I believe I was abducted by extraterrestrial life. AMA

I believe I was abducted by extraterrestrial life. AMA

(Or somehow child me smoked some bad drugs that I don't remember)

is your name cletus and are you from alabama

wyatt, from missouri

do you remember what they looked like?

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very vaguely, i remember tall, slim, and dark.

mhm could you understand them at all?

they didnt speak, or if they did i dont remember them doing so. the only thing i remember is this sound like a bee flying by very, very slowly and something that sounds like a very faint inhale

you were abducted by niggers or aliens?

i dont remember the smell of fried chicken or the sounds of a basketball or chains, so im pretty sure aliens

strange. what did they do to you can you recall?

Not saying it wasn't aliens, but it could have been a psychotic episode.

I got head in that arch once.

How big was the anal probe?

MVP of the night

Nigga u in stl right now

i'm betting anal probe. that's what they always seem to do

it was like a series of events that lead to it, but ill greentext if youre interested, but for the main event it kinda went something like this

>everything is black
>looks like im falling through space or something, like theres very faint white static like stars flying by me
>those inhale and buzzing noises start faintly
>something that i cant describe more than "a figure that was blacker than black" appeared
>tall, slim, dark
>all of a sudden there are 3 of them and they surround me
>they dont stop looking down at me
>i cannot speak, cannot move, cannot close my eyes
>something i can again only describe as this "airy bassy sound with sounds like cars driving by or the ocean or like a very low cry" starts as they look down at me

then all of a sudden i was on my couch at 4:09 AM according to my cable box. i don't remember ever going out into the living room and last time i remember doing anything was playing in my room during the afternoon

Checked, also, I still live in the StL area, but moved out more towards northern O'fallon with a couple of friends since

I wasnt ever diagnosed with any kind of mental illness or anything of the sort, but i did have an unstable sleep schedule if that counts. I wouldnt rule anything out and think it HAD to be aliens, it just sounds like it makes the most sense, since this was after a few events that i just dont think could be a coincidence.

I believe. I would like to know more about the events leading up to it.

they dont do that anymore, they said they use "gluten free probing proteins" now as a healthier alternative

(this is a joke btw)

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i had a similar experience OP

>woke up feeling weird
>eyesight very blurry
>saw a few shadowy figures in my room
>door was closed but my blinds and window were wide open
>freaked out and threw blankets off
>grabbed my bat because i thought i was being robbed
>said "who the fuck are you?" "you better get the hell out of my house"
>they didn't speak english but i recognized them not being here to hurt me
>asked "what the fuck do you want?"
>one stepped forward
>didn't speak english but had tablet with writing on it
>"if you don't reply to this post you will never get a girlfriend, no immunities"

Yo, I'm from St. Louis.

I think the area is full of bad aliens and moon Nazis.

I was subjected to experiments as a baby/toddler (by Glen Doman at the Uni of Pennsylvania), but later I've realized that there was more to the experiments under the surface.

My mom took me to this weird dentist's office as a kid where they used unnecessary gas to knock you out completely. Now I have nightmares about the surgery I had there to receive a metal implant that wired into my brain.

Amongst many other things.

>completely knocked out by medicine
>nightmares about the surgery

pick one

wow so did I

>woke up feeling weird
>eyesight very blurry
>saw a few shadowy figures in my room
>door was closed but my blinds and window were wide open
>freaked out and threw blankets off
>grabbed my bat because i thought i was being robbed
>said "who the fuck are you?" "you better get the hell out of my house"
>they didn't speak english but i recognized them not being here to hurt me
>asked "what the fuck do you want?"
>one stepped forward
>didn't speak english but had tablet with writing on it
>"if you don't reply to this post you will never get a girlfriend, no immunities"

you just gave me autism.
copy pasta a post from 3 posts ago and didn't even add any humor.
KYS

i fucked your mom.