Im wondering about sex with celebrities. i mean all these "famous" people are just normal, they eat, they sleep...

Im wondering about sex with celebrities. i mean all these "famous" people are just normal, they eat, they sleep, they fuck. So anyone here who had or know someone who had sex with a celeb?
I never had sex with a star but my brother in law fucked Lindsay Lohan

a couple of friends of mine have fucked Kari Byron

I blew my load in John Travolta's crapper behind an Arby's, at least that's who he said he was.

kek

Savage, Adam.

I used to fuck that danielle colby chick on American Pickers ama celebs are just popular girls in high school. So fucking overated

Your brother-in-law should get tested.

At least where I live, some of the escorts are former celebrities of perhaps the small time TV variety or maybe models. After fucking around for a while, you'll realize that pussy is just pussy...what gets you off is in your head.

it's years ago 8-9 years. but yeah i will tell him

I've told this story several times in these threads. In the early 2000s I was working bar in nyc and started hooking up with this hot blonde that worked with me. We became fwbs as we were young in shape and didn't want to be tied up in a relationship. Anyways one day she asks me if I want to go to a party on the upper east side. A swing party. Had drunken group sex before but never went to a swingers thing so I said sure why not. We get there and this one dude starts chatting it up with my fwb hard. The dudes wife comes up and we agree to soft swap only. That means oral is as far as it goes. Her body was ehh in that older chick next door way but her blowjob skills were phenomenal. Her husband kept trying to get it to a full swap but she held firm. It was Rachel Ray.

i was dating rooney mara when she was 18 years old. we were a couple for like 7 months. 5 years ago i met her sister kate at work, fucked her too. Also had sex with Kirsten Dunst and Jessica Szohr

I fucked amy schumer after her show at a comedy show 6 years ago. She loves the anal btw

Comedy club* sry drunk

You were pegged by Amy Schumer?

I wish.. No she let me shove it in the pooper. She said she wasnt on the pill and didnt want kids wrecking her she pussy. Her words

Fucked christina aguilera about 12 years ago, before she got fat, when she was doing some tour across europe.

>was working for a company that helped set up her stages and doing catering and stuff
>was sent to get some equipment that was left in a room that has been converted to an extra changing room
>she happened to be there by herself
>asked her why she is already there
>she said that her driver picked her up too early and now she has to wait an extra hour there
>told her that must be boring and that I would know how to pass the time with her
>started by giving her a shoulder massage
>worked my way down to her fake boobs
>she liked it but said somebody might be coming
>luckily I had the room key, so I just went and locked the door
>continued fondling and fingering her until she was basically begging for me to fuck her
>she didn't even ask for condom
>she had a nice ass so I was just too eager to fuck her
>was an ok sessions, though I had to do most of the work
>pulled out and after struggling a bit to put it in her mouth while she tried to refuse I just settled for coming on her face
>apparently she didn't want to swallow
>gave her a tissue afterwards to clean her face
>she told me to better not tell anybody else about that
>so I just left and only saw her passing by a few times during other concerts
>a while later I noticed she gave me fucking herpes
>should have used some protection after all for that nasty hoe

welp

top kek, golden post

HAHAHAHAHAH

cool story fag

Sounding kinda fanfic like there mate, did you make up that story to feel better about contracting herpes?

Well back then most phones didn't have a camera otherwise I would have taken a sneaky picture while she was cleaning her face or something.

Worked as a bartender in a huge club. Am 8/10. When I'm not a bartender I get mediocre pussy. When I was a bartender I banged on porn star and one playboy model. Both dumb as fuck and I had no interest in fucking them again.

Porn star was kinky as fuck though.

Well it's more the lame interactions in your story man.
You basically did the pizza guy "Someone ask for extra sausage?" thing and then went on to the sex.

>Lindsay Lohan
everyone fucked Lindsay Lohan

My neighbour was married to the actual Spain's queen.

You expect me to write down and recall every detail? Gist of the story is she was a slut that just liked to get it on with well built young guys and give them fucking herpes.
Of course we exchanged a few more words and looks but that wouldn't fit one post.

I used to be in a band and we opened for Rachael Ray's husband's band. He was a dick but she was okay admittedly I didn't really talk to her because I didn't have the desire to.

That would have been while she was dating Dolph Ziggler. Unless you are Dolph Ziggler in that case I'm sorry you had to have sex with Amy Schumer.

Closest I came to a celebrity was fucking the drummer of a local small blackmetal band.
Eve Scar. This was back in 98 I think. Fucked her outside a bar in Stockholm in the early morning.
They had gigs all over Scandinavia back then but never got big.
At least it's something.

Comedians and actors arent exactly faithful. Just sex to relieve stress. Her pussy did smell rank btw

which porn star?

Huh I was 11 in 98. I wonder what I was doing while you were getting lucky outside that bar.

Which pb model?

Yea I'm an oldfag. Was a young 22 year old man back then.

Did they say how she was? Did she cheat on her husband? I always wanted to fuck her

tfw i will never fuck a celebrity.

My neighbor's brother in law fucked Jack MacBrayer back when he was a woman.

where is this and name a couple

Damn she's a dream.

