paddys day edition
/brit/
cara
ah yes the old new thread gambit
plymouth is actually an alright place
this 2bh
'e
the irish are actually an alright race
head on ache
watching BASED rich spence lads
Stop making /brit/ threads.
how often do you buy actual potatoes to cook lads?
no
bee eff
you are irish you twat
no he isn't
Eating a potato.
yes i am
Isn't this the fifth one? Time to stream yourself smashing your bollocks.
Say an old friend messages you out of the blue inviting you to his birthday party, would you go?
asking for a friend btw
>muh heritage
no.
>no
killed myself
I said if there were five on the board at the same time. Catalog shows three right now.
What's it like having a dad lads?
Did yours teach you how to talk to qt grills and dance and be good at sports?
yeah
I don't fuck with no parties
>reddit
shan't be clicking that thank you
Depends, is he a batty bwoi?
my dad was born in cork
he's not english
need a bf
I got 21 seconds to go
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isnt this guy a nazi
Nah, mostly made me afraid of him because of his drinking and his two other side families.
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garfield you lazy cat
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ah yes tim's hearing things again
don't need a bf
no
reading some recipes from the potato council
didn't know taters were so versatile
truly at my lowest ebb
i'm both
dick in arse goes
IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT
boil them
mash them
stick them in a stew
lol what a wasteman
Then no.
FUCK PRIME MINISTER THERESA MAY
FUCK BITCH CUNT SHIT ASS
fuck off paddy twat
bit gay
Thirty-five people have been killed in a landslide at a vast rubbish dump on the outskirts of Ethiopia's capital Addis Ababa, officials say.
They say dozens of people are still missing since the landslide on Saturday night at the Koshe landfill. A resident said 150 people were there at the time.
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oh what a shame.
>muh heritage
hmmmmmm
Almost as funny as when some dumb cunts set their mattresses on fire and killed 35 other cunts in South America.
FUCK homophobia
i got 21 seconds to flow
reckon ethiopialad is okay?
>landslide
rubbishslide?
so if you like me let me know
let me in the studio
louise mensch reckons andrew breitbart was murdered by putin
are you a cuteboy?
can't wait for gta6 lads
gta online is boring as fuck
FUCK homosexuals
>11°C
no
brains of an englishman
brute force of an irishman
>When Sam spoke about chips yanks thought he meant crisps
Howling.
i rate louise mensch
very smart
I suppose women shouldn't be allowed to have children either since they're most likely to kill them.
join an autistic clan of roleplayers lad
makes it more fun
I used to play with a bunch of 30 year old american mongs
>in the middle of doing a shit
>DPD knocks on my door
>now have shit stains in my boxers
ah yes
REALLY need to stop drinking lads
this weekend has been a complete write off and I have nothing to show for it other than a hangover and having less money
>brute force
HAHAHAHAH PADDY THINKS HES STRONG HOWLING come over here and I'll fucking deck you cunt
>St Pats
>muh heritage
>it's not even St. Paddy's yet
It's all there. Bloody yanks.
wat
there is some lad who may browse /brit/ that works at rockstar though
he leaked a load of stuff on /gtag/
doing a new zelda on wii u
instead of a hangover, why dont you hangyourself xox
in my late 20s and wanking 3-4 times a day
sexual frustration reaching dangerous levels, could commit a 'cide oon
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they're a devious lot those DPD people
>I used to play with a bunch of 30 year old american mongs
doing what?
There's an autistic group that pretends to be garda with the police mod might do that
come to brum i'll fucking kick your head in you purebreed scum
>tfw this week is the week Theresa will destroy the last vestiges of British relevance
>tfw this week Theresa will begin the annihilation of the last hollowed husk of our post-war social safety net
>tfw this week Theresa will set Britain on a new path of hyperliberal capitalism where our whole economy will be a race to the bottom to service corporate interests in a desperate bid to salvage the sinking ship
>tfw this week is the last week we Britain can be called a first world country, British wages are about to plummet and our quality of life is about drop like a fucking stone
All this just because you lot got annoyed at hearing people speak Polish on the bus
>>it's not even St. Paddy's yet
yes it is
no one cares about the real day, this is the designated paddys pissup day
Alri' paddy see you in bout a half hour HOWLING AT THE FACT THAT YOU THINK YOU COULD EVEN SCRATCH ME
How to stop being an alcoholic:
step 1: put the bottle down
That's all
sometimes I forget that I'm not gay
>jerking off to my futa porn, ready to cum
>post service knocks on the door
>answer the door with my dick in my hand
>he starts staring at it
>tell him it ain't gonna finish itself off and he should do something about it because he interrupted me
>he steps inside and sucks me off until I finish
>tip him for his service and sign for my parcel
>Yes it is
No, it isn't, Nigel.
hmm? all those things are what the EU has caused
good
Spotted a paki
>you lot
I'll have you know I voted remain
>and I have nothing to show for it
what did you expect to achieve exactly?
>tfw full communism will finally arrive
Can't wait
why the fuck do i care? i'm moving to dublin if things go to shit
>I'll have you know I voted remain
imagine walking down the street and seeing tim hanging out his window doing this.
corbunnism?
absolute classic