinking of going back to business, I don't know, I guess I'll wait and see but every economics advisor is shilling their degree
I'm not really sure
Because we're both total faggots!
Good morning
Of course. Im sure id like to relax a bit after that too
hi
When have I ever said I was gay?
Well, maybe a little...
Uhh last week I was mostly inside, just relaxing, or working. This weekend I work, but hopefully come Sunday night I'll go out for a bit of fun. Trying to work on my car monday so that'll be fun, that way I can drift next time around. So upset I'm missing fuji speedway drift meet tomorrow.
Bad internet huh? What do you plan on doing this weekend besides memewatch?
everything is gay -_-
you act very gay
bi? :o
Why is the thread only good when the normies are gone?
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h-hi
>you act very gay
this upsets me greatly
I am bi though, I'd bang a cute girly guy.
Morning Alice, you're up early. How are you?
Its ok. What do you like about Glados?
Absolutely not.
Don't have one yet, every time I've tried it, either my camera has been dead, or there's been no rain!
It makes the gas or oil clean for the engine, depending on what filter it is. Mine is the gas filter, but there's 2 of them. I only replaced the first one, but the second one is in a hard to reach spot, so I'm going to get help with it.
Sounds tough as fuck, but I believe in Snackbar! Get that degree and bomb the economy for your gain!
And, well, if you wouldn't mind, i'd like to wrap my arms around you and hold you close.
Because the normies don't know how to have a good time.
>tfw Mako won't film herself for you
Why even live?
Hot. Of course im all yours.
Considering sleep again. I don't need to be awake ;-;
How are you doing this evening?
oh, my. Everything.
Her body is ideal. Sleek and metallic and all the movements it makes. The machinery and cables you can see.
Her voice is godly, Ellen McLain, nails it and the modulation makes it so wonderful.
Her character is absolutely wife material.
She is so dominating and cold but for example at the point where she was out of her body, she was so frail and cute!
She is just so perfect
Potato?
Can you leave then :^)
It's the best and most awesome bunny!
Arisu!
Fuji speedway drift meet? woahwoahwoah
What's that!?
I don't play overwatch too much anymore, I just want to do whatever I can
I'm on phone data now that it just went out again, buhhhh
Booooooooooo
Use a stick and a string to get the other filter in place, desu
If I manage to keep going with this and don't fuck up the classes, I'm gonna just make as much money as possible and then take a trip around the world to see everyone from here. It's going to be awesome
You better take me drifting on your motorcyle, no excuses.
Do you think she would like you?
Please, you know you can get the real thing!
Pls, I'll try and find a nice spot to get some sik drifts in sometime!
If only it were the easy. Getting the tubes unclamped is easy enough, but wiggling the filter off, and squeezing the new one on is a huge pain!
Fuck ya! I'm about to sell smol bike so I can save up money to fix big bike!
Always so tsun! My steering pump is in finally, gonna do the sideways driving. Soon tm
You should if you can manage it, it's like 5 there? I'm alright, considering sleep soon. Have a lot of work to do tomorrow.
It was a drift meet the guy who sold me my car told me and my friend about, day long event just drifting around fuji speedway. He's a professional drifter so he knows when all these things are going on and lets my friend know.
Ah, rip overwatch. It's not too bad. I'm kind of curious if I know you at this point, I knew a karen who played overwatch and posted smug at one point.
Alice is the best and most awesome, I agree
Currently it is 6:24! Snow blower just turned on outside though..
Thank you, that would make me very happy.
If only I actually could though!
i dont know if she'd like anyone, its not like her.
[spoiler]and she is not real[/spoiler]
Good. It would be nice being that close to you. Who would fall asleep first I wonder
Maybe if she saw value in it. Hard to do but I think she likes that stuff. Of course all hypothetical stuff
It would be. After everything you did, probably me. Though i would try to stay awake for as long as i could, so i can enjoy the feeling of sharing your warmth.
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*For as long as possible.
That would be cute. Im sure it would be plenty comfy for both of us
Better get that shit on camera you fucking homo!
Soooooon!
Yes please, I'd be so hyped about that
The one with the motorcycle was so cool!
I have no idea what you're saying but I'm going to nod and pat your back like I understand, deal?
Deal!
What would we do if we met? You gotta show me the nice places to eat and stuff!
Kek, this is the third time you've forgotten me, it's the same Karen! The only other Karen doesn't post and the first one only posted Karen like ten-eleven months ago and he stopped when I asked him to. I'm the only Karen right now I think
The drifting sounds super cool! Isn't it dangerous though?
And so are you
Not soon enough though!
Well, maybe she'd want to just experiment and grew close to one subject.
So shall I add that to the list of titles you now have?
Wew. Lad.
You leave you damn sandnigger :^)
Maybe. Would be interesting to see
Rip, go make a snowman at 6am then. It'll turn into jack frost i promise
I have a camera, but I mounted the camera mount on my helmet and it's too low, and the mounts are expensive as fuck. Thankfully I've got another, but it's a wobbly mount.
No no, I didn't forget you, I'm just wondering if you're the same Karen I knew a year ago or so. Perhaps not.
No more dangerous than any of the other driving I do! It's a lot of fun. I have a camera now, so I'm hoping to start recording my mountain expeditions on camera for my motorcycle/drifting sessions!
Sadly my motorcycle still has it's blinkers out and it's illegal to drive right now!
No.
Hm, from this thread? Who were you posting at the time?
I'll also ask around at the car meet and see if they know some spots!
Deal!
Take you to places to eat, and then we'd sit around, go drifting, and then play vidja gaems!
Never soon enough...
Eh?!
So? Mines wobbly as fuck, never stopped me!
Not from this thread, they went by Cup as well. If that's not you, then different Karen!
Yeah, but I'm upset that I did a dumb and mounted it facing too low. Waste of a solid mount.
Mm, at least we have something to look forward to next week though.
Cupcake? Posts beatrice sometimes?
Absolutely. Are you still up for playing tomorrow?
qt
Yes, Cupcake. I don't know what they post as nowadays, just used to talk with em quite a bit a while back!
It's been a lewd night.
Yup.