Be me

>be me
>driving from a bad poker night in Vegas
>saw a drunk bitch on the street
>Mastrubated on her face
>stripped her naked
>left

You just confessed to rape, you realize you're anonymous to us; but not the feds right.

Have fun in jail user.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Also to answer OP's question:
>I don't seed my torrents

That's why certain people who confessed crimes on here got arrested. Same goes for the people who make shooting school threats who recently got arrested after making jokes about it on here.

you evil bastard

There was always more concrete evidence other than
>yo I spermed on a drunk bitch lol

Most evil thing huh ? Hahahahahahahaha i have not done anything wrong ever. Only that one time when i raped my 16 year old cousin in the ass raw. But she liked it so i do not know if it was bad or not.

There really wasn't, but good luck explaining that

You think that's evil? bitch had it coming, if you a drink passed out bitch on a street, you deserve it

>yo I spermed on a drunk bitch lol

Fucking kek. Hahaha

what should have been evil would be if you had raped the bitch then cummed on her face

>evil

more like beta and pathetic.

I made a jevohas witness bible study appointment for my neighbors at 5 am.

My bedroom is next to their front door and i heard everything.

I also made a mormon bible study appointment for them at 3 am on another night.

I guess they somehow knew it was me because the next day one of their 'kids' 'accidentally' threw a 15 pound rock through the rear view mirror of my car. Insurance replaced it no problem

No one is going to call that evil lol

I know you want people to call it evil and edgy, but it's more on the lines of you can't get them while they're awake.

>rear view mirror
Sorry i meant rear view window

Ur worse than op

>I don't seed my torrents

You are the scum of the earth. There's a special place in hell for people like you.

I wish I could confess..many years of jail would await me

haha xDxD so hilarious!!!! have an up vote you CANCEROUS FAGGOTS.

I leave the toilet seats up.

le ur so evil!!! :^)

Keep up those posts. Please. You are tickling my funny bone.

ok dubsies if i recall, it was some kid making pretty specific threats over in robot...
but yeah these threads...
>hey goyim come incriminate yourself...

True, but still it proves our IP's are not anonymous at all from governments and law enforcement.

Things on Sup Forums do get monitored even as we speak.

Fuck you, you absolute leech.

I FUCKING OBLITERATE MATTRESS TAGS!!!!
COME AT ME FBI!!!
hey, also when captcha asks me to identify "storefronts" why is it always shitlord third world storefronts?

I've posted this before and no one ever believes it, but...

>be me
>get off work
>about to take a nap
>get a text message from girl I used to chill with
>she's kind of a cunt
>"hey user does your girlfriend work at ______ ?"
>"yeah why?"
>"I think I see her. Looks like she has downs syndrome maybe ?"
>Yep...still a cunt
>Don't respond but I'm not happy
>Gonna think about this one
>Remember that her mother died a few months ago
>Remember that she was real close with her mother
>Remember that her mother was severely overweight
>Idea.png
>Look up the obituary online
>Get the name of the cemetery
>Drive to cemetery and find her mother's plot
>Take a picture of the headstone
>Text it to her
>Follow up with "Glad to see your mother finally found a diet that works for her!"
>Shitstorm ensues

Yeah, it was cruel. But she was a total 24 carat cunt

oh yeah fukinay they do...

We just gonna turn this into a "fucked up things we did" greentext thread?

Fuck it. Let's do it. Sounds like a lel and a half.

No shit, that's kinda what the OP was about in case you apparently haven't noticed

Samefag

Also both of these posts are leaking cancer everywhere

Yeah. But we kinda derailed on some fucking mongoloid track on how greentexting about skeeting on a passed out bitch will get the cyber police on your ass or some shit. Just double-checking that we are, indeed, switching the tracks back on the intended path. Lol

I know right

Turn it into? Thats what this thread was from the beginning

Most evil thing? Can't think of any. The worst things though. Needs a little backstory

>be me
>run a public snapchat mystory
>people be sendin nudes, partying and doing crazy shit
>someone has seen it
>once in a while someone goes over the line
>people getting raped
>undarage sex
>drugs, gangs, fights ect.
>one girl (she told me she was barely 11) slept with some 19 year old to get into a party

I've got their names and evidence (I delete the worst parts, don't want to get charged with cp). But I don't do jack shit about it.
Kill me

>Be me
>Work in an abatoir, mostly slaughtering sheep and horses
>Not the best, but I am fast
>Local farmer turns out to be sending illegal immigrants over the border, raped a teenager and beats his old mother
>Let's make him suffer, right?
>brainstorming
>friend asks if we remember that scene from the Godfather
>looks at me
>"user, you slaughter horses regulary..."
>so it has been decided
>sneak up to his farm
>drug his most valuable steed
>quickly slaughter it
>decapitate it
>Break into his house via the barn
>mfw this old farm has not a single alarm or anything
>Put the head on his kitchen table
>nicely deck the table, even prepare some breakfast already
>sneak out
>Mission succesful!
>that will teach the fucker

>Wake up to panic in the village

>Mfw.
>THE WRONG FUCKING FARM!!!!

I'll burn in hell

Pretty sure rape require penetration

Lol u sound like a shitty neighbor

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

One time i had cookies before tendies even though mummy told me not to. She didn't notice because i ate like a good boy but the guilt consumes me

Did wetwork, killed a few people over almost a decade.

