Have you ever been so sad you can't even pop a boner?

Have you ever been so sad you can't even pop a boner?
GF of 3 years texted me this yesterday and I can't even jack it to get some sleep.

Stop being a faggot. Find another chick. Always have a backup plan.

>women will always be sluts

sorry bro

I've been out of the game too long man, I don't know how to flirt anymore. Not to mention I actually kinda liked her.

I should start building up my pepe and wojack folders

Cry more you big baby. This is a woman we're talking about. What did you expect?

Heavy days my boy

The way I deal with these kind of situations is to fight back, but your GF seems to have kind of made her mind up. It might be a shittest though.

Just alpha up and she'll want to be back with you. Maybe you won't want to be back with her because of all the pussy you'll be getting.

legit serious question from somebody that intends to actually give you advice. how old are you? and what country?

You have autism

If she doesn't want to be with you then it wasn't meant to be. /thread

Just turned 20, smalltown USA

brutal.

on the bright side, she was clearly an idiot who let western ideas plant the thought in her head that she cant be strong or find herself without fucking a tonne of random guys. your lucky she dumped you so you wouldnt have to deal with her cheating

3 years is nothing man. give her space.

if she fucks off for good then oh well. for the love of god do not start acting like a whiny fuck or beg her.

more of the convo if anyone cares

Dude, you really gotta stop being a beta cuck.

Sometimes men are alphas and then they settle down, become beta, get boring, and the women leaves.

Let this be a lesson to you.
(I used to be like you too. We all grow up.)

>alright then
>its fine

way to not be a faggot OP, no sarcasm. shes a bitch for doing it through text after 3 years. fuck her.

not the guy that asked but this is your problem. assuming your white and she was white and she was 18 to 21.

women are RETARDED until their early 30's. they are idiots from early 30's to early 50's.

they only become smart once menopause kicks in and kills their estrogen.

>3 years
>actually kinda liked her

i'm pretty drunk atm, should I dump some nudes as petty revenge

>smart

the few with brains do yeah. most still are whiny fucks when they get older and act even more like children.

maybe its just my experience then. i can count on 1 hand the number of idiot post menopausal women ive met.

Also idk why the fuck she acts like I control her thoughts or whatever, she goes to uni 3 hours away and I only see her like once a month, then all we do is get drunk and have sex. I made it my relationship goal to control her actions as little as possible. IDK man this is some bullshit

>I need to find myself.

It basically means that she wants to go fuck other guys.

dog.. your girls a hoe,

OP the sooner you let go, the sooner you'll be able to recover and start being happy again. But yes, you should dump nudes as petty revenge.

Lol she's fucking someone else. That's the only reason women pull this bullshit. Cucked.

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>she goes to uni
You are not going to want to stick around for that, she is going to be a rabid blue haired randomly gendered dyke.

Just stop talking to her and find someone or something else.

She doesn't care. Do what must be done, young Skywalker.

Literally answered why she is leaving you. If I was her and lived a relationship like what you just explained just now, fuck would of left about 6-months to a year in. Not trying to be a dick op, but let her be herself don't make it seem it's her fault or she won't crawl back, be respectful and supportive that's all she needs bro

Not the same user, but yes this the stuff. Get us more!!

blue hair is sexy doe

>she goes to uni

what is it about university that turns women either into rabid cumdumpsters or into frigid man hating feminists?

Ya dude basically she wants to be plowed by other dudes and she broke up over Facebook pretty pathetic..this is the world we live in these days

This OP.
The only place she will be "finding herself" is on the end of a cock that is bigger than yours.

yuck shes gross just dump her lol

2 break ups over txt i feels ya

We started dating Senior year, so we had a lot of time together before college started (we're sophomores now). And we used to facetime every night and do sappy shit like talk about our day and stuff. I was honestly the most supportive boyfriend ever. I gave her as much space as she needed, I never told her what to do but I always supported her decisions. In three years I never yelled at her out of anger once, we would always just sit down and discuss our problems. I honestly have no idea what I could've done differently.

"i've been out of the game too long" nigger shut the FUCK up. you have your whole life ahead of you. defining your life and happiness off of whether some bitch is next to you or not is retarded. grow your own self worth. LET HER GROW HER OWN SELF WORTH. i dont know anything else about you, but if you ARE a controlling fuck, then you're smothering any chance of having a happy relationship. if you arent, and she's just misreading social queues or is worried that you wont like her if she disagrees with something you say, then she needs to grow the fuck up. neither of you will ever be happy until you're both satisfied with yourselves. it sounds cliche, but the problem is that its a fucking FACT. 29 here, and it isnt easy to accomplish. im not the happiest with myself, but im fucking trying. im looking for somebody that is willing to support me when i falter, and who is secure enough in themself that they dont do what your girl did, so i can help them when they falter. im not expecting somebody to be perfect, and neither should you. people need to be free and individuals. you CHOOSE to journey beside somebody else.

stay in touch, stay polite, dont smother, be supportive. if she actually cares about you and isnt just trying to whore around and "see what she might be missing out on in her youth", then she will come back. this is of course assuming that your relationship now, and after the space is any kind of healthy and positive. grow up and be mature about it. chicks dig confident, mature guys.

if she's just gonna whore around though, and/or has no intention of really keeping in touch, then she isnt worth your time. improve yourself, and find somebody who who is. be worthy of theres by improving yourself.

