How come you don't have a six pack?

How come you don't have a six pack?

Why? I have a keg.

Too fat

Cuz I eat and drink what I want and when I want to

I drunk 2 and only have 4 left.

because I'd have to spend the rest of my life punishing myself to achieve it

fuck that shit, life is too short

I should have one soon enough.

Because I'm satisfied with the size of my penis.

Oh, I defintely got one.

I keep it safe and padded underneath this layer of fat.

Because it is Sup Forums, not /fit/, now get the fuck out

It's covered in fat. I could see my abs 7 years ago

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I have, been working out for the past 10 years

Are people really this stupid?

because I like eating too much and it requires too much effort to actually go to a gym or put in the hours at home for that shit.

He should be focusing on his calves.

I don't understand your question.

because i have 4 pack

Rekt
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Yeah, shit, good call. His upper looks good but those are some chicken legs.

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I've got 1 in the fridge

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not at all. I have a way above average dick and I am working out like hell towards sixpack

Pffft 6 pack call me when you have a 12 pack scrublord

No matter how much you train you wont get six pack unless your diet is on point

I am currently on the Diet Penn Jillette was on. I am not that fat, but all the beer gave me a propper belly.

i have one. but i decided to protect it well.

Why would you even respond? It's a classic microdick jock trap.

>nuh-uh I'm ripped and have big dick

Really sheds some light on the issue.

Because i'm a lazy wimp

I've been trying to cut sugar, saturated fats and processed meat.

What should I eat?

Because I have an eight pack you fast-food eating fucknut.

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>wants to illicit muscle envy
>posts some chicken leg pussy ass bitch millenial fag boy
Getting them real fired up there boi

Lean chicken and seamen

Well you generally should avoid all sweets because they are very caloric. So if you crave for sugar try eating pineapple, apple or oranges. As for other meals you should focus on eating as much boiled vegetable as possible and meat like fish, chicken and occasionally pork

Chicken, fish, eggs, vegies (No potatoes)

Also when eating meat no fried stuff

who says it isn't?

whatever oh wise mr fatvirgin

But I mainly subsist on potatoes as a side dish.

What is the optimal replacement? Should I avoid all carbs?

Because it's winter and I'm bulking.

When I cut it's gonna be sick as fuck. I've put on so much mass in my chest in the last 3 months.

Cos your mom drank em after she sucked me dry

I do. I have several 6 packs of micro brew. Right now I am drinking a nice Strawberry Blonde Ale.
Self absorbed faggotry detected in the OPs post.

it is not necessary to replace potatoes, and no carbs aren't bad for you people just eat too much of them in form of bread

Need a shed over my tool

Never had one when I played college ball I doubt I would now. Use to run a sub 5 minute mile and deadlift over 450 with no bent back for some of us genetics won't let it happen

It only takes one year of try dieting/hard lifting to get to a visible six pack if youre not an overweight piece of shit. And im being liberal with that number.

More like a parasol

>www.dicktowel.com

It takes a bit more

Because I'm 35 and like beer too much.

rollz for 999999

Someone got a nice GET

cause I can afford a .45

Nice quads

Parasol is what exactly?

Because studies have shown that pot bellied men are the best and longest lasting lovers.

An old school parachute

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Because I'm hydrated and have enough body fat to actually be healthy and survive in a crisis where extended activity or food were an issue.

Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it doesn't exist. They're in there somewhere.

Because i don't bother putting in the work to do so. I enjoy eating, drinking and doing other stuff than regularly exercising more than i liked my sixpack back when i had it

Fitting

Because I'm a lazy fuck.

Ah useful

Cuz i don't eat right. work out plenty tho.

A cocktail umbrella, user was inferring u have tiny peen. Hiiiilaaarious

A year?? () more?? What the hell? I get that i'm rather young and all, and that i wasn't ripped. But i spent two months, where i took (on average) 40 situps on a -30 degree bench with a 15kg plate on my chest... I was more than happy with the results. + i just ate whatever during that time

Mean u dick like this

It's legit. It was a study done by Erciyes University in Turkey.
Google it.

Cause I want to be as strong as possible. Which means either a bfa of at least 12ish percent where I dont show abs, or doing roids to drop bfa much further and stay as strong at the same time. No thanks.

i do, whachu talkin bout

well then you were skinny to begin with im very young aswell and before i gained abs i had to lose 15kg (33 lbs) and im training 7 days a week

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U mean this university?

Abs on a skinny bloke is like tits on a fat girl, fucking anorexic lightweights. Come back when you squat 2x bodyweight then we can talk about abs.

I want to lose weight the problem is that when I am exercising the pulsations are shot and I have to stop dry or give me an attack, but can you help me?

autistic or autistic?

I'm not a fag

Because bulking

Dubs get

Fags in thid thread dont know about lean bulks

Do as much as you can never mind how much just introduce physical stress to your body and with time you will be able to train more and more

i do nigger and i don't even work out

women hate it

Lean bulk, lel. Either youre a weak son of bitch when "lean bulking" or youre on gear.

6 packs are for amateurs! 8 pack master race here!

KYS

Cuz i already drank 3

Because it's the result of dehydrating the muscles and getting rid of too much body fat (an amount of which is healthy for you and insulates against the cold, allows you to float in water, etc.) Healthy abs do not show through like ribs do on a skelefag.

Because my job wants me to be a triathlete without the training.

i can attract enough women without putting any work in

>Strongfat in uni
>Played Squash and went gym almost every day
>Serious mental health problems and shit diet due to too much effort
>Lose stone and a half in 3 months after uni, getting close to sixpack
>Weird injury to ab in septermber, still injured, gained weight back on.
Love it