I have £10 and 1 hour to buy my mum a birthday present. what do i get her?

I have £10 and 1 hour to buy my mum a birthday present. what do i get her?

Forrero Rochers
Nothing solves things like Forrero Rochers

Lub

I would agree. For some reason bitches can't get enough of those crunchy balls

new kitchen gloves, soap and a sponge

Holy fucking kek, was about to say this.

Mi niggas

Dildo

Watch that edge, son.

Roses you daft git

l'enculé

AIDS

she doesnt like nuts

This tbqhwyfamalampi

>Roses

Shit tier chocolates

Aldi, flowers and box of chocs... And you'll get change!

she is pretty fat so i dont want to buy her chocolate.

Yeah you did

ye

WOW, judge your own mother on her birthday will you,
you little shit.

She will appreciate the chocolate and the acceptance it implies even more so.

This is not about you, it's about her you little shit.

i just dont want her to die. plus i have to carry that coffin

i m eating one now and i m quite sure it s Ferrero
italians do it better btw

get her a valentines day card

A condom and ribbon to wrap around your cock. Fuck that fat bitch who gave you life.

he s probably one of those faggots who spends his time on Sup Forums in these fake incest text story and wants a milf instead of a mother

red wine

I agree with OP on this one

He cares enough not to feed her unhealthy lifestyle.

However OP only wants to spend a tenner on her, so go suck some dick, earn more money and get her some flowers and a decent gift

10£ gift card

a box of condoms and a card saying "don't repeat your mistakes"

Choccies (ferreros or whatever), card, bottle of cheap prosecco. Your welcome user.

he's definitely not

TopKek

Candle and a card/Flower and a card
Autist struggles OP?!!?!

...

a summer sausage and a small bottle of lube?

A better son

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