What's the easiest way to steal alcohol from stores like walmart, safeway, etc?

What's the easiest way to steal alcohol from stores like walmart, safeway, etc?

Here's my dumbass plan
>walk into store with half empty water bottle
>walk over to alcohol section
>pick vodka, or any clear alcohol
>take bottle
>walk to another part of the store
>drink all the water in the bottle
>fill water bottle to half with vodka
>buy a bag of chips to make it look less suspicious
>walk out with half a water bottle of vodka

Or theres also the option of walking in and just opening a bottle and drinking it and leaving.

OP clearly fantasizes about being on the receiving end of prison sex

Do that but pour the entire thing into the damn bottle don't be a pussy, also do it in the bathroom watch for security if it's anything like target then they look like shoppers but probably won't have a basket and kind of stand out might look aggressive

good luck with that, because every time i've seen liquor for sale in a supermarket the bottles have EAS tags like these
get a fake ID

And don't buy anything just walk tf out. and don't look sketchy

You're kidding right? Never see those....
I might just be lucky lol

How about just buying it you humongous faggot?

You can get a bottle of vodka for like 6 euros

Either EAS'd or behind a locked door.

Just get a fake ID, faggot.

get some drunk bum to buy it for you. don't steal shit like a nigger

>Walk in
>Grab alcohol
>Walk out knowing they are unable to stop you.

Especially during the night shift Walmart employees are under risk of getting fired for doing anything other than make your feel uncomfortable for shoplifting. They can't even go out the door.

Get urself a credit card from a bank or broker or group of friends and get uref the discou t liquor and get drunk with ur friends and get 3 girlfriends and have the next bastard hitler child in ur moms basement and change the world and write a note leave it with u before u go or die or take off and help other people with it lol famous last words for an alcoholic technocrat before u get drunk and fall off a bridge and wake uo on the other side of the universe with ur soulmate lol

Here in the states, you have to be 21 to buy alcohol.

I used to work at Safeway. Usually people will just fill their carts and walk out of the store. They usually get away with it. Our policy for security was just be nice to them and they'll think we know what they're doing and then they'lleave

If no chase policy do what this user says

It depends on the country

I'm in California lol I don't really see those not sure about anyone else lol

Kek I forgot about that. What a shithole

Came here to say this

Just shove it down your pants or in a coat and walk right the fuck out don't be a bitch op

I'm in SoCal and they're in every supermarket. Nowhere else though.

Right?

If you're doing it cause you're underage, just take it but give customer services an envelope. In the envelope should contain a thank you note, the money for the alcohol and the barcode.

If you are doing it cause you're poor get a job

I had a similar once, here's how it went:

> Want to steal liquor from the store
> Go for a simple grab-n-hide style theft, minding the cameras
> It worked but, way too much risk and adrenalin, wouldn't work long-term
> Decide to take the engineering approach
> Start to plan to create drill-sucktion device
> Brilliant idea, pick a bottle, look at it for a while and meanwhile a hidden device drills a small hole in the bottom, pumps all the liquor into a hidden container
> Start to actually look into how to go about detailed design of the thing
> Drill bit needs to be highly specialized, bit of a challenge to obtain
> Progressively get into more and more engineering, electronics, programming
> Go to engineering college
> Finish the college
> Get employed by a Fortune 500 company
> Interesting enjoayble job
> Can now buy whatever the fucking liquor I like

Long story short, I recommend the engineering approach.

Are you kidding lol?! Then again I've jacked Costco booze and booze from a grocery store

>no dinosaur walking involved

I'm a little bit disappointed here

Loose jeans with a slip belt, and sweatshirt. Grab bottle, slip in your belt line next to and above dick. Cover top with sweatshirt. Walk out. Not hard.