Just share them, this is a safe place

Just share them, this is a safe place.

I left work five minutes early today

i cum after 50 sek in sex but 3-6 min in fapping... wtf should i do? Sup Forumsros help me

I like traps more than I like actual women.

Dick excites me more than pussy.

It's called a faggot, and that's hardly a secret

sauce?

I fantasize about being double teamed by futa lolis

absolute madman

I prefer
>heteroflexible

Natalie Mars

i fantasize about being in the center of a bukkake, but am too scared to try gay sex

Doesn't matter how you sugar coat it you're a disgusting degenerate faggot

i masturbate to my friend's pregnant wife.

Dick is great, user.

small dick

I've sleep raped every gf I've had and some that were just friends.

It's surprisingly easy but probs gona end up in jail.

I've fingered a mare before

when I was younger I raided relatives panties, my therapist caught me wearing panties during a session and she nurtured it, my family eventually found my stash

even though i have 'friends' i'm incredibly lonely.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time, it's detachable.

Finally found your ass!

I said my penis is detachable, not my ass dipshit

Now I got that damn guitar in my head

24/female

By no means am I visually sexually attracted to children.
That being said, I get off to a LOT of asstr stories involving extreme ped and toddlers (girls)
I imagine I'm into it because I envision myself as the toddler, but still.
I'm a preschool teacher and I'm afraid this kink is gonna backfire on me one day.

I'm 22 and i'v been fucking Asian hookers since i'v been 17.

i'm a guy and i'm wearing a maxi dress, heels, and i have a butt plug in me right now

Does your name begin with a C?

i sometimes squirt water up my ass and shit it all out when i take a shit to make sure all of it is out.

One of my best friends recently broke up with his girlfriend of 1 and a half years after she said she wanted to see other guys.

He was devastated and my other friends took him out to a party to try and cheer him up. They asked if I was going but I said I didn't feel too good - they believed me because I wasn't in school today either.

They're all completely unaware that his (now ex) girlfriend has been fucking other guys (including me) for the last 2 months. I feel like literal human shit but she's got a fine ass.

If you're lucky you'll find someone your age who likes ageplay. I'm a man into younger girls, and my girlfriend is older than me (22) but she's very young and petit looking, she often gets mistaken for 15-16. She likes to do ageplay and it's... very satisfying

I did have a crush on that girl some years ago.

May not sound big but in my situations it was

I've jerked off to shadbase on more than one occasion

Drink some booze or smoke some weed. Makes you go longer if your a little buzzed.

dubs of truth

I was dating this girl back in middle school. It was near the end of 7th grade and the middle school dance shit was coming. Of course, I was going to go with my gf. However, 2 weeks before the dance she broke up with me and I was shocked. I became very depressed for a while but that wasn't the worst part. Apparently she was already talking to another guy and was going to the dance with him. I was so furious and mad that I wanted to kill them. Fast forward to the dance, I brought a bag of extra clothes because I was going to stay at my friends house afterwards. Inside the bag I also had a kitchen knife. I was going to stab these motherfuckers during the dance. As the event went on, I was just staring at both of them dancing. She looked so happy and it was making me both depressed and mad. It wasn't until my close friend found out I had it and talked me out of it. I agreed that it was a very stupid and reckless idea. So I let go and never thought about her again.

I sucked a guys dick about 15 years ago during an experimental phase. I still think about it now and want to do it again but I have a gf of 4 years.

I'm into ddlg/slight ageplay, but mostly for the sexual aspect. I like pretending not to know about sex and being oblivious to sexual advances.
I just really like being taken advantage of. I'm not sure how well I'd do with infantilism. I don't think I'd be into it as much.

18 year old me got blown by and old dude for money

I've been closer to suicide than ever before in my life during the last few days. That's despite a hefty dose of pills and having just started counselling.

I jacked a bro off while my gf stripped years ago. Couldn't go full cuck but that was a fun night.

Me and my twin sister (not Lannisters.. ) have a weird, somewhat sexual relationship and even live together in a 3 room flat.

I have coked and drunk and stoned gay sex with my gay best mate.
Every single time we sit and get proper wasted we end up fucking or some shit.
Started because I used to get my cock out when really drunk all the fucking time... and he liked what he saw, so he basically kept begging me every single time for 2 years whenever we get sniffed up until I let him give me head.

Go on...

I've been in a nearly totally anonymous MMMF thing. Once basically cursed someone with magic.

Green text?

I'm a homewrecker. And not even worth it ayyy lmao

i'm constipated. i have 12 day gaps between shitting.

honestly it's not really even that bad. i don't feel a difference from when it was 2 day gaps

you're not alone user

gonna need to those tiddies

I let someone else believe they were the father of my child. I don't care to ever meet the kid.

u seem like a stable guy

jk fucking lunatic virgin loser

> be me right now 18 years old
>virgin and basically masturbating everyday for hours on end
>realize I need to get sucked up asap
>post an ad on Craigslist for a female
>some guy responds asking if I can fuck him in the ass
> I say no of course
>offers me $300
>I say maybe
>says he'll blow me on a regular daily or weekly for $20
> I say alright
>meet up with him that night
> I go into his house dark as shit kinda scared
> see fifty year old guy with glasses grey hair on his knees by a couch
> I sit down. I wear basketball shorts with no underwear
>cock basically diamonds at this point making a tent in my shorts
> he grabs it
> I feel another hand grabbing my cock for the first time it felt amazing sine I've been masturbating at young age and got used to my hand
>his lips wrap around my cock
>legs twitch of excitement feeling how good it is
>blows me for a good ten minutes
>asks me where my most sensitive spot is?
> I moan the back of my cock
>he licks it with a circular motion for thirty seconds until I bust on his face and some on my stomach
>he licks it all up
>gives me $200
>says next time he'll either edge me for hours or I'll fuck him in the ass
>mfw technically "next time" is tonight

i feel porn has ruined me and im kinda gay now. i wish i could go back a time where one glance of an ass and id be jerking off

let us know how it goes

...

