Ask an English teacher at a Japanese school anything

Ask an English teacher at a Japanese school anything.

why are you such a weeb?

Why haven't you killed yourself because you obviously can't survive in your own country and have to pander to slant eyes.

nice trips

which country are you from?

nice dubs

US

Which city in Japan? Do you like it there?

Tokyo.
Yeah it is a great place. Lot of things to do.

Are you on JET?

Do the children try to touch your junk, i read anews article where the teacher says the kids are crazy curious about foreign genitals

Used to be but now direct hire.

No touching yet but yeah they are curious and ask a lot about it.

What do They ask about it?

Ever fucked a student?

Size and shit and if the hair is different. Stupid shit mostly.

Nahh, but another teacher yeah.

lies

The girls ask too?

nice 8s

How often do you get kancho'd

Nah, too shy. The boys are curious though.

23区 or out in the boondocks?

Boondocks, technically I live in Chiba on the border of Tokyo but I work in the city.

Do the jap girls wear cotton panties like in the porn ?
Do they flash their panties ever ?

Yes and yes.

Nice, I love the cotton panties
Do you get to see some cameltoe or just the bum cheeks

Don't you ever feel like a joke teacher? I mean their English is always shit unless they spend some times studying abroad.
How do you feel when you have to bow to your Japanese master?
Have you ever wanted to go back to your own country?

Expat living in Tokyo here. I don't understand language teachers clinging on a country they will never belong to.

Do you smile to them and acknowledge that you got an eyefull of their sweet candy

Do teachers get drunk together every week or is that a lie?
What's your school's uniform like? (girl)
Do They call you sensei? (if the answer is yes then what does it feel like?)
How much is your salary?
Rate the girls on a 1-10 scale on avarage.
Can you become a club manager or advisor or something?

Both man. The skirts are as high as you would think.

Post some photos you've taken of Japan

Not quite as bad as Saitama, but still not exactly close. How's your Japanese? Do you speak much English with any of your coworkers?

A lot of it is simply exposing the kids to furriners; whether they actually learn anything is almost secondary.

does your jambo jet fly cheerfully

sniffing panties of schoolgirls?

Studied Japanese in college and do not plan on doing this the rest of my life. My goal is Translating/Interpreting. I teach at a private school and have my own class so no Japanese master for me.

But I have been there before and it is just about getting experience and making the move to get a better job.

I get homesick now and then but I can visit sometimes. Love it here though.

Can we get some up skirts?

I know you got em

Not every but at least once a month.
Girls uniform is a basic catholic school uniform.
They call me sensei. Feels better than Mr. whatever
Sallary is about 2800 American dollars a month plus year end bonus s not good not bad.
Average is a 6 or 7.
Yeah I help with soccer since I used to play.

i like flied lice wid my far'dar is this correct way of saying in engwish

Japanese is pretty solid so can speak to other teachers. Use English sometimes with the other English teachers

Just anything?

For how long have you been doing this?

I've heard this "I've got plans" story from so many English teachers before.
Last time I checked they were still in their 40s living a sexless marriage in Saitama/Chiba/Yokohama, resorting to predating on dumb younger chicks.

Yeah. Pics of the school, life in the city, or scenery. Anything

I am so jealous holy shit.
Can ppl get english teaching jobs even though they are not native english speakers?
If not then what other jobs are available for foreigners?
Currently I don't know what I will choose to learn in university so what should I learn to make sure that I get a job there?

I know what you mean and that is very common. Currently my second year. And I am 25. Realistically looking to be in a company and translating or interpreting on a professional level by 30. Too many people get content because teaching English is an easy good paying gig here.

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You do not need to speak English to get a job as long as your native speaking.
But most places want you to have a degree. Or just have a good interview and make an impression.

does a bike rack not exist in japan

>what other jobs are available for foreigners?
Learn Japanese and another useful skill like computer science.
Then work for a foreign company. You will never be well treated working for a Japanese one.

A friend is making about 90k opening up the Japanese branch of a French company.

