Bro help is needed. My wife is 7 1/2 months pregnant. She is horny all day every day. Any mans dream right...

Bro help is needed. My wife is 7 1/2 months pregnant. She is horny all day every day. Any mans dream right? Except every time we go to get busy, I can't stop thinking about her amniotic sack, filled with baby and baby excriment, and then I go flacid and start gagging. I actually threw up after we tried last night. The stomach virus excuse is starting to not work as she wants me to see a GI specialist at this point. Not to mention her milk has let down and her areolas are massive. Like I'm talking most of her now size D tits (Theh were B's at most before this). I am so excited to be a dad. But pregnancy is the most disgusting thing ever. How did you get through it Sup Forums daddies? Any advise?

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damn man, that sucks. you can't just tell your girl she flat out disgusts you, but at the same time your needs need met. The thing is, that this pregnancy stuff isn't forever, but it only gets worse from here until your child comes. That should make up for it.

Hang in there bro.

This makes me physically ill please god no

post her nudes

Man up and bang her.

I just try to think about how my child is eating her body from the inside. That usually gets me hard.

Only another month and a half hopefully. I may have to tell her the real reason Im thinking. But not in a mean way. She is just so emotional and shit. Doesnt help that she literally is reaking of dill seeing as pickles are her main source of sustainable intake lately with all the fucking cravings she has.

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Just tell her the truth, She may be a bit mad but if she's at all reasonable, she'll understand.

And to quote previous user, Your child'll be worth the pain of having a disgusting wife for 9 months.

I'll fuck her for you bro.

I have never been so flacid

Babies dont poop in the uterus.

>she literally is reaking of dill seeing as pickles are her main source of sustainable intake lately

Top Kek

They pee though I looked it up

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fucked the shit out of my pregnant wife many times. she was more in to it for the second child, first wasn't as much.

Married fag here: Ignore that shit and just fuck her doggy, that pussy is going to be hibernating very soon, and for a long time. You already chose to have a kid with her, and we don't get prettier with age.

I hope your 12 year old ass realizes that women aren't fat for 9 months retard...the first few months they look normal

>Doesnt help that she literally is reaking of dill seeing as pickles are her main source of sustainable intake lately with all the fucking cravings she has.

jesus christ how horrifying

you don't have long left. you got this

Clearly ya don't know that most women get fat and it takes time to get rid of that fat after birth (Assuming she tries to get rid of it).

It was just an random, guess at how long she'd be disgusting.

Worst. Advice. Ever.

Pregnant women are anything but reasonable.

OP, just man up and bang her. Do it doggy style and get over with it.

This is just an ugly woman who became an ugly pregnant woman.

There are plenty of women who look good, or at least, better looking than this woman when they're pregnant.

Not to mention, pregnant women arent exactly what you would call reasonable. I offered her a back rub last night and she started crying because "I only want to look at her from the back where she isnt fat"

Foreal though I want to see someone fuck with someone who smells like a pickle. Not easy man.

This sounds like my personal version of hell.

Some girls are reasonable while pregnant.

Honestly though, having a 7 month pregnant wife is no mans dream. The pregnant are a bunch of cunts.

Well tell my wife that. She is normally a very level headed woman. Shes 23. But the pregnancy has made her a cunt. Its like shes making another human or something with the way she acts lately.

Well, Most aren't.

Also "Making another human-being" while true, is not the best statement since the actual process is 100% unconscious and the woman is mostly just providing the fetus nutrients.

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Making another human is zapping emergy out of her like a 360 controller. Clearly you have never been around a pregnant woman for long bro.

What do you mean? I'm not disagreeing hormones are way out of whack or anything.

Just stating a interesting fact.

We did it in doggy style when my wife was pregnant. Sort of out of sight, out of mind.

Still doesnt change the fact tht she is growing another human and at this point it is anything but subconscious. She feels him kicking, cant sleep, eats a shit ton, and is tired constantly. Then she has this horrible sex drive... So no thsts not a fact. Unless you are suggesting its like she just cant feel our baby?

I havent tried doggy style. Im afraid she might accidentally fall down on her stomach and crush our baby hhonest to god. But I guess I am just going to have to go for it.

Please weird my comment again as you clearly didn't understand it my friend.

Also she's not growing another human, feeding one sure, not growing.

Nah man she iss growing one by feeding it. Their bodies are connected and shit. Pretty sure if you feed something to increase mass you are growing it.

Be a good man. Be a good father. It's no longer about you. It's about the kid and how you teach them to handle themselves in a world that's getting more and more disconnected from what matters. Your temporary aversions come second to satisfying your wife and providing her with the comfort she needs to be the best mom she can be. Stop bitching and do your duty.

Anal

Yeah but, that's for like plants not humans.

Gonna have to agree with OP on this one mate

I absolutely agree. I feel terrible that I cant satisfy her when she needs me. I just cant get it up yo.

Are you retarded

Are you growing a homeless kid, cause you give him some bread on your way to work?

