Alright Sup Forums, I'm looking for a suspicious individual. Please state your name and reason why you are here

Alright Sup Forums, I'm looking for a suspicious individual. Please state your name and reason why you are here.

My name is Hand Hanzo and I'm here because I have nothing better to do.

have you seen any suspicious activity today?

My name is dirk diggler and I'm here for the teens.

alright you check out, you may move on sir. Sorry for wasting your time

Thank you for your service and good day.

I'm here because I'm shitty at my job.

Im just here because i have nothing better to do

Nigger Niggerson here. I needs fried chicken and grape drink.

Fuck you.

And your name?

Hey hold up. *hey i need backup, we have a nigger here* i need you to step aside sir.

David Davidson, I came for the memes.

alight sir you may go

looking for cheese pizza and a jar of Vaseline bro
no problems
move a long

name please?

I'm adubs Hitler...

Fuck you, pig. I ain't done shit to you.

...And I'm here for this get

name is Sally Smokesyourcock bro

sir just calm down please! *he is starting to chimp out, send backup fast. he may be armed*

alright thank you, you may go

I'm Tyrone Hernandez, don't need to know why I'm here.

my boss says i do, so please tell me why you are here

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS SHIT, MUTHAFUCKA?

I came in search of repeating digits, with which I hope to beseech an Egyptian chaos god to rid us of leftists and European cuckoldry