Bad Posters

ITT post great movie posters

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This one is good though

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It's bait new friend.

>Be le Hothead Man
>direct and write a movie about a man who has sex with beautiful women and jerks off to porn
>self-insert yourself as the main character

I saw Don Jon with a female coworker. I shouldn't have let on that I knew a lot of the porn sluts.

He's living the dream

>That interview he did with her and she was borderline going to rape him.

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Which one is it, faggot? Good or bad?

>dat heavy breathing

>starts rubbing her clit towrds the end
wtf am i lookin at

The ugly

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Is that Far Cry's cover?

that fucking gerkhan and kranich

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kino

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is this any good?

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I genuinely think that looks like shit
just hopping on the minimalism bandwagon and using a terrible stock photo knife traced silhouette and a knock-off helvetica font

it's a lazy piece of garbage, exhibits 0 imagination, and I have no clue how anyone could pretend that it's anything different.

they didn't even go with the most fitting symbol that would lend itself perfectly to that style of minimalist representation staring them right in the face: a fucking origami unicorn.

it sure isn't a fucking clit
you are the reason sitcoms still make "LOL MEN DON'T KNOW WHER CLITORIS" jokes

Gets me everytime

I don't get it they were in the movie why can't they just take a fucking photo together

They just did not care

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Holy shit dude. That's really hot but it's kinda weird. Was she on drugs or something? Maybe she has a fetish for secretly rubbing her clit during interviews or something.

I literally couldn't get laid to save my life so I don't give a shit.

this one is the best, seriously. just fucking look at it.

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I fucking hate 'modern-day Don Juan' stories, they always feel so forced

her shirt looks like an organic chemistry lecture. I hate it.

I believe the movie's about sex addiction

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a plebian's Shame then?

>see Don Jon poster
>oh sweet! A Don Johnson biopic with a focus on his playboy/womanizer persona


I was disappoint

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>see Don Jon poster
>oh crap another motherfucking romantic comedy, and Robin's directing?
>it turns out to be the best male-oriented dramedy I've seen in years

I'm not sure if it's the screenwriter or JGL, but someone understood men and women's relationships and it showed.

>I'm not sure if it's the screenwriter or JGL
it was written and directed by JGL

>dramedy

It's called tragicomedy you dumb toad

>tragicomedy

it's called a sadlaffer, you dolt

Chinese people are the fucking worst

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Yesterday I learned on hdtgm, the producer of this movie inflated the budgets of all his movies and pocketed the money and killed himself in a hotel room when he got caught

>tragicomedy
It's called kinomendramedy you scholck

>kinomendramedy

nice dubs, but it's actually called an abloobloohaha, fucking retard

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I know the poster was bait, but this.

Overly literal and cliche minimalist poster.

>boss his head is too tall what do i do
>just squish it down it's fine

I really dont know what the fuck is going on over at fox.

Who knows? I don't know how anyone could be satisfied with those designs. They could have commissioned shit on deviantart and received a better poster. That shit is literally 5 minutes in photoshop.

Ah, well, there it is.

I could see that poster happening for a movie that didnt cost 100 million dollars.

is that a pack of luckies? I don't rembember him smoking in the movie

Got anymore easy opinions we can look at faggot

Kill yourself my man

Mein neger

Jesus fucking Christ

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If only drive was more like Cobra 11.

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Kill me

That dog already knows he won.
Dat confident glance.

Damn

I don't get it

Poster is dumb but this movie is my worst nightmare. Hate Ken Wong or whoever.

That Abo looks really out of place desu senpai.

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no. this cant be real

that tagline is too much

I love Malin Ackerman, but she's almost always in terrible shit

Delivery Man stole my movie idea

Dad City is a Happy Madison production starring Rob Schneider set to release early 2017. Rob Schneider plays the role of Rob Shwemmer, a happy go lucky trash guy living in the city. When Rob gets injured in the groin, he is asked to give a sperm sample to address any medical issues. The sample is accidentally swapped and placed with experimental samples for human cloning to enhance fertility in sterile women. When the experiment is finally fruitful, we find out that the children are all Rob Shwemmer's kids! The profits of the experiment are donated to building Dad City, of which Rob Schwemmer is Mayor, and runs the Dad City full of his children and their mothers!

>I know, I'll put Tim Allen's eyes on a dog so they know it's him

I didn't like ScarJo until I saw this webm.

I'm fucking diamond-mode now.

its bcus its Australia m8

>tfw no high Scarjo visually raping me while I talk about films
I cannot wait for death's cold embrace.

That's fucking creepy, dude.

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It would've actually been an okay poster if it wasn't for that poorly shopped in gangsta.

that is so fucking hot

>I could care less

"Suck my dick or whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

>great
>Just a fucking smugface and blunt advertisements pasted in red lines
Jesus Christ you are tasteless pleb. Kill yourself.

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i thought this was a doge meme

it's definitely real and definitely intentional

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She looks sedated or hypnotized. Looks like she's in an mk ultra suggestibility state.

Why is the slavbitch the only one in the bed? Why isn't that Cryers arm? Why can't he just hold a toy gun? Why is that other fella looking like he was shopped in from a photo of him walking out of a Walmart whilst squinting in the sunlight?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>When you high af in public and try to act cool

The whole image is the poster. It's a pretend-Instagram post