Lawyer boyfriend cheated on me so here is his diamond preferred citibank card number: 5424181101011885, 03/21...

Lawyer boyfriend cheated on me so here is his diamond preferred citibank card number: 5424181101011885, 03/21, 125 Andrew J Elliott 16126 Virginia St Omaha NE 68136

Jesus Christ, OP.

Oh the things i wish to buy but cant

I say fuck em, op. good shit fam.

Going to the public library tomorrow and ordering 5k of kratom

will report back

money money money bitches and hoes

Tits and timestamp or gtfo

What his cell phone number?

gonna buy a house with this. thxs op.

cell ima order pizzas

Lawyer boyfriend cheated on me so here is his diamond preferred citibank card number: 5424181101011885, 03/21, 125 Andrew J Elliott 16126 Virginia St Omaha NE 68136

this is why i've been browsing Sup Forums for 10 years

How many fucking NSA agents are circlejerking this fuckin thread, waiting to bait some poor retard into actually buying shit.
lol

Is this real?

Shit how do I get da muny

yo what if this was citbank doning tome crazy ad on Sup Forums and not the nsa.

do buying child porn

thatd be rad yo.
am i the only faggot in this thread did the nsa drone the other anons hello

dude thats fucking dangerous. Make sure you browse incognito.

I'm a millionaire now, thanks user.

its a meme you dip!1!1 XDDDDD

lmao thanks op

That's why you must never have relationships with bitches. He's gonna sue your ass pirate whore.

Remember kids, buy prepaid credit cards or transfer the money to a burnable paypal.

dude he's going to see his transaction history and inquire a criminal search of his bank

...and then?

Exactly XD

Card doesn't work

nice way to trick us into taking it all for yourself
wait until ops bf sues Sup Forums then youll have no where to take your tricks
little humor for your friday

I know what I am buying

Im not from burguerland so i bought x2 50$ psn cards it wors

screenshotting and emailing to this guy. This cunt's pay lol

Aye :D

Tried to get money in my steam account twice, got errors both times.

Help satan out, Sup Forumsros.

Phobe number?

What is this nigger nonsense.

Has anyone actually gotten money?

If I login I won't be traced will I?

bangbros gonna get u and force u in a porno if u login

What am I doing wrong here?

It doesn't work.

You lying cunts.

I've been b a m b o o z l e d

works confirmed...but why didn't you get all the packages?

bamboozled meme is funny meme whn youre highjust for future reference.

THIS IS A FBI ENTRAPMENT THREAD

*knock knock*

lol I just got a Dota 2 season pass! Thanks so much!!!!!!!!

Yes

I already have money so I linked this thread to his FB. Lulz

Any fellow theater workers have stories from LEGO Batman's opening night? I just got home from my shift, even the falcon handlers were having a rough time holding it together near the end. 2 1/2 pretty good stories.
>work at a privately owned theater
>Cute place, not usually busy, staff is kind of sitcom-y
>Come in dreading work
>not ready 4 children
>woman comes in
>Looks 70, can't be older than 40
>I could name all 30 of her cats by looking at her
>thin as a twig
>crazy eyes
>I'm reaching for the panic button
>"O-One... is this a movie theater?"
>"Yes"
>"One... movie... and a popcorn, small"
>okayjustdon'thurtme
>she tries to pay with a card
>"Card could not be accepted because TRANS DENIED"
>ok
>Try again
>Try again
>Look at card
>Man's name
>ok
>ask for her last name
>it's the same as on the card
>"Okay ma'am the card isn't going through, do you have cash or another card?"
>She looks terrified
>"N-no... I can go get some... at the bank... some cash... at the bank..."
>"Alright, you only need 16 dollars"
>"Okay... I'll go get that... at the bank... I'll be back... from the bank"
>ye ok
>Hour later
>She's back
>Hands me a nasty crumpled 20
>She looks like she's just been through Hell
>"O-one... movie"
>The movie she wanted was sold out
>She looks devastated
>Never seen again

tl;dr A woman probably sucked an old man's dick in the parking lot to not get into a movie

hehe this isn't a new thread retard

Did I just witness some fucking sperg think that replying to this thread was starting a new thread im too high to tell rn

Nice meme

Checked

Alt + F4 please.

You're all scum