Yeah she's likely on some nigger cock right now. She felt bad after she got aids and impregnated by tyrone so she broke up with you.

Also post some quality fap material so I can jerk my sorrows away pls

If she wants a break, this is a freebee to have a little fun, go for one night stands and If she's ready get back with her simple, have fun while you're still young

>Beta
>cuck

At least she could have let u watch her getting pounded by Tyrone. Maybe u should ask her rite now? I mean it's still cuckolding when u watch it on facetime

Schools have become become a place to destroy lives and not improve them.

Here OP text her this
She either lied to you and found some other faggot, or wants you to be this.

"Actually, you know what Im going to keep controlling you, and occupying your every single thought. You will continue living for me, because thats the best for you, like your mind is telling you. This obsession is never going away. The only way you can be happy is to let yourself be controlled by it, and me."

I actually really aprecciate the advice. The relationship you laid out is exactly what I've been trying to model this entire time. I don't think that's what she wanted though. I really treated her like a princess but at the end of the day I think she just wanted someone that would agree with her 24/7. She honestly never treated me with the same level of respect that I treated her. I just think we want different things out of this relationship

This
(Minus the personal bullshit and aggression towards himself)

she's fucking someone else bro. "find myself" is no joke, woman speak for "I need to know just how many guys I can fuck, and which one is going to get me higher up the ladder." She's fucking branch swinging bro. She's going to find out no one wants to deal with her shit, and just use her as a cum dumpster. She'll come crawling back in a year with herpes or a kid. Hopefully you don't take her back.

So, the thing you kids don't get yet is that once someone has feelings like this that they've obviously thought about, they don't go away.

Better to waste 3 years than 6. Or 10 years with kids etc.

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I kinda understand that sentiment, I always have thoughts about other women and if alcohol was a factor it might happen, and I hate myself for thinking like that but it seems inevitable

>once someone has feelings like this that they've obviously thought about
>women
>think

dude if your old enough to be calling anyone kids then your old enough to know that women dont think

Shes fucking someone else you dumb bitch

I was in the same situation you were last semester.
Girlfriend wanted to break it off. Let it happen. If you let it go and it comes back it was always yours to begin with,,
In my case I wasent a beta cuck and she realized how fucked she is without me. But if not, then fuck it im sure youll be fine.

holy shit the edge
got any more of them redpills for me bro??????

ya heres one: your a faggot and are gonna be cheated on till you figure out i was right about the above post.

have fun

She's a hoe and thats all you need to know.

damn dude you gotta let go of all that anger and just live life holy shit

i read that text in the voice of the chick from the purge ep off rick and morty, when morty is hitting her up at the end classic. anyway she's way moved on and is using all this, "i need to find myself bull shit as a cop-out man. If she lives 3 hrs away and all you do is drink and fuck when you see her that once a month, she wasn't your gf anyway, she was just some once a month pussy hole you nutted in.

She has derpy tits. I tried tolerating that kind of physical deformity in the past; "HURR DURR I'M NOT SHALLOW." but I was just fooling myself. Behind her physical defects was the kind of crazy that's self-aware enough to hide itself until it ensnares you. Looks like you dodged a bullet, OP.

Also; she is definitely fucking someone else.

Ok then cry more. What solution would you like us to offer you? Jesus, maybe if you weren't such a chick then your gf would haven't of left you.

Not gonna lie her tits were a little too derpy, but they were also tits that I got to play with so I was willing to look over it.

>Juat turned 20...

She's literally acting like many women do at that age. Heard the same excuse from an ex when I was 20. Move on dude, you have atleast another 50 more of more excuses from bitches, best get use to it.

"I need to find myself" is girl-speak for "Ima go date this other guy now."

Just so you know.

>Baaah I wish there would be another way
As in other than doing this over text, like you do care?

Get another chick OP. Don't worry about the erection thing, if you're drunk and feeling down, it happens. You can do better than this woman.

Thank you to all the helpful and thoughtful advice. I think I can finally sleep. Gonna wake up tomorrow and hit the gym, get back in shape, and go fuck some bitches. Have a great life everyone

Hey, just do like you don't care, and in a couple of month she'll recognise that there are only some randome fucker in the market but nothing as Deep as You two had... then she ll come back on her knees;) thats how it always worked in my life. Have a gf and about 3 exes wich try to get me back, but i dont let them bc need them as backup Plan ;)

Kek. Weed and porn could help

She's already fucking someone else dude. Dump that whore and move on, fuck her best friend or something.

Send her a message saying something like OK, that's cool. Then tell. Her you're cutting her off and don't wish to speak to her anymore.

