Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Step it up, chef.
I deleted mine.
I was watching Westworld.
What episode are you on? It's really nice
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Claiming best girl
What would you do if your waifu came to your door?
How many do you think can beat story on hard?
I think we got like an hour or so of comfy thread before the ERP starts
nice legs saya u slut
yo shizu
pat her on the head and love her forever
Take her in no questions asked, try to make her comfortable, ask how she got to our world.
Hmm...one of the two.
Hello snackbar.
How're you?
Do they even take rounds off your best character
Saya is no slut
Louise
You gotta do what you gotta do. Nah, just groceries.
Tomoko
By doing it for a short time then stopping for a little bit.
It already started.
The one who could?
Yeah, they do.
The other one?
nope.
yea,she just loves to make boys happy ;)
Good and stuff, listening to some music while the day gets started
I made some pasta yesterday and didn't fuck it up. It tasted great but let's just say the toilet trips weren't comfy.
Annoying part was I had a bit left over and I had to leave it until I could eat it later, microwaved macaroni is no good.
You? All good?
meh
I think 7 or 8. The one where the whore ignores the command and beats a dude.
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Dude episode 8 it really all goes insane, buckle up for that I'm gonna be here for a bit let me know when you see it.
Good claim, he's a top tier husbando
Gonna see Dog Wick 2 tonight. Gon' be gud.
How's everyone?
Oh? Then I could concentrate on the game. But do you ultimately win every time?
hullo
Dog wick 2?
Truer words have never been spoken.
Groceries can be nice, though, it's good to have food again
I'd say 95% of the time
Yeah, all good.
I was here for the cooking bit. Kind of funny that it got you a little sick.
Well they probably don't have the game so they can't get better right?
John wick 2!
Hows your day been?
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Thanks Karen. Are you interested in any bee-approved honey or legal services?
For a little while, then i'll start it up again. and if you happen to run into a boss, well i have a little something in mind for that~.
Yeah, i actually enjoy shopping for groceries.
Oh? What would you do? I'd be focusing hard
You're right, they can't...I offer to play using bad characters, but that just seems to annoy them
Do you cook at all?
I'd like some honey, what else do you make my dude?
Also I may or may not have some rape accusations I want taken care of, can you do that?
Woo
Keks, I think it was because the sauce was like 6 months old and it was in a partially broken freezer.
The pasta was SO fucking good tho, I'm gonna grab some pesto sauce and make the rest today.
I haven't seen the first one, the payday character was so cool tho.
My day is just starting, about to fire up some overwatch with some friends, gonna be a good start to the weekend, you you?
>10 stars
What did she mean by this?
Ah it was a great movie! Never used the char in payday though.
Day is ending for me, still have tomorrow at work to finish an essay and some homework! Always cutting it close.
Good morning!
The one around her neck is part of her uniform, actually.
What game you talking about?
Mornin'
Hello everyone
How are you?
I'd let you fight them for a minute or so, before sliding my hand down between your legs.
Eh a little bit, i can make basic stuff. What about you?
Hmm
Howdy!
I'm good. Tired. Stayed up for way too long and slept too little. How's you?
Alright, 200mL of bee-approved honey, that comes out to $39.99.
The markup is to support upkeep of the hive, hopefully you understand.
And by the way, they don't call me Barry "I can win your rape trial" Benson for nothing.
So you're way better and they don't have a chance to get better. But that would make me lose for sure
Soul Calibur 4
It's a reference to the pentagon based magical theory of her world. Each point of the pentagon is a point on the star.
How goes it?
someone's thirsty :^)
Soooky
Living the dream! You?
Heading to bed here in a few, I was playing Dark Souls earlier.
How's the dream?
I don't really think that's something I can help..
She is a magician!
I'm fine, fell asleep without noticing it and slept for 9 hours.
youtube.com
Off to sleep for me. Good night waifu.
You wouldn't want that now would you? So you'll just have to concentrate real hard~.
This is an extreme thirst.
I cannot cook to save my life.
Well I might have something to drink for you
Oo, that's a good game. Do you like it more than SC5?
9h is good though.
Dreams do not reflect inward realty at all
it's getting closer
Yeah but it's why they don't play. I think I'll mess up. I'm bad at a multitask kinda thing
Hang on now Barry, I think you're trying to cheat me here, you gotta bump the price down a little, I'm a long time customer.
Your life always seem like you have something going on, don't you ever just wanna chill at home and drop some responsibilities?
Bye shizu, sleep tight
ohayo
Of course! I'm not very fond of Soul Calibur 5, to be honest.
How about you?
I know..I wish I could help.
What is?
Like everything is bland and tasteless bad, or you can burn water bad?
And what might that be?
You'll just have to keep trying, because i wont stop until you beat them, you know.
I can't tell you, it's a surprise. Close your eyes and say aaaa.
Well of course I do, but I made the mistake of being too complacent growing up, now I gotta make up for lost time, and even now I feel like I'm going too slow and procrastinating too much.
Captcha was hatfield 6, battlefield 6 confirmed to have microtransactions and hats.
i love your filenames
Maybe try a game you are both noob at? With that kind of distraction I might have to take a break and have you take more control
Yeah, I don't like how they replaced some of the more iconic characters. Viola was really fun though.
The latter, to be honest..I am shame.
Thank you! I named them all by hand
They don't seem interested in doing that, I have one and everything
Eh. I'm big on asteroth in SC4, Cervantes in SC5
That's true, but it's not the most spectacular way to start your weekend.
Never liked Cervantes really, but Astaroth was one of my favourites in every SC.
But it's what you do after you wake up that counts.
I know where this is going, so no thanks.
Oh? More control like how?
Ever think about taking a couple cooking classes or something?
Tomoko, behave.
Also, Lewd.
If you don't want to pay what my honey is worth I think I'll just find business elsewhere.
(G'night Karen!)
Not if you stay in bed for 2 hours after waking uo because you don't know what to do.
I'm fond of both of them. I was really big on Charade in SC2, so I play a bit of Edge Master.
I've thought about it, but I dunno. Seems like it'd take up too much time.
Good night barry, hope to see you again.
just a reminder gachi > weeb
>no thanks
cool
Yeah i get that. You could try looking online at videos and recipes, that should help a little at least.
Fuck off hand
fuck off weeb
Have you asked? Well I'd stop the game of course. I'm naughty
At least a little, yeah. That's a pretty good idea..I'll have to try that out.
Yeah, I got a copy of Marvel Vs Capcom
they didn't want it
MY HUSBANDO
Miku FTW!
*sigh*
Jesus watches you touch yourself at night.
MY HUSBANDO
Sebastian Michaelis
Boogie claimed hands off sluts
Boogie-Senpai lets fight for his fat sweaty rolls
Maybe they think you're too goodJesus isn't real silly
who drank my mountain dew
Was Charade playable character?
I see, so you would be able concentrate fully on me then?
Yeah, it couldn't hurt.
I didn't know jesus was such a pervert.
Maybe
I hope not
I want to play..
in SC2, but nothing else