Going on a date tonight with a midget girl. Tips?
Going on a date tonight with a midget girl. Tips?
don't think too highly of her
don't belittle her
don't talk down to her
Dont keep her out too late. In other words, keep it short.
Slap her in the pussy
stay away from small talk
Share her with your mates midgets are horny little fucks and you'll never satisfy her on your own plus sloppy seconds are great
cuck
Don't ask for a stand up BJ
KEK
Always keep japs eye contact when talking. This is essential.
dont crouch down to talk to her
Don't show up
Bring a small step stool.
Alpha male here my girls always wake up in my bed despite getting fucked occassionally by other fellas, cpect yours is just fucking behind your back. How often do you wake up alone ?
Aim low
>girls getting fucked by other guys but using your stuff
>>>>>>alpha male
Don't wear heels.
Dont pull the anal beads out like You're trying to start a lawnmower
Bring a stack of about 3 phone books if you plan on looking into her eyes without straining your neck.
Tell her you are a reformed child predator so this is a nice transition for you