Does your country have a brother?

Does your country have a brother?

A retarded little brother who tries to latch onto everything you do. Also he has downs syndrome

A retarded little brother who tries to latch onto everything you do. Also he has downs syndrome

My lil bro Southkorea

No, but my state does.

Yes :)

Our older bro Austria.
Their pride as big brother who is smaller as weaker is often a problem. But I like him.

you don't even speak the same language, Uruguay is literally little Argentina.
fuck off monkey.

yes

Yes and its not even that retarded

Fuck off weeb

I was about to post the same pic.

Macedonia.

delet this right NOW
i am NOT joking

Hehe, yes

Albania is brothers with Serbia?

Two retarded little brothers who try to latch onto everything you do. Also they have downs syndrome

>that porteñoposter again
Not a single neighbour of yours likes you, not even Britain. You have no positive history with Uruguay or Banda Oriental as a whole, you're a backstabbing ape and that's why you have 0 allies. You tried to invade and annex literally every country around you and got btfo every single time. Just shoo, villa monkey.

Fuck no.

belgium

Its more like the kid you got from a one night stand whom the mother wanted to keep and turned out trisomic.

Slovakia is our twin that was separated at birth.

All Southamerica is our little brother.
Mexico is a cousin.
Pic related is our brothers from another mother.

>brazil
>calling anyone a monkey

you seriously think that Uruguay isn't just a smaller version of Argentina?
I don't care who likes us or dislikes us, you're just being a retarded monkey.

>buenosaires.jpg

Some of our countrymen moved to this place in search for a better life. I chuckle every time.

It doesn't

Not even a nordic nation?

Not really

not brothers, but sometimes the French are called "our transalpine cousins"

No
We're single child

france or ireland

They are both sons of Turkey

hey same, ireland
i think every country has one

>said the new Somalian cuck

No.

Denmark could be considered our brother.
Brittain is our former rival/bully turned drinking partner and friend

hmm

@OP

One retarded and one nice.

Mongolia and FInland?

>Asshole big brother Russia being technically correct but obviously having Belarus and Ukraine mixed up the wrong way in his own mind

Chile is your brother who bullies you into suicide.
PeruANO!

kind of rude t b h

That's one country.

Ukraine is a retard, Belarus is nice, nothing is mixed up.

except that you're probably referring to wallonia, which is not representative of the country, you absolute fucking retard

Uruguay and maybe Braz-- only Uruguay

no

In that time any place was better than your shithole of poverty and war

Sorta. He`s still friendly with us but he doesn`t visit dad anymore.

Who are those guys? Could someone give me a quick rundown?

Not brothers, peruvians can go to hell.

Leave Peru alone kiddo, he's with me

At least we're on better terms with mom than you are

More like distant relatives you only know by name because your dead mother wrote their name and telephone number in her tiny notebook.

this desu, when they used to be richer than us they treated us like shit, then they tried the biggest amount of land they could from us threating us with their army, population and making an alliance with bolivia and peru

Now argies bitch because we supported the UK but it was their fault, if they had treated us well we would probably have support them
BUT NO, they fucking said that we were next after winning against the UK

fucking backstabbing hypocrite trash

>MUH FALKLANDS

I would support the UK 10000 times, ROT IN HELL

Shut the fuck up

stfu, you country is the dumbest one
how it feels supporting bolivia, trying to 2v1 chile and getting your fucking capital conquered for years and getting it returned to you because your conquerors were nice guys, lel

literally a cuck nation

Portugal used to be.

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Yes, two. It also has an adopted son.

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No

> adopted son.
are you talking about finland or somali?

I don't get this. It's the same thing with "le sweden is somalian colony" meme. There is absolutely no connection between the Swedish government and somalias. No somalian forces are exerting influence over the Swedish state. All we have are expatriates who have abandoned their former home and are now scrounging for food and work in their new one.

Obviously Finland. We raised them into what they are now.

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egeszege paprika

>leaving out Iceland and Faroe Islands

Heartless Swedes

Don't say I didn't warn you

Macedonia can be called a brother, but it's more like a cut half of your liver that regenerated and made itself into a new human being that is exactly like you, but hates you.

Spain.

Jeez, why is it like that?

Schluchtenscheisser 1 und 2

>we raised them into what they are now

Not in every sense

But in many yes

This

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No

Why are balts so cute

What country are you? I am in phone.

Impressive.

Germany.

t. France

Russia is like the retarded brother.

nice

no it's not
I mean it is retarded, but it's not a brother

Hmm, maybe Corrientes/Misiones, otherwise were a special snowflake.

>Guatemala will never be this cool

Delet this
kek

Slovenia

excellent posts

quality

VERY nice

noicee

fuck off you fat fuck

Beautiful

*claps*