In a manner of speaking yes. Just like how, every time you choke down a load from your dads cock, you are taking in nutrients and growing your body.

there is no excrement, babies don't excrete anything until they start using their digestive systems. there's nothing in there but baby so pump that woman full of more baby batter. if she is lactating and you don't like the taste, then don't drink her milk. instead treat her like a cow and milker into a bucket.

Force feed yourself viagra.

Seems like you're in a real pickle.

Thanks user, I will never look at pregnant women the same. This is a good thing though, not expected, but still good.

Praise Kek, bless you and the user who did the research.

When you eat certain vitamins to make your hair longer or nails longer, are you feeding your fingernails?

Almost there

HA! My dad always cums in my asshole! HAHA YOU ARE WRONG SUCKER!!!!!!

In all seriousness though, that's insane...Who the hell uses the term "grow" like that?

The fetus grows itself, so yeah, but the mother is just feeding the fetus.

The fetus is growing itself.

stick it in her pooper, OP

this, lube her ass bend her over and pretend shes not pregnant

wait until her nipples are all long and chewed up

Pregnant women. Who are GROWING a child in their womb. She planted the seed and I watered it. Thats basically how babies are made.

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Ill only do that if I want my nuts chopped off and fed to our cats.

no YOU planted the seed

Actually you're wrong. He was right.

also buy a dildo that's larger then you for her and stretch her out a bit, it will help make the delivery easier later.

The egg is the seed though. My cum was the water.
This is the most off the wall argument i have ever had. This is all metaphorical.

Not how it works. Unless we have a 10 cm in diameter dildo she can just plug up with...?

They aren't growing it.

Also that comparison makes absolutely no sense, it's more that you provided half of the seed and she also had half of a seed and together they can form into one thing. Please learn biology dude.

Growing? STOP TALKING ABOUT PLANTS! We are talking about humans here and I refer you to this statement

the egg is the earth
sperm is the seed
earth just sits there until seed is planted inside it

So disgusting

Thats a different perspective. Im looking at the egg as a seed, body as the earth, and sperm as the water

oh man my wife was so horny during pregnancy and i also just couldn't make it happen. we were having a girl and it just weirded me out, knowing she was in there. we just didn't fuck for a little while.

don't worry about not keeping your wife happy for the next few weeks, because once that baby shows up you're both going to be sleepless, insane, and miserable for weeks anyways. nobody will remember or care about how much sex there was or wasn't in the lead-up to the beginning of the rest of your life.

my kid just turned a year, for reference. don't listen to any goddamn person whose kid is more than 2 years old. they've forgotten all this shit and how fucking horrible the first six months is. it's evolution--if we didn't forget we'd never have more.

the first 9 months is just straight-up survival. good luck. none of this shit will matter very soon.

Seeds fall from space? Thats a new concept...

earth as in dirt you dingus

people this stupid shouldn't be allowed to breed in the first place

Okay so I dare you to go up to a pregnant woman and suggest she is feeding a fetus while she eats. I guarentee she will give you a nasty look. Or you could say "Aw, youre eating for two to help the baby grow." and she will be fine with it. Absolute fucking retard.

You should learn to read what he wrote. As it's written. Turn off the autism comprehension and reread.

OP here, that wasnt me.

But you don't water a seed only once. Watering a plant is something that's maintenance, not genesis.

Also, almost entirely unrelated to your suboptimal metaphor: you're an enormous cuck, pussywhipped to no end by your wife.

What does that have to do with anything? Pregnant women are stupid.

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I find most people are stupid

>this is how she is going to feel about you and sex for the next 5 years.

At least they can create life. Which is way more than you will ever do with yours.

>But pregnancy is the most disgusting thing ever.
Kill yourself before you pass your pussy memes on to your offspring.

I find most people are easy to steal from.. Doesn't mean I steal from all of them..?

No, you're wrong. They do shit and piss in the womb you retard.

That's true, pregnant women are even more stupid though.
Why has Sup Forums been invaded by cucks and SJWs?

Found the feminist

Wewlad. I'm learning all kinds of shit on Sup Forums today.

>space seeds
>human women being asexual
Whats next? Water comes from meteorites?!

Nah I am just a good husband and dont appreciate anyone talking that way about my wife. Which makes me more of a real man than you dickweed.

Any retard can reproduce and call themselves a "real dad" you dumb nigger. Its poor, unintelligent folk like you that need to go take a shower.

I never insulted her...You just come across as a beta-fag or SJW neither of which are good things.

Work on being a bit more Alpha either that or stop being SJW and your life'll improve.

well... yes, and asteroids and comets

I didnt say I was a real dad. I said a real man. Clearly you are more stupid than the pregnant women youre going on about. Kek

Can you name the meteorite tho? Hint theres only about 200 samples of them...

That dude wasn't me, he was right though.

Not even the same guy.

I miss nametags... And haven. I loved that guy.

thank jayzus ive never got a girl pregnant

I don't think you're as clever as you think you are.

You're right with that one pal, in the very least if you do get a girl pregnant make sure she's a good girl (I mean that with looks, personality and how they obey you aka submissiveness)

was having a look at this earlier, cant rmemeber why now, but just thought id add this to add on to how much of a fucked up meme the human body is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_familial_insomnia
remember that next time you cant sleep