NEVER USE SOAP TO MASTURBATE Sup Forums.
NOT EVEN ONCE.
NEVER USE SOAP TO MASTURBATE Sup Forums
Caleb Martin
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Robert Mitchell
This is good advice.
Also, you're retarded.
Tyler Price
Everyone fucking knows that already
Sebastian Young
Like, bar soap? Would liquid soap work better?
I've honestly never thought to try.
Ryan Perry
im gonna try it
Zachary Sanders
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Jackson Allen
Take pictures
Luke Ross
Bar soap doens't work. Liquid soap is heavenly, especially wnen it gets in your urethra, bubbles feel tingly and you shoot foam at first
Gavin Carter
Leo Ortiz
Use shower gel. Did that yesterday and it felt great. Clean up has never been easier
Ian Jenkins
Use tooth paste, deadass i tried it a couple years ago.
Chase Barnes
I used dish soap once. Got an infection. FML
Leo Rivera
This.
Zachary Cook
See, that doesn't sound heavenly to me. But fuck it, I'll try anything once.
Wish me luck Sup Forums
Brody Mitchell
Use girly lotion, smells and feels like fucking some bitch
Adam Long
If you use bar soap to masturbate it gets in your dick hole and burns.
Found that out at age 13.
Oliver Torres
I learnt that at age 14. It still lingers as a permanent memory.
Gabriel Adams
Oh god u just got baited
Kayden Evans
*bookmarked*
>This will be interesting
Asher White
bengay makes your dick feel like it is chewing winterfresh gum. use that instead.
Adam Gonzalez
When I tried using shower gel or any sort of bodywash, the skin on my dick would start peeling off like it got sunburnt.
It fucking felt like it got sunburnt for a while too. It was fucking terrible. I think it depends on what's in it. I've since began using conditioner for when I do it in the shower. No problems have yet happened.
Carter Brown
RIP user
Caleb Ortiz
why not, i am using soap almost every time i fap in bath.
what kind soap are you using?
Austin Bennett
Fucked a bar of soap once. Felt good until the soap went in my Dick. Went from my Dick in the soap to the soap in my Dick. Oh how the turns have tabled
Adam Mitchell
I've fapped in the shower, but never in the bath. That sounds nice, although swimming in my own jizz isn't strictly on my bucket list.
I should try this.
Luke Moore
I use chilli oil
Alexander Parker
Vegetable oil is actually fucking amazing for this purpose.
Luke Williams
There is a reason I don't let soap linger on my dick, like I do the rest of my body, when I shower.
Angel Cruz
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Colton Cook
Use bleach and chlorine
Michael Baker
Why would you even think to do that?
Jaxon Johnson
Once I used head and shoulders while drunk. Took long to cum and I fell asleep without washing it off properly.
Woke up with a hangover, and dick hurt like friggen hell.
Washed it properly and it was all blistered and red and shit...
Next day, most of the skin started peeling, just not properly. I was freaking out and barely touched my pecker for the next three days.
After three or so days I peeled it all off. still scared to touch my pecker.
Next day, I noticed how ultra sensitive it was.
I put on my YOLO and tried the most careful fap I've ever done in my life. Felt like the god of sensitivity and orgasms herself was stroking it, came with the most intense ever.
Head & shoulders.. worst and best experience ever.
Evan Perry
Some shower gel fucking burns like a motherfucker
Others (probably the very neutral ones with not many chemical ingredients) can be used to fap without burning
Joshua Myers
I exclusively fapped with bar soap when I was a kid. Never had any problems. *shrug*
Noah Hall
someone screenshoot this shit and send it to /r/eddit
Juan Ward
fucking cut people requiring shit to fap
hilarious and tragic at the same time
Aiden Ortiz
Please just nuke us it's torture
Michael Bennett
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Levi Perry
are you fucking retarded?
Landon Perez
are you fucking retarded?
Asher Moore
nonononono
heres real advice. do NOT use toothpaste as lube. Ur dick will be BURNING
Ian Torres
You could try transmission fluid.
Owen Martin
Why not used motor oil
Evan Murphy
I'd suggest using synthetic cancer.
Charles Robinson
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Noah Wilson
Is it not like you have to be 18 to post here?
Camden Mitchell
I did that once while drunk shit burns but feels odly nice
Lucas Gonzalez
why the fuck would you do that you idiot
i hope you have learned from this
cmon you know no one follows the rules here at this point :^)
Daniel Jones
OMG - Give Vick's Vapor Rub a go! The warmth feels just like the real thing!!