G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

I like life. It gives me something to do while i wait to die.

i'm glad you like life user.
life is a good thing to like

I couldn't do that to my mom. Her son's a loser, but she won't have to find him hanging somewhere.

good of you to care about your mom.
maybe you can work on stop being a loser too. g'luck.

Because life is fun

it is fun.
what type of fun have you been into lately?

>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a fairly affluent lifestyle but live well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>My credit rating is over 800

Holy shit sauce?!

Whoz the girl on the right?

Food nigga

Looks like Megan Rain. Disclaimer: not actually checking.

wish i had sauce bro. how r u today?
some girl. how r u today?
what's your favorite food, nigga ?
thanks for your input user.

I've still got some beer in the fridge

sup OP,
didnt cross my mind to do so
shitty day tho
what about you, y didn't you kill yourself and save us from having to see this thread?

I guess theyvlike pork after all

I guess they like pork after all

> perfect life
> shitposting on Sup Forums
choose one, who are you kidding you delusional basement-dweller

Thanks user ill check.
Not bad thanks, resting. Going to the pub later. How are you?

I won't kill myself because I like video games and masturbation too much

what beer, miller ?
i'll consider it. thanks for your input.
ha haha, i guess soo
i feel fine. thanks for asking user.
both of those things are good things.

You'd be suprised how wealthy and well adjusted some of us are. Only true idiots presume to know other people. Of course for you to feel good about yourself you have to expect we're all fat neckbeard virgins or cucks. It's how you cope with your own inadequacies. Alas, this comment will be ignored by you, to your own detriment.

Those tits are nasty

How bout you tell me why i should kill my self?

You smell bad

You're short

Close to 200k in cash + stocks + funds

Own car/truck/ motorcycle. All paid for

34yo 6'2" 225lb white good looking. Stay active, lift regularly

Recently single. Been enjoying the solitude. Sad break up part is over.

Make 48+ dollars an hour regular. OT whenever wanted.

So yeah only reason to an hero are - pretty bad social autism entire life. Learned to just except who I am but still sucks. Only have a few friends only one of which still hangs out occasionally.

nice double dubs, and wise words.
appreciate the feedback
you should not.
how do you know his scent?

sounds like a good life man. Congrats on all that.

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

we appreciate your post, and we thank you for your opinion of us.

A new story arc just started.

indeed.
who do you think that guy is, goku is fighting ?

sauce?

i don't know.
nice dubs tho.

Hey Faggots,
My name is Don, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, Mexicans who spend every second of their day trying to get across the border. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than raping white women. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am President of the United States, and owned my own Football Team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get big crowds, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and some bitch

hi don. hope you are well today.