>>Mastrubated on her face
>>stripped her naked
Would it not have worked better the other way around

Mr. Kellogg did, that faggot

Leave a note at wrong farm that says "sorry xD" and then do it again at the right farm

This is why we have a legal system, dummy

Turns out he sold his horses, land included
He now only has wheat and corn...

You clearly don't live in a remote and rural area...

But Mr. Kellog is dead. It must have been HIS GHOST.

i like to beat my gfs dog when she isnt home

You took the law in your own hands as a vigilante, and hurt the innocent. You are the criminal now, congratulations.

>i like to beat off my gfs dog when she isnt home

but why?

top kek

...

You're my hero

I gave someones toilet an upper decker.

kek, Sup Forums police detected

...

8/8 m8

So how's it like feeling insecure about yourself?

It's amazing how that story elicits such mixed reviews. I'm sure someone will come along soon to call me an edgelord faggot.

Killed a guy

>be me, 18 male
>working at movies, saving up to buy my very first gaming laptop
>cleaning theater room after a movie has finished
>coworker is helping me clean
>sometimes we find money, finders keepers
>coworker announces he finds a $20
>I congratulate him, a bit jealous
>continue doing job as norm
>sweeping under the seats when I find a purse
>ohshit.jpg
>announce nothing to my coworker about it
>coincidentally, manager walks into theater room and calls coworker to do some random task
>I'm left alone sweeping
>I stare at purse
>purse stares back
>Fuck it
>quickly zip it open and start rummaging through
>looking hard for this bitch's wallet
>I'm going full-panic speed incase manager and/or coworker return
>find wallet, open it up
>find over $200, zelda treasure music plays in my head
>quickly throw rest of purse into trashcan, hide it in the trash
>coworker returns, not manager, I say nothing of what I've done and we continue working
>as coworker and I are taking trashcan out of theater room I see my manager coming towards me with an old lady
>"hey derp, did you and user find a purse?"
>coworker looks genuinely confused "we didn't find a purse, did we user?"
>"not I"
>manager and lady go into theater room to double check
>coworker and I go to throw trash into the bigger trash bin
>I volunteer to throw out big trash bin
>as I'm pushing it out I hear my manager talking to lady
>"another customer had to have taken it, my coworkers ALWAYS tell me when they find anything people leave behind"
>I come back from taking trash, not a lot of work to be done so I talk to manager
>"did you guys find that purse?"
>"no, that poor lady"
>"well that really sucks, I guess some random person just took it"
>"I guess so, user, people are real assholes sometimes"
>mfw I had only needed $500 more for my laptop before I found that purse so I was able to afford it with my very next paycheck

[citation needed]

Can you imagine what a 10/10 job that would be, getting paid to browse Sup Forums.

>Blew a load into the pizza sauce at papa johns
>Made a school lunch order with cum sauce
>Elementary school kids ate my cum

Bravo user.

pretty shitty actually

Well it was really harsh but that's the funy thing, also you get real tired always having to tell idiots to fuck off, better to do it once like you did
Nice trips

Over the course of a week I physically tortured my sister's pet joey.

Finally killed it by hitting in the head with a golf ball repeatedly then drowning it.

damn i want too try that

You cunt, I like Papa John's.

Yeah that's the thing. I knew that there would be no making amends after doing something like that. I knew that she would hate me forever and ever, but I was OK with it.

I have an unregistered gun thats itching to blow a hole in you

Special sause

This makes me sad

Me too, sometimes. Couldn't stop at the time though. Blank feels.

Why do you think you did it?

the rush is amazing

>I ran around panicking like an idiot, fumbling with my cell phone, trying to call 911 screaming 'god damn ATT come ON!" because I didn't want to do CPR on a a guy that looked like an aids victim.

He dieded.

i invest a lot of money in the arms industrie.
make money with Killing without pulling any trigger

ну и мразь же ты...

It was a long time ago and I've not done anything like it before or since. Hard to remember the feeling let alone describe it.

Think about the incredible gratification you might get out of slowly torturing someone you think deserved it and you're part-way there, maybe?

Completely crushing something inferior, exerting my strength over it. Probably that, but there was also something else. I wanted to to stop but it was never enough. Didn't mean to kill it but I had to after it spazzed out when I hit it too much.

Told sister it got sick and died while she was away.

Also I hate babies.

Check yo privilege nigga

I burned a house down

No one got hurt tho

Wasn't really a rush for me. Enthralling. Fascinating.

i hate Babies too PRAISE ABORt

What animal was it

Dictated a persons future into a spiraling hell.

I don't know these feels.

I bullied a fat kid in school after he broke a desk to the point of attempted suicide

You're a little outdated in your info. Chest compression alone is not much less effective than with mouth to mouth - especially to the not-so-well trained. So next time, cpr away buddy, just try not to break ribs

I wait till my cereal is wet and floppy before I eat it...
I'm fucking twisted I know...

Read the dang thread

Worked at KFC and every time a nigger came in I put my pubes in the chicken

Damn! How does one break a desk to the point of attempted suicide? Not all desks are so strong I guess...

You're proud of that?
Trump supporter?

Because it reminds you of gobbling your dad's limp dick when you were a kid

ran a kid off the track while go karting

That's what you came up with for a fake story? You couldn't even try? Want a do-over or something?

nice digitz

Acording to certain feminists they would call the words you just spoke rape.