If you don't reveal your most embarrassing secret on this thread right now...

If you don't reveal your most embarrassing secret on this thread right now, you will accidentally blurt it out to the next person you try to impress

Most people already know about my phobia of Ketchup.

I don't hide it very well.

My favorite song is Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley

I wank to furry porn sometimes!

Honestly, the fact that I want to knock up damn near every woman I meet isn't really that beyond the pale.

Anal stimulation

Good thing I don't bother trying to impress people.
Why ketchup?

I've cheated on my girlfriend with 10 different women and counting. Apparently I'm just now hitting my sexual prime

I try not to cum, but I won't last 5 mins playing this

I think the Holocaust might have actually happened

You filth.

I masturbate to balloons

Before I even knew what sex was, I got turned on by the idea of being tied up. I would lie down in my room with my shirt off and my arms behind my back.

Bump

I've got flaky rash on my taint that just isn't going away.

Use wet wipes, man. Only way to truly feel clean.

> walking around all day in the expectation of unexpected, random anal stimulation for which one needs to be extra "clean"

fag

I masterbate once a day. Sometimes twice if I can, and sometimes I can go 5 within a couple of hours.

No u

I always go front to back. And Tinactin and Lotrimin aren't doing shit.

Same here. Best way to fall asleep, and best way to wake up.

I absolutely adore womens feet

I always wanted to be a girl.