Be a man, and take the control back.

She says she's been thinking of ending it, you fucking end it first, with a fucking period at the end.

She's expecting you to be needy, the second you do the opposite then she doesn't know what to do with herself.


Post the conversation here afterwards to prove you aren't still being a bitch about it.

Forget about her OP. You're out of her league, I know it sucks and you obviously cared about her. Which is horrible that she's doing this, but would you really want to continue with her if she's doing this type of shit? Nah man, dump her and move on.

Good Plan mister ! I hope he'll do as you told him, if not he'll be screwd and Spend the Rest of his life with regrets and depression...

I agree, do this OP.

Op? Are you still in here?

Any face pics for us?

You know she's cheating on ya right?That text is the standard breakup shit for bitches who cheat.

Trips of truth

>3 years
>actually kinda liked her

Sounds like she's submissive and conflicted about it. 666.

OP, it sounds like you completely smothered and dominated her. She's finally realised that.

If only you'd have encouraged her to develop her own interests outside of you and grow as a person, then perhaps this wouldn't have happened.

You are the architect of this situation - it's all down to you and your poor relationship skills.

Sorry bro but she is literally telling you she wants to be with other dudes. Also chin up only sad cunts stay with 1 chick their whole life. Bout 5 or 6 long terms before you get a winner imo

Wow I can totally relate
Gf for 5 years, wife material, went to travel in South America for months, I gave her permission
She breakups over fucking Skype
I can't even jerk off because my stomach is feeling all cramped up

>girl realizes she can't do anything on her own
>decides to change this
>the first thing she does on her own
>is breaking up with the man who loves her

just another prove women can't make proper decisions

>cant pop a boner
>actually kind of liked her

mate when it happned to me i couldnt even eat or sleep properly for about a month or so but you get over it eventually.

youll be fine bro just takes a while. took me years

breaking up over text. the fuck?

also posting her pics is a bit of a weasly thing to do. if people find out you did it theyre gona think youre a bit of a cunt but whatever.

girls are fickle this is all you need to know. they have intense feelings of love and hate etc but it can change as easily as the direction of the wind

one minute she'll be madly in love with you the next minute she'll need to "find herself". remeber this with the next girl you get together with. most of them are like children who no longer want something after they get it.

thats why they respond so well to dickheads who treat them badly

thats when being able to perfectly plan and pull off regular cheating in a commited relationship without getting caught comes to play

done it forever, 22 now never got caught

It's probably all she's doing when you're not there. Just with Chad or Tyrone

she's already cheating on you
drop her, delete her number and move on. this one's unfixable lad

Get used to it man. You were probably too clingy. You'll find more women.

"I want to find myself" is woman speak for "There's a ton of hot guys here and I want to ride the cock carousel guilt-free". Listen OP: if she isn't fucking someone else already, she will be by the end of the weekend. 110% guaranteed. Women are constantly looking for the next best man. Her whole emotional appeal to you was only to ease her guilt and make the separation easier for her so she doesn't seem like a shit person by saying "I don't want to do this BUT I MUST". No bitch, you don't HAVE to do anything.

Ignore what women say and watch what women do. She's at Uni. You're not there. She's breaking up with you. This finding myself shit is just a bullshit excuse.

Best thing you can do is text her: "You can collect all the stuff you left at my place in the next week otherwise I'm dumping it outside." Then go out, just have conversations with girls (don't try to fuck them, just imagine you have no interest in fucking them because you have so many other better girls you want to fuck) and treat them like guys you've just met.

If you can get some pics of you and new girls up on Facebook, it'll drive her mad knowing how easily you moved on and how disposable she was. Worst thing a woman's ego can hear is, "You're not that great; I can do better". Only reply to her texts with one word answers and make sure it's no earlier than 6 hours after she sent them. Remember, you're busy with other girls now, you don't have time to play with her.

Man up and Alpha up, start lifting and eating better, just chat to women as much as you can to build your confidence and before you know it they will be drawn to you. I make it a point never to ask for numbers. I make her want mine or I'll give it to her and she can text me. You're busy conquering the world and slaying pussy remember? No time to chase hoes.

Sorry dude, I had something similar a year ago.
You have to think of it like a diseased arm, you must cut it off before it kills you.

best wishes.

THIS

Women are fucking annoying. She'll be banging some chad in under a month, guaranteed.

This is legit advice OP.

Hope everything works out.

probably the best advice i have read in my 5 years of Sup Forums. just reading this should cheer you up, OP. copy this message and store it somewhere. when you're feeling down, read this. and listen to what it says and put in effort to do what it says.

grow up nigger she doesn't like you anymore you're shit

she is a fucking whore. bet she already fucks another dude, I know dem bitches.

praying for you that this bitch gets goalburned, ending as a beaten up single mum. that's what she deserves.

>Have you ever been so sad you can't even pop a boner?

when i found out she cheated.

but don't worry OP, your boner will come back after some time.