Not in Chiba

Have you ever been to yamaguchi much?

A nig nog stolen bike den

How did you apply to work there? Do you know any ways for someone without a degree to apply?

Have some butt pudding

met any weeb kids yet? also are buff bearded japs popular? is pokemon still popular in japan? im honestly curious

Not OP. One sec got pics

did you ever travel near the radiation areas? from the power plant

Why don't I believe you?

Timestamp your rail pass. I know you have one.

sincerely,

a guy who lived in Japan

Prob my favorite of the city

Disney

Halloween at mcds

No not much.

also expat US living in Yokohama

Every single person in this country plays Pokemon Go

Look online. Do some research. A degree helps but not necessary. They are desperate for teachers.

Awesome

Is it that important?

True. They will flock to places.

anybody Japan (ex)residents in here ever heard of foodman by aany chance?

Not OP, but used to live there. I miss the parks. I think this one was in Hiroo.

no

Cant say i have, care to explain?

Chances this guy can actually speak Japanese: 0.01%.

What do you do in the weekends and why are you posting on Sup Forums?

I'm just saying, man. It's the internet. We can't just take your word for something.

I lived in Takasaki for 4 years. If you're legit, you should visit.

oh just curious. he's a musician from yokohama (I think) who has been pretty all over last year or so

黙れ

Thats cool but yeah havent heard of him

Nice. You wouldn't actually use "damare" that way. Thanks for proving my point.

I'm studying to do the same op, looking forward to it.

Whatever man glad your happy

How much do you make a year roughly? Do you live lower class? What's your housing situation like?

Single apartment kinda tight but doesnt cost much.
Make about 38k American dollars a year.

Thanks for the thread dude this is interesting. Do you do any side work? Do you hang out with other foreigners mostly? You experience culture shock?

Even though I (not OP) lived in Japan for two years and change, my Japanese remained astoundingly terrible. Ambient exposure didn't improve my conversational ability one bit. (But I was also working full-time as a professional, not teaching English.)

Can you answer ? Why aren't you out doing something?

Have you heard of Duolingo?

Is it easy to fuck a Jap girl (14-18) if you wanted to?

How about older Jap woman (19+)

If u can't get laid why go?

I do some private lessons on the side for extra cash but it is not much. I have some foreign friends and some Japanese friends who are mostly drinking buddies. Culture shock happens but it is pretty easy to get over if you are ready for it.

can you talk more of your culture shock you experienced?

Well in Japan it is the weekend now. I sometimes chill and drink while checking out Sup Forums and watching TV like today. Or I will go out with some friends and hit a bar or hang out with a girl.

Did your senpai already notice you?

So it's saturday afternoon and you're nerding inside, why go abroad to do this?

Finished my interview with JET a few days ago. Now I'm dying from the wait on the results. I've got the same plan as what you've already done, which was work for JET then find a job in Japan on my own. Do you remember how youre JET interview went? I feel as if I didn't do bad and great either. Just wanted to know how tough is it to pass their interviews

Well I first came to Japan in Highschool on a foreign exchange then came back t the states to go to college. So I got all the culture shock out of my system then.

Japans a pretty chill place and the model off America a lot so it comes down to the language as the biggest problem. Honestly though I did not have much culture shock. Just go with the flow and dont think about things to hard if you come. They understand that your not from around here and help you out.

Do you teach year round? What are the drug laws like regarding say, bud?

Its not every week man. But you get tired and stuff and want to have a day to yourself sometimes.

You're an English teacher yet you misuse "your"?

I'm starting to smell bullshit.

>If u can't get laid why go?
because life is about more than just getting your dick wet. but yeah, Japanese girls of pretty much any age are hungry for white dick. just be confident and relatively fit, and don't have more than stubble

I had my interview in DC at the Japanese Embassy so it was pretty stressful. They asked me about my experiences and why I would make a good teacher. The best thing is to talk about anything related to English like books or plays or interests in multicultural things.

Is there a story to go along with this? Did you plow her rice fields, iykwim?