What is like to have a gf?

What is like to have a gf?

Don't know been single for 23 years.

half heaven, half hell

Been single for 5 years now sucks men

It's great until you realize that you can do better

at least you've had a gf mate.

A pain in the ass. Frequent bitching, shit cooking skills, lousy in bed. But I've only dated Asians so maybe other races are better.

are you me?

***spoiler*** they aren't

are you a fat built 220ib loner that spends most his time indoors.

Beat me to it

Overrated

are you counting from birth or puberty?

Gf are a necessary thing

implying op isnt 46

Sometimes it can be a pain in the ass because you want to do things alone (video games, art, whatever). Other times it can be amazing to not be alone.

She's a great cook and a great workout buddy, and likes to watch porn with me.

everything except fat, lay off the doritos and mountain dew chubster

birth im 23
No its just accumulated over the years is all, i don't actually eat very unhealthy..just don't do exercise other then walking.

You says that but there are plenty of successful kissless guys on here, see also; faggots.
Only necessary if you are lonely or want kids.

well I could claim the same time, but from puberty. Assuming puberty is 15-16

unduly burdensome @my age :)

It's nice to fuck something, but about 70% of the time it's extremely irritating working around 2 people's schedules and having to compromise on things.

Stay single, fuck whores.

Go lift bruh. It's good for you.

I am 44 years old. Never been on a date. What would happen if I got on tinder? Would things get real?

It's like having a maid,prostitute,and your mom rolled into one.

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You are simply with the wrong person. Or you would not refer to her (or him...) as "something". And fucking someone you love is vastly better than whores. But yes, better to be single than to be with someone you don't love.

If your hot enough to overcome the awkwardness I assume you have.

If you have a good one it is. Other than the mom part which is slightly creepy.

depends... If you have low enough standards, then maybe? But most likely not. Not having any dating experience will hurt you for a while. Trial and error.

I've never had a gf

When your single you want a gf. When you have a gf you want to be single.

A huge intrusive pain in the ass. It's easier to just masturbate and not have to give up your privacy, free time and money.

And yes, I know you think you're "really gonna connect" and find that one girl that means everything to you and it's gonna be Just Like On TV. But reality sets in in a few months or years and you're either sitting there brokenhearted, or you have grown tired of her and you have to deal with a raving psycho who sends unending texts to you, tries to fuck your friends, spreads rumors or otherwise goes completely psychotic.

Date, but don't go on more than a couple dates. And don't date girls who don't fuck on the first date. They're a waste of time.

I'm 34, never had one, never will have one.
I'm happy as a M.D, can get whatever I want and don't need to worry about another belly to feed.

Singel for 34 years, and i'm happy. Just kinda lonely at sometimes.

They should be like cars. Drive them hard until it wears out and trade it in for a newer model.

Dude you're gay as fuck.

Like bags of sand

It's nice, until it's not. Then it is really not nice. They're difficult to deal with because it's hard to beat them and get away with it, they use this advantage to be cunts with no ramifications. Just get whores or try your hardest to get a friend with benefit. That's just me, I find I've never been emotionally attracted to another person so it's all physical appeal to me

nice lie you tell to yourself, unlikable fuck.

I know you watch a lot of Disney princess movies and think true love is magic, but in reality, relationships are ALWAYS give and take. And I only like to take.

This

All true especially in modern times where the vast majority of them have become sluts. I've decided that my last one is my last. Had enough of that now and although it can get lonely, being single is the lesser of evils all things considered. It's funny when I hear stuff about how being with someone reduces stress. Could have fooled me!

When they said it reduces stress, what they meant to type was money.

I wouldnt know, man. I only have a wife.

I am unlikable, i'm Anti-Social. I hate to talk to females that I find attractive. There's a lot more
I think i'm a nice guy who cares for others.
I just don't need anyone to make me feel happy or what so ever. And i know i'm not an asshole like you who judges people faster you think.

lol. It wasn't really a money issue for me just that they become insufferable cunts once the infatuation wears off. Once they start nit picking at everything you do there's no end to it. You fix one thing and then there's another problem. Never satiated. Nag nag fucking nag.

