OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

Five top flight games this afternoon at 3pm:

>Manchester United v Burnley
>Middlesbrough v AFC Bournemouth
>Tottenham Hotspur v Leicester City
>Watford v Hull City
>West Bromwich Albion v Manchester City

EFL is welcome as always

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Perfect results would be
Burnley
Bournemouth
Leicester
Watford
West Brom

>watford
>not hull so blunderland are even further from survival

>implying hull should have even been in the premiership this season
They need to fuck off

post yfw pulis makes it 7 games without a win and poop drops out of the top 4

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What if the pockets were cut from inside and they were all grabbing their dicks?

Feels good waking up early to watch some football

Rate my breakfast bros

1/10 only because the bag is slightly aesthetic

learn to cook you mongloid

Diabetes.

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How much more can he take?

Do Americans unironically eat this muck for breakfast?

I think it's just that guy.

I utterly despise the way you put that fucking cup of coffee vomit inside your little metal bracelet.

Really hoping you get shot soon.

Minute's silence lads, no posting

Will >we continue >our fairytale rise above the franchise cunts against Bradford today?

Reminder that the reason it happened to Wimbledon and not some other club is that everyone used to fucking hate them.

But they are lovable now

lel kammy

Yeah, it's worked out alright for them in the end desu.

Fucking Bradford

REEEEEEEEEEE

It's badass lad.

alri la

Is Suderland finally dead?

Have we touched the ball yet?

Hull looking shakey already lol

Fucking awful decision giving him the job full time

big sam in?

No one else would take the job

Who wants a guaranteed relegation on their resume.

They'll probably go full Wigan with a double relegation

Easiest option for the Allams, they don't care anymore.

Besides, as "Head Coach" instead of Manager and a contract until the summer, he's basically a caretaker anyway.

I never got the whole chino meme, they're just regular fucking trousers desu.

I agree senpai

>They'll probably go full Wigan with a double relegation

What a load of cobblers.

Soup vessel, ends with "een"
Help lads

>a load of cobblers

Harsh but fair description of the hull team

tureen la

tureen

Thanks familia

Watford are completely dominating Hull.

I honestly have no clue what Phelan is instructing the team to do.

soup teen

shaw over

>lads, try not to lose by too much. Don't embarrass yourselves out there

'look lads, if you're lucky you might get a transfer of this shite hole in Jan, don't ruin that by getting injured'

DESIGNATED

>City refball

What a shock!

I was cleaning the mould off my walls today with domestos. Now my room smells like a hospital. Is it safe to be in here? Will my breathing get fucked?

APOLOGIZE TO POOP RIGHT NOW

Disgusting

it's either nothing or it's a red

you can't give a yellow because that means you've seen it, and if you've seen it then its a fucking red

Fuck sake, somebody end my suffering

Not if you have a few windows open, but you'll probably get a headache if you inside a while

>wet sbrom

Might give you a mild headache.

>Pulis

I'll leave the window open then.

My eyes hurt a bit, but that could be sleep deprivation

Why did you have mould on your walls in the first place? Show pics

>Man City have to pay off to refs to end Poop's drought

against a master of refball in pulis nonetheless

Speaking of mold, I have some in the shower but it's under the silicone lining. How the fuck do I get to it?

You'd have to strip the silicone off, clean it and then apply some more desu.

Never lived in cold climate before. All through winter I was creating moisture with my breathing. Behind my cupboard door it just cultured because I had clothes on my floor so I never closed the cupboard door. It was fucked. Pic related it was that green for the entire wall

It shits me because I've been sick all winter and I realise it's probably from breathing in spores from the mould for months

guardiolel exposed

MOre refball against bournemouth

up the villa

the huddersfield meme is ded

>bawwwwww

Lads Penaldo scored again from roughly 11 meters away from goal from a standing position. Nobody even tackled him, it was strange

it is baww. Spurs avoided two reds and Valdes should've got sent off there

Why are they so /comfy/?

>11 metres

New record for longest tap in?

>spurs
>ever getting players sent off

It really is a great badge desu.

Would scunthorpe and Bolton please fuck off?

That is nothing.

When I lived at home chavs would always run around on the roof and damage it so when it rained the water would come through the ceiling. The entire way around each side of the ceiling was covered in black mould.

It would also rain directly on where my pillow was and so the bed sheets would often end up getting soaked by the rain water.

keep crying

>conceding to gaston ramirez
ahahahahaha

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>Moyes

>being poor

Also fuck me what a goal by gaston

Really, really glad I couldn't go to Fulham today lads.

I've had to resit a year of uni because mould was growing in a student house I lived in and the landlord wouldn't clean it, made me super ill. There is a chance you will be badly allergic to a mould (everyone is allergic to them to some degree) and they can really fuck you up if it gets in your system (I'm still suffering slightly from it 9 months after moving out)

can't wait for bournemouth to get relegated

>tales from the life of a poor English lad

Absolutely dismantling the Huddersfield meme

student landlord in being grade a cunt shocker

Yay

Looking forward to that

I'm moving out in a month so hopefully I will get better

>Spurs penalty
I wonder who is behind this
Lehappymerchant.jpg

Name on RB this season who's been better than Fernando has this half

Pro-tip you can't and even if you can I'll ignore you because this is a shitpost

>pay £70 a month for sky and bt sport
>ZERO games on th right now
What the fuck is this?

Not even sure what's happened desu, after that Preston game we now look like conceding from every corner or free-kick on the edge of the box.

>glorious Nippon understanding of the engrish language

ass pee lee koué tah

>paying for TV

You do know they invented the internet?

literally what does Silva even do?

bt sport is a meme

>not watching ac jimbo on EFS every week

>Swindon
More like... Slosedon

Ha ha

>not knowing about the 3pm kickoff rule

Haven't the clocks gone back though?

tomorrow

Is ched Evans /our guy/