Well I'm nearing oldfag territory myself. So it wasn't me calling you old, I was genuinely wondering what I was up to then.
I know that was the year where I first seriously considered suicide, but I must've done other stuff that year as well.

I date raped Jimmy Stewart's (old actor from its a wonderful life) Nieces... They both have harry ass nipple rings...

Does this count?

Nah rape and sex aren't the same thing.
Sex happens with 2 or more people wanting to do it, rape is violent masturbation with an unwilling participant.

B says what they want about schumer. But that ass was tight and a good fuck

Did this guy

"Guy"

How do you get to meet, let alone fuck these women?

Why? uggh!

What an ugly bitch

If you want to be all technical I did legally cover my ass by recording a video where you can clearly hear me yelling surprise sex... So it technically not rape...

Cause it was a warm hole

The power of imagination.

Yeah, guy. He's pretty famous in Sweden in Japan.

Not my post i did fuck amy schumer in the ass. Not proud at all . and i will never tell people in real life i did.

My mate fingered Charlotte church in the back of a taxi

i know rooney (and kate) since we were kids and somehow we became a couple. I am a personal trainer and work with many celebrities. and so i met kate after years again, and someday after work we fucked. it's just happend (but it was so good). kirsten is a little slut, she always was flirting with me. fucked her 3 or 4 times. and jessica invited me to a party of her. after a few drinks we had sex.

Okay? I wasn't talking about that shit stick at all.

Amy 6 years ago.. She actually was kinda hot. Before the fat kicked in. And her being a jew ..refugee supposrter. So it was nice i hate fucked her in her asshole. Also came in it

Me and Bailey Jay gave each other blowjobs. She's in an open relationship so though she's married she hooks up all the time. Thankfully it was before she put on a load of weight

More details. What does Kirsten like?

Oh dannie Colby. . yea she was fun. I had many a sexing with her

i dont believe you why are you lying

Fucked kristen schaal after she was done doing vouce for bobs burgers in the studio lots bathroom didnt do the voice sadly

Yeah it doesn't work like that. If it did, people could also get off murder by taping themselves yelling "Surprise death" and then murdering someone.

She really wasn't into butt stuff, but I was so it didn't work out. That was the year I was really starting to get into guys though.

Ya okay, Sport

"he's" famous in Sweden and Japan? Still looks like a femme

So? Some of us don't need Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Believe me, nobody on this board has fucked anyone remotely close to a celebrity.

I dated a star for over a year. She was not a star yet when we dated, but well on her way. She was depressed a lot, not very bright, but had a childlike sweetness about her. And like most actresses, she childhood was atrocious so I felt sorry for her. Derived satisfaction out of taking care of her. Sexually, again like most actress, she never melted. Always self-conscious. Unless they are drunk or high, actresses are not good in bed. You can't fuck well, if you're worried how your ass looks... Plus most have been abused as kids. I hate to burst your bubbles, kids, but it's nothing really Stick with real girls. Let actors fuck each other so no one innocent gets hurt.

Kek

Not true, I overcharged Alan Davis for his shopping and kept the money for myself once.

she loves fucking for sure. we fucked in many positions (but she loves doggy the most). her blowjobs are great, she loves facials. like i said she is a little slut. sadly never fuck her ass

Who was she?

Haha

...

Does tv b actress count? I used to date the girl on catch the rainbow commercial where she asks if its contagious

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Pussy so bad it made you gay lmao

I fuck Michelle Obama at the Piggly wiggly in Arkansas when I was 5.shit was cash.

He's the only celebrity I've ever actually met. Nice trips by the way.

Was over in London before Christmas shooting for a few mags. Got taken to a party by one of the photographers one night and started talking to this radio DJ.

Ended up back at his place with a few others and when things wound down a bit we fooled around.

Guy gave the absolute worst blow job I've ever had, almost as if he wasn't even gay just pretending. Gave him my number coz he was famous but didn't hear off him again.

Nick grimshaw, works for BBC radio.

I saw Maisie Williams having sex, doe that count?

How do you know it was her

What's Rooney body like, is she cute and shy>

It was in a bell tower and she was shouting "SAAAANCTUAARYYYYY"

everybody in the party knew she and Sophie Turner were there

I've made her laugh while we were on the set of GOT. She was pretty cool.

wow, you know what they say: laughing woman, halfway in your bed

my mom got banged by arnold swartzanagger while cleaning his toilet. now everyone makes fun of me cause I look like a beaner but have a huge austrian head. sux

I'm not though, apparently they almost divorced because of his group sex addiction. He was definitely the more eager party.

she was 18yo. i was her second boyfriend, she was very shy. it's surprise me that she now shows tits in movies

Kek

Beginners

Shame I never got any contact details or anything.

What did you do show her your dick?

I got fucked by Charlie Sheen once. I now regret it.

What did you do, strap him some coke? Told you he'd pay once his 2 and a half men cheque cleared?

We were talking about horses and I just told her about how I used to torture my pony when I was young.

My mom fucked Jimmy saville when she was 13, said he was shit.

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