I dream almost every night of been killed.
But, when I wake up, I have a boner.

This confuses me.

Wrote this last week keke I just repost it. Want me to update?

my brother used to use my computer for a while and while i was about to empty my recycle bin i had found many of his dick pics

has anyone ever really been far as even decided to use go want to do look more like?

Damn... Not the person you're responding to, but I'm pleasantly surprised. Take them out?

Ok..
>Moved in together because we both got hired at the same company in a new town. Cheaper that way.
>Since we were born we have been best friends, always together.
>Always been close, lots of hugging, cuddling etc.
>Sometimes after drinks even kissing and some rubbing, touching.
>Everyone me meet think we are a couple.
>Co-workers look at us a little strange when we behave like we do. Don't care.
>Neither of us have ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend. Only each other.
Simply put I love her, she loves me.
We know what the other is thinking, we have the same taste, same humor and same everything really.
Spend almost every night after work in the couch cuddled up with each other.

>this
got just the right amount of buzz + fapped before and went for like 2 hours once

dude just ask em out like honestly go for it, you know you love each other so just do it man!

yes please!

, here.
Sorry but I think I didn't get what ate you trying to say.

Ah that's pretty nice. Was expecting something a little more sexual but glad you guys have something

iv been on the other side of this situation, and it completely wrecked me. You're betraying your friend for pussy you weak selfish shit. Pussy you can find anywhere else if youre not a desperate faggot.

What ever happens, happens. I'm not gonna push anything. Am I sexually attracted to her? Yes. Is she to me? Yes.
Will we have sex sometime? Probably.
We are just 23. Plenty of time.

it's a meme

im a drug addict that frequents coke, adderall, xans and other shit

Killed 3 guys in a cabin five years ago.

two in their sleep with an axe, the third with a 9mm when he went to the outhouse.

all three of them bullied me severely when we were 12 to 16.

life´s been shit lately so i felt the need to "live" a little. getting payback at the same time was a bonus.

Not really trying to derail the thread. Moreso trying to release my perverted kinks anonymously

alright man, cool!

i've done lsd around 300 times. mushrooms maybe like 80/90

>come over to his house again
> hear porn playing this time
>I ask him what we're doing tonight
>says "we'll see how long you can last"
>basically edged me for a good two hours
>many moments of stoping and waiting for me to not cum
>gf texts me to come over
>I tell him that I have to go
> he starts stroking hard
>he says he remembers my sensitive spot
>basically stroked me until I shot into my own chest area
>he licks it and hands me a twenty
>he said see him tomorow

I can go on if you'd like user kek

Lol as if anyone in here will object to seeing some big ole titties

original requester here

fuckin nice, what are you doing single and posting on Sup Forums with a body and a rack like that??

yessssss

10/10 tiddies

but what about some tig ole bitties

Thank you. Feels good not getting only hate..
One of her friends saw us kissing once (we were at a movie, romantic flic, her friend was at the back and we didn't know) and holy crap she freaked out. Kept sending texts to my sis saying she was gonna call the cops. Luckily she moved. Some people..

I browse Sup Forums because I'm introverted and depressed. Not my favorite board anymore because some of the threads have become dumb as fuck "post gril you know and we say what kind of porn she should be in and jack off to clothed facebook pics"

So Brad really dose do banter!!

Live and let live dude

honestly I think Sup Forums is kinda trash now tbh.. it's not the same board it used to be

Constantly lie to people when they ask me what I'm doing to make my life seem more interesting

Sup Forums as a whole is kind of trash but where else am I gonna post my nudes

newfig

What part of the world are you from?

>Next night comes around I basically edged all day
> I come inside again
>sit down on the usual couch
>see a little bit of stain from last nights cum explosion
>he comes into the room with lube
>I'm talking a bowl of lube
>basically starts stroking me
>starts blowing me and playing with my nipples
>I say I edged all day so I might not be as strong
> basically played with my balls for half an hour
> then licks my cock from bottom to the top
>I moan and start busting a 7 hour load of cum
>my legs still twitching
>he keeps stroking
>it hurts so good at this point
>I'm begging to stop
>my face when he did this for five more minutes while my legs twitch
>drops the twenty of my crotch area covered in lube,Precum and cum
>tells me to text him when I wanna do it again

I choked when me teacher suggestively implied she wanted to bang me in class after everyone left

I've shown symptoms of schizophrenia and am getting checked for a doctor.

California

yeah that's most threads now

I'm sure it wouldn't be hard for you to get a boyfriend and not have to come be jerked off to by us pathetic autists

If you live forever you will die trying

Love the piercings. Lets see what they look like without that bra

I want to leave my girlfriend just so I can fuck other people in degenerate ways.

Thanks for the story user

Got more. Got an email?

Wasnt really looking for a bf or any hookups for that matter. Just wanted to post my deranged fucked up kinks semi anonymously


Taking my bra off is too much of an effort.

i jack off to my psychiatrist

Where in California? If you are close, I'd happily cheer you up