>Be me
>Be 30 year old pillar of smug britbong
>Tinder dating or whatever with various women
>Tell self surely mindless sex is not enough and need to find woman of dreams
>Best friend points out optimal girl at my place of work
>9/10 hottie let down only by excessive athleticism reducing her secondary sexual characteristics
>outofmyleague.jpg
>3 months later have guts to ask her out thanks to inflated ego due a period of totally crushing Tinder poon
>goes well.
>we have been dating for a year
>planning life together
>sex is really poor
>she has no sex drive at all
>my sex life is currently the worst it has ever been
>don't want to lose perfect woman with perfect personality and all that shit
>every day is pain
>throw self into work so I don't have time to have sex
>everything is fine now except I have to masturbate at work every day
>everything will be well unless I forget to proxy

tl;dr

Have random sex and settle down when you know the sex is good. Don't go into shit planning to settle down.

That's because you're a beta faggot who doesn't know how to put a woman in her place.

True to some extent. I find after a while I just can't be bothered with the shit tests anymore. But yeah you're right to some degree I'll admit that.

A chore

>yfw gf goes out for "a couple drinks with the guys from work"

I don't have a GF because it's PRICEY !!!!

- gift for birthday
- gift for Saint's day
- gift for anniversary
- gift for monthiversary
- gift for every year graduation
- gift for Xmas
- gift for Easter
- gift for New Years' Eve
- gift for Helloween
- gift for March 8 "Womens' Day"
- gift for St.Valentine
- gift for newborn kittens of her cat
- many, many, many gifts for making her forgive some of my non-existent wrongdoing

I did not count cinemas, pizzas, paying for everything in a date, paying for her train tickets, and so on.

>TL;DR: I'm single, that is, I'm saving big bucks.

...and "gf" is an abbreviation for "GiFts".

Fuck more, but play less.

I think I am OK looking for my age. I assume awkward and experience means being able to lie well. I just thought I might give it a try. It seems there are lots of lonely women out there who will feel more comfortable in a dating app not a random real world situation.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

go back to r9k faggot

Statistically Speaking, you probably won't be able to say that in a few years.

Start hiding your money now.

When you get the right person, nothing could be closer to heaven. Good luck user.

I bought my girlfriend of 2 years nothing and we had a good relationship. she got fat though

Stay alone faggot

Depends on the one you choose

Does anyone know what happened to that girl?

That's the goal, beta

Is that Megan Turi? What happened to her?

>tfw you've been dating a grill for so long and you don't think shes the one
>tfw you can't break it off because you are both so invested in eachother
>tfw you just make her fall more in love with upcoming valentines day
>tfw shes cool to hangout with but you just know deep inside you could never truly love her

no freetime

kek, you have shit luck or you're just too garbage of a person to deserve a good girl. My girlfriend doesn't ask for money, and never will, enjoys being "oppressed" by my maleness, hates feminists, loves my cock alone, and is willing to go at a girl with me because she was a lesbian before I converted her to my dick.
Try to get like, half of that, maybe you'll have a life worth living.
Failing that tho, just kys and get it over with.

this

It's like having a girlfriend...

Imagine OP. Imagine living with somebody, cooking together, fucking when you want, and getting into frequent arguments over nothing. That's basically it in a nutshell. Oh, and you will have to make sacrifices when she wants to do things you don't want to but must.

Lastly if they happen to commit suicide like mine did you will want to die!

Nope, not my situation. Love this girl more than life and would murder a hundred children or die myself for her in less than a second.

Imagine having a wallet full of cash all to yourself that you earned

Now imagine having a gf is like throwing that wallet of cash into a fire

Do you think you are happier now? Probably not. But maybe youre into that. That feeling of watching your money burn is what having a gf is like

It stinks. She will suck your dick yeah, but she might not swallow. Plus she is annoying as fuck. My advice? Just order a fleash light and a big bottle of lube. It's way cheaper plus she not around so much more peaceful.

It feels great to have a gf, you feel wanted and loved. When things go south though, it fucking sucks.

Mine must be broken its like 10% heaven 90% hell. Where do I ask for refund?

I don't know OP, what if you just made a new friend instead? Sex is overrated. It's the loneliness that's caused you to ask us your question.

accrate

It's awesome to be alone with her.

There is a billion fucking things going on in her world and friends and family and society that come between the two of you.

tl;dr- deep down they're great but all the people who've affected them and continue to do so are the worst and hate her cuz they can't have her or be her and it's part of their being to not really be able to block that shit out. Also, they're affected by culture which is dominated by the faggiest faggots to ever fucking fag- inc. sports.

Go to a strip club and then a prostitute and do something you virgin

Have to agree. And I'm the guy who was talking about true love and partnership and joy for fucking ever, even being in a relationship for years.

It's all shit. Not because I was disillusioned, but once you get to know any woman enough, and are convincing enough, they're all sluts in waiting. Women are driven by emotion far more than men, and they will act on emotion. No woman will be the loyal, loving, perfect dream girl that most guys wish for.

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Incessant whining

I suggest being able to stand on your own alone. Losing that bitch you eventually start to depend on (everyone loses one), will stun a confident man, it will obliterate the clingy man who defined himself by that relationship.

You try watching any TV show, playing any vidja game, doing anything for more than 10 fucking seconds and you've got about 26 messages that need responding to or else "you're ignoring me". Worth it for the hole though.

I always thought dating was overrated and had no problem being single. Then I met the woman I love and I can't imagine life without her. Having someone who isn't a family member or a dog love you is one of the best feelings you can have when you love them back

I think it's obnoxious as fuck for people to bitch about being in a relationship. Try being alone your whole life and never been loved before through no fault of your own.

A mortgage or car payment. Every month she has to be paid.

>ignoring texts

Tits or GTFO

Grass is always greener.

>tfw u gonna kill urself and will never know what its like to have gf

I really really like this image

No privacy. Always snooping through your phone, pc and stuff. Not allowed to look at or talk to other women, even if they're your friends. Have to constantly reassure her that she's the only one you ever think about and will love her forever and never look at another woman. You get to watch her get fatter over time and shave less. You get to spend lots of money on her and there's a good chance she isn't grateful for it. The longer you stay with her, the more she'll demand massages before sex. Long ones. Drama out of nowhere all the time, not just during periods.

You can get sex. Might be a lot or a little. Might be good or bad. You can get your dick sucked. Might be a lot or a little. Might be good or bad. You can watch movies together. But most likely she won't be paying attention or you'll be struggling to sit through a movie you don't care for. You get someone to hang out with and joke around with.. but make sure you never look in the direction of another woman.

Either she'll cheat or you'll leave her before she has the chance.

This.

It usually isn't. Besides if you have a girl you can stand 70% of the time, keep her. Why get a new one used to your proclivities and neurosis?

Every girl is different. Some are cool, some are not. One thing that does not change: they are complex and require you to exercise your emotional intelligence frequently in order for the relationship to be maintained. Interpersonal understanding and good communication are both imperative.

>mfw you've been brainwashed by HOLLYWOOD so hard that you even think that it's an important experience that you should even have

you could say "tfw u gonna kill urself and will never know what its like to drive a railroad spike through your spine and paralyze yourself" and it would make just as much sense as what you said.

why would you even want to is my point

When you find the right one, it is the greatest thing on earth
I have been with my girl for 11 years and I wouldnt change a thing

She's probably fucking someone else.

>probably someone you know.

you wake up and shes asleep. go to get coffee together then work. she gets off work and you give her a big kiss. deez bitches love kisses. then you hang out with her, have a beer or smoke etc. chill watch netflix, then band practice together if your cool af like me and my gf. having a gf is wonderful and depending on the girl she can really help you organize your life. males have work ethic but females know how to truly organize your shit. get a gf! or not, being single rules too. life is a glorious time and all the bad vibes are only shadows. get it in user

If you start feeling the need for a girlfriend.. jerk off. You should come to your senses right after that and will make better decisions.

Top kek.

It's fucking exhausting. Not worth it 9/10 times. It's much